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Some-Stupid-Idiot
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Pillow Fighting Rules Feb. 2nd, 2007 @ 09:28 PM Reply

Rule 1: If no women is present during a pillow fight it shall be deemed gay.

Rule 2: It is not allright to grab anothers pillow so that you can hit them with yours. It is allright to block with yours but not to grab.

Rule 3: If there are multiple women having a pillow fight you better have a camera.

Rule 4: If anyone suddenly falls to the ground and is knocked unconscious it is best to stop and check to see if he is bleeding. If he isn't then it is allright to continue.

Rule 5: If you see two pillows about to fight you know something is about to go down. Because, pillows are built for comfort, if they are fighting I don't even want to know what happened to start it.

Rule 6: If the pillow rips and cotton filling comes out, you can make fun of the owner for being poor, unless it is memory foam.

Rule 7: They can only be played in 1 room and 1 room only. That is the bedroom.

Rule 8: If you ever have a pillow fight make sure to get the heavy one rather than the larger one.

Add on to this if you like.

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Response to Pillow Fighting Rules Feb. 2nd, 2007 @ 09:29 PM Reply

Rule 9 : Put bricks in you pillow for an easy victory


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Response to Pillow Fighting Rules Feb. 2nd, 2007 @ 09:30 PM Reply

Okay ummm....where are the pillows?


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Response to Pillow Fighting Rules Feb. 2nd, 2007 @ 09:30 PM Reply

Rule 10: Fuck pillows, just use bricks


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Response to Pillow Fighting Rules Feb. 2nd, 2007 @ 09:30 PM Reply

Rule 10- no fucking kicking just because your geting the shit beat out of you.

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Response to Pillow Fighting Rules Feb. 2nd, 2007 @ 09:30 PM Reply

Man vs Woman=Fun
Man vs Man=Gay
Woman vs Woman=Awesome
Man vs Pillow=Crazy
Pillow vs Pillow=Crazy Awesome
Goose vs Goose=Pillow fight in advance


Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Pillow Fighting Rules Feb. 2nd, 2007 @ 09:32 PM Reply

At 2/2/07 09:30 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Man vs Woman=Fun
Man vs Man=Gay
Woman vs Woman=Awesome
Man vs Pillow=Crazy
Pillow vs Pillow=Crazy Awesome
Goose vs Goose=Pillow fight in advance

Quoting Demetri Martin is fun


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Response to Pillow Fighting Rules Feb. 2nd, 2007 @ 09:33 PM Reply

At 2/2/07 09:30 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Man vs Woman=Fun
Man vs Man=Gay
Woman vs Woman=Awesome
Man vs Pillow=Crazy
Pillow vs Pillow=Crazy Awesome
Goose vs Goose=Pillow fight in advance

And with all of those, you get one kick ass orgy


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Response to Pillow Fighting Rules Feb. 2nd, 2007 @ 09:34 PM Reply

At 2/2/07 09:32 PM, RacistBassist wrote:
At 2/2/07 09:30 PM, Idiosyncratic wrote: Man vs Woman=Fun
Man vs Man=Gay
Woman vs Woman=Awesome
Man vs Pillow=Crazy
Pillow vs Pillow=Crazy Awesome
Goose vs Goose=Pillow fight in advance
Quoting Demetri Martin is fun

Not to mention funny


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Response to Pillow Fighting Rules Feb. 6th, 2007 @ 04:04 PM Reply

Rule 11: Putting a cactus in your pillow ensures that your enemy will give up fast


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Response to Pillow Fighting Rules Feb. 6th, 2007 @ 04:07 PM Reply

I had a pillow fight with some friends once, he fell on the fireplace on bricks. He started crying, we never let him live it down.


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Response to Pillow Fighting Rules Feb. 6th, 2007 @ 04:19 PM Reply

rule 13, forget the rest of the rles, hit em as ard as you can (except rule one and rules 12a and 12b

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Response to Pillow Fighting Rules Feb. 6th, 2007 @ 04:23 PM Reply

rule whatever: if its girl on girl they must be in pajamas

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Response to Pillow Fighting Rules Feb. 6th, 2007 @ 04:24 PM Reply

At 2/2/07 09:28 PM, Some-Stupid-Idiot wrote: Rule 4: If anyone suddenly falls to the ground and is knocked unconscious it is best to stop and check to see if he is bleeding. If he isn't then it is allright to continue.

Actually, this is when the fight becomes really gay, and a camera is needed.


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Response to Pillow Fighting Rules Feb. 6th, 2007 @ 04:24 PM Reply

rule 14: If someone you do not like has his pillow make contact with your personage, you are allowed to rip 4 teeth from his skull.

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Response to Pillow Fighting Rules Feb. 6th, 2007 @ 04:29 PM Reply

Rule 15: Put a squeaky toy in the pillow to confuse them.

While they're like...
o_O WTF?
You're like...
^_^ Heh heh. Free shot.


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Response to Pillow Fighting Rules Feb. 6th, 2007 @ 04:30 PM Reply

I love pillow fights.


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Response to Pillow Fighting Rules Feb. 6th, 2007 @ 04:31 PM Reply

Rule: 17

When in a pillow fight, put your pillow down, and realize that you are in a fucking pillow fight.

thats what i do! :D
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Response to Pillow Fighting Rules Feb. 6th, 2007 @ 04:33 PM Reply

Rule 16: If you get horny, your genitals are much more vulnerable and your pillowenemy get double points for one broken penis!

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Response to Pillow Fighting Rules Feb. 6th, 2007 @ 04:34 PM Reply

The first rule of Pillowfight Club is - you do not talk about Pillowfight Club. The second rule of Pillowfight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Pillowfight Club.


I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

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Response to Pillow Fighting Rules Feb. 6th, 2007 @ 04:35 PM Reply

Fuck that, Shoe fight.


Save the world from ourselves.

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Response to Pillow Fighting Rules Feb. 6th, 2007 @ 04:36 PM Reply

Rule 18: Overstuffed may mean bigger pillow, but it also means no handle. Go for understuffed. Preferrably goose down, as it's heavier. :)

Rule 19: While the guys are busy watching you bounce around, take advantage of their ogling to bean them in the face. But remember, hitting below the belt is dirty pool and is only allowed in the case of an illegally copped feel. :)


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Response to Pillow Fighting Rules Feb. 6th, 2007 @ 04:37 PM Reply

Pillow Biting rules.

Oh shi-

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I realise my use of the comma is pretentious as fuck, but it's habit.
Thanks to Mr. MuffDiver for the sig.

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Response to Pillow Fighting Rules Feb. 6th, 2007 @ 04:38 PM Reply

Rule 35: No one hit SenorPresidente


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Response to Pillow Fighting Rules Feb. 6th, 2007 @ 05:01 PM Reply

Rule Number whogivesafuck: Stealing jokes from Demetri Martin is an immediate disqualification.

Rule Number whogivesafuck+1: Females are allowed 1 indirect (downward or sideways motion from outside the legs, as opposed to upward between the legs) hit to the man's genitalia. Males are allowed 1 hit to 1 of the females breasts but it must be from the side.
If either combatant commits multiple hits to these areas or strikes these areas with unnecessary force or in a way to intentionally cause significant damage that combatants' opponent will be allowed to commit the same infraction or shall be granted a number of strikes to the head which shall exceed the severity of the typical attack, given the customs of the two combatants and the current fight.

Rule Number whogivesafuck+2: Attacing your opponent with any weapon other than pre-determined pillows is illegal and the offender shall lose automatically lose the game.


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Response to Pillow Fighting Rules Feb. 6th, 2007 @ 05:03 PM Reply

Rule number 21,031: Using the force to your advantage is cheating.


There is a war going on in you're mind. People and ideas all competing for you're thoughts. And if you're thinking, you're winning.

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Response to Pillow Fighting Rules Feb. 6th, 2007 @ 05:04 PM Reply

Sock em boppers > pillow fights.

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Response to Pillow Fighting Rules Feb. 6th, 2007 @ 05:05 PM Reply

At 2/2/07 09:30 PM, Tonsil-Hockey wrote: Rule 10: Fuck pillows, just use bricks

Fuck the pillows you say!!! Lets goooo for it


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Response to Pillow Fighting Rules Feb. 6th, 2007 @ 05:08 PM Reply

Rule 31,693: It's all fun and games until someone loses an eyeball...then, hey, free eyeball.


There is a war going on in you're mind. People and ideas all competing for you're thoughts. And if you're thinking, you're winning.

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Response to Pillow Fighting Rules Feb. 6th, 2007 @ 05:10 PM Reply

At 2/6/07 05:03 PM, The-evil-bucket wrote: Rule number 21,031: Using the force to your advantage is cheating.

Rule number 6999666: If there is an awsomely hotness girl fuck the pillow rip her Pj's off and have fun with her.


Too true:
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