Okay, lack of sleep has forced me to this: how random are you?
When i say random, i mean nonsensical, absurd, weird, and downright strange.
For example:
live and let die, for the beetroot is next, and i dont want to have mushrooms for dinner.
palm this off as spam if you must, but i thought the responses i would get might be funny.
At 1/20/07 06:26 PM, OrphanShadow wrote: live and let die, for the beetroot is next, and i dont want to have mushrooms for dinner.
palm this off as spam if you must, but i thought the responses i would get might be funny.
You forgot the importance of spreading the water wheels in the back garden again did you? Now you have made us all crave for beef.
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I like cheesy pretzels with bacon horses on dogs toenails.
I feel like typing today...
my name is MY GOD LOOK AT THAT PILE OF SHIT!!! its been FUCKING HELL MY HAIRS ON FIRE!
i have no response to your idle chatter yet i believe i must make this statement: the state of affairs in iraq is reminescent of that time i ate a whole cucumber. this jew has got a tophat on, anybody tell me why the rain in spain falls mainly on fat people? because they are jews.
yes...?
If there is a turkey in the trousers, who will be english enough to be a polite young Bah Bah Black Sheep, have you any dresses?
I weep acid, it makes for a great glaze on fruits and such.
If chickens ate through their anus, and Bears pissed into the wind and the colour red was really green, would random exist? Or do bears really piss into the wind?
Such manic depressant ramblings are eminating from the sandwich, for i think it just lost its dice. now, please instruct me on whereabouts i can collect my harbouring gallbladder and make away in the speed of dark.
Randomness is not funny unless it's happy hour and the toothpicks are in full light. Flapjaw 69 turn off the game snake
This thread makes me feel robust, yet delicious.
Love the American Dream, with a vengeance.
Beware the mental ability of smillies to comprehend the meaning of true findings, for finding-finding is indeed hard, and finding finding-finders becomes increasingly easy as is prooven by the fact that ducks roar...
So yesterday, I made my bed and put fire into it. OH MAN!!!! was that over here or when?!?!?!
Tommorow seems like a bad opposite. I had no breakfast, or melting didn't happen yet. No? Good.
When trying to light a fish on fire underwater, always remember the futon. It is important to know your feet. Feet are like ripe papayas, injected with mouthwash... yes. They may taste like excitement, but they are best used for bingo. Focus your inner gallbladderif you wish to harness the power of rotten monkeys. There is only one path of the rubber band. Know it like your finger. Of couse don't forget fun equals pizza explotions! Extra cheese and elk on your side order of light bulb! The dwarf says "Gender-neutral pronouns!"
down on the upside
I was walking on my penis and I ended up in a valley of smurfs that were jerking off to animal porn while warming up a nice batch off homemade cookies made with real human teeth.
" once a frog walked into a bar and said, 'wow that's a lot of cereal'"
eh.
I think ma Amatuer minute series answers the Q of how ranodm i am.
That was a great post. Right Zach?
At 1/20/07 06:54 PM, hhcash wrote: " once a frog walked into a bar and said, 'wow that's a lot of cereal'"
This is the year where hope fails you
The test subjects run the experiments
And the bastard you know, is the hero you hate
But cohesing is possible if we strive
Theres no reason, theres no lesson
No time like the present, tell me right now
What have you got to lose, what have you got to lose
Except your soul... Who's with us?!
when i'm at the showe i'm thinking of dead cows that has been living in a house for 300 years until the new alien race Saiyans has taken over earth and that the Norse God Thor has come down to earth and save us from the Saiyans and anal rape us.
yes, i just wrote this in about 30 secs :P
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At 1/20/07 06:57 PM, ZenOfAnger wrote: This is the year where hope fails you
The test subjects run the experiments............
Thats a quote from Slipknots "Pulse of the Maggots", isnt it?
The word absurd was in your post, and random was in your topic, you know what I think? I think you're one motherfucking stalker.
Skype: the_sleuth
Whoop Whoop
This thread sucks. I thought the onion guru told you that is was 4 cats you should use, not 3! Now we'll have to boil a whole new kettle of fish.
My scrotum is often itchy due to the lack of blood in my alchoal and the large amount of profits McDonalds are getting. I also only get boners when people mention about the polar caps melting and if they are wearing a black or dark blue suit. Any other suit, and it stays floppier than a tomato that has been shoved down the back of a radiator.
This too will pass.
Memento mori
