Sorry I haven't been posting today. Here's my joke!

Down South, Leroy called his attorney and asked,
"Is it true they're suin'
the cigarette companies for causing people to get
cancer ?"
"Yes, Leroy, sure is true," responded the lawyer.
"And now someone's suin' them fast food
restaurants, for makin' 'em fat,
and cloggin' their hearts with all them burgers
and fries. Is that true,
mister lawyer ?"
"Sure is Leroy; but why you askin' ?"
"Cause what I want to know is, can I sue
Budweiser for all them ugly women
I've slept with ?"

Hey, Whassup?

By the way Tink, want you mean earlier by "Paid him no mind"?

Hello all! here's my joke of the day! (If anybody reads it.)

A farmer had advertised his farm and was showing it to a prospective buyer. As they walked along a fence line, the buyer saw bee hives and stopped. He said, "Those hives are pretty close to the road."
The farmer explained that the bees just made honey and have never stung anyone.
The buyer felt unsure about the sale until he proposed that he be tied to a nearby tree, naked, overnight. If he was stung once he would get the farm for free, but if he wasn't stung then he would pay the farmer double the price.
The farmer agreed and tied the now naked man to the tree.
The next morning the farmer saw the man leaning over and very pale.
"Oh no!" the farmer thought, "He got stung and now I have to give him the farm!"
As he reached the man he gently shook him and asked where he got stung and if he needed a doctor.
"No, no, I'm okay," gasped the naked man, "I'll pay you double for the farm, but doesn't that damn calf have a mother?"

I have the feeling nobody likes me anymore. If you guys are jusst ignoring me so I'll go away then that's not the way to go about it. Just tell me and I'll go.

At 5/7/03 05:56 PM, Tink13 wrote: I have the feeling nobody likes me anymore. If you guys are jusst ignoring me so I'll go away then that's not the way to go about it. Just tell me and I'll go.

No, don't go *tries to catch breath*.

At 5/7/03 05:56 PM, Tink13 wrote: I have the feeling nobody likes me anymore. If you guys are jusst ignoring me so I'll go away then that's not the way to go about it. Just tell me and I'll go.

Where the hell did you get that idea? Just because we don't reply to everything doesn't mean we don't care.
Nice joke:)

At 5/7/03 05:56 PM, Tink13 wrote: I have the feeling nobody likes me anymore. If you guys are jusst ignoring me so I'll go away then that's not the way to go about it. Just tell me and I'll go.

Look, just we don't post alot, but we care about you, Tink!

Isn't that right Miroku?

Here's my joke of the day. at least let me know if you're reading them so I know that I'm not wasting my time.

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over, the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attached a $100 bill to his test with a note saying "A dollar per point." The next class the professor handed the tests back out. This student got back his test and $56 change.

At 5/5/03 07:08 PM, _Inuyasha_ wrote:

At 5/5/03 07:02 PM, Tink13 wrote:

I read a fan story about Inuyasha helping Kagome practice Romeo & Juliet cuz she was in a school play. He got mad when he found out she had to kiss another boy.

I havnt seen that one yet, maybe it is because the series keeps starting over x.x

At 5/5/03 07:08 PM, _Inuyasha_ wrote:

At 5/5/03 07:02 PM, Tink13 wrote:

I read a fan story about Inuyasha helping Kagome practice Romeo & Juliet cuz she was in a school play. He got mad when he found out she had to kiss another boy.

I havnt seen that one yet, maybe it is because the series keeps starting over x.x

At 5/8/03 04:50 PM, Jemona wrote:

I read a fan story about Inuyasha helping Kagome practice Romeo & Juliet cuz she was in a school play. He got mad when he found out she had to kiss another boy.

I havnt seen that one yet, maybe it is because the series keeps starting over x.x

No that was a fan story. It was made up.

At 5/8/03 04:50 PM, Jemona wrote: I havnt seen that one yet, maybe it is because the series keeps starting over x.x

If you like anime you should join the anime club.

At 5/8/03 05:11 PM, Lord_Miroku_Sama wrote:

At 5/8/03 04:50 PM, Jemona wrote: I havnt seen that one yet, maybe it is because the series keeps starting over x.x

If you like anime you should join the anime club.

Yes join the Anime Club. I was going to say that if he replyed to me.
Did you read my joke? It sucked kinda cuz I need to find more good ones. I've been looking but I can't find my folder full of jokes. Oh well. I'll find them some day.

At 5/8/03 05:22 PM, Tink13 wrote: Did you read my joke? It sucked kinda cuz I need to find more good ones. I've been looking but I can't find my folder full of jokes. Oh well. I'll find them some day.

Yes it wasn't as good as the others were.
BTW did you see this pic yet?

At 5/8/03 05:35 PM, Lord_Miroku_Sama wrote: Yes it wasn't as good as the others were.
BTW did you see this pic yet?

Yes I love that one.
If you didn't see my post in Anime club
SHUT UP! I WANT MY GBASP NOW! (stomps feet like a 2 year old)

At 5/8/03 05:51 PM, Tink13 wrote:

At 5/8/03 05:35 PM, Lord_Miroku_Sama wrote:

Yes I love that one.
If you didn't see my post in Anime club
SHUT UP! I WANT MY GBASP NOW! (stomps feet like a 2 year old)

I'm logging off now back in half an hour.
GBASP GBASP GBASP GBASP GBASP GBASP :P

At 5/8/03 05:59 PM, Lord_Miroku_Sama wrote:

At 5/8/03 05:51 PM, Tink13 wrote:

At 5/8/03 05:35 PM, Lord_Miroku_Sama wrote:

Yes I love that one.
If you didn't see my post in Anime club
SHUT UP! I WANT MY GBASP NOW! (stomps feet like a 2 year old)

I'm logging off now back in half an hour.
GBASP GBASP GBASP GBASP GBASP GBASP :P

Otay bye! STFU

At 5/8/03 06:07 PM, Tink13 wrote: Otay bye! STFU

Tink do you have any idea when Inuyasha will be on?

At 5/8/03 06:34 PM, Lord_Miroku_Sama wrote: Tink do you have any idea when Inuyasha will be on?

No but I hope he will soon. I'm not leaving til he gets on. I haven't talked to him much in like 3 days.

At 5/8/03 06:39 PM, Tink13 wrote: No but I hope he will soon. I'm not leaving til he gets on. I haven't talked to him much in like 3 days.

In one of his emails he said that he wouldn't be on as much because he got the GBASP and Golden Sun 2 but he hasn't been on in days.

At 5/8/03 07:07 PM, Lord_Miroku_Sama wrote:

At 5/8/03 06:39 PM, Tink13 wrote: No but I hope he will soon. I'm not leaving til he gets on. I haven't talked to him much in like 3 days.

In one of his emails he said that he wouldn't be on as much because he got the GBASP and Golden Sun 2 but he hasn't been on in days.

That's wrong. I miss him. He needs to come on more.

At 5/8/03 07:11 PM, Tink13 wrote: That's wrong. I miss him. He needs to come on more.

Whta do you mean that's wrong?
But I guess I might as well stop teasing you about the GBASP.

At 5/8/03 07:14 PM, Lord_Miroku_Sama wrote: Whta do you mean that's wrong?
But I guess I might as well stop teasing you about the GBASP.

Good idea. I mean it's wrong cuz I miss him so much.

At 5/8/03 07:18 PM, Tink13 wrote: Good idea. I mean it's wrong cuz I miss him so much.

Inuyasha just got on, finally.

MIX MASTER G IS IN THE HHHOOOOUUUUSSSEEEE!!!Sorry I just wanted to say that.I am confused why do you like me so?Just want to know.

So how is the GBA sp anyway? and have you heard of GB32? I'll tell you about that later.

At 5/8/03 07:25 PM, _Inuyasha_ wrote: MIX MASTER G IS IN THE HHHOOOOUUUUSSSEEEE!!!Sorry I just wanted to say that.I am confused why do you like me so?Just want to know.

What's so confusing? You're the nicest to me, you talk to me the most,...Do I have to keep going?

At 5/8/03 07:31 PM, Tink13 wrote: What's so confusing? You're the nicest to me, you talk to me the most,...Do I have to keep going?

Oh yeah forget about Miroku and the fact that he stood up for you on numerous occasions.
Oh well, anyways it's funny because I haven't done this in a long time.
*Miroku grabs Kagome's ass*

At 5/8/03 07:38 PM, Lord_Miroku_Sama wrote: Oh yeah forget about Miroku and the fact that he stood up for you on numerous occasions.
Oh well, anyways it's funny because I haven't done this in a long time.
*Miroku grabs Kagome's ass*

There's the Miroku I know. You haven't been seeming to act yourself lately.
*SLAP*

At 5/8/03 07:31 PM, Tink13 wrote:

What's so confusing? You're the nicest to me, you talk to me the most,...Do I have to keep going?

Sorry it took so long computer froze.I guess not.I really hadn't noticed that i had been so nice....Pain in head...I just had a vision Miroku GBASP will ex/im plode in 12 mins not do to my shotgun fire.