If I don't have 2 cookies, and I meet someone who doesn't have 4 cookies, and and he gives me his no 4 cookies... then I have 2 cookies?
So, if I was in debt for like $10 and so was my friend, and we multiplied out debts together, we'd have $100 between us?
I think this idea just outdid my sitcom by 1,000,000 times. I will be rich.
Sure, if we defy logic we can do all sorts of fun things.
At 12/18/06 07:22 AM, ElvishThrusters wrote: Sure, if we defy logic we can do all sorts of fun things.
Fact. My maths teacher is smarter then you.
At 12/18/06 07:23 AM, Darkside7000 wrote:At 12/18/06 07:22 AM, ElvishThrusters wrote: Sure, if we defy logic we can do all sorts of fun things.Fact. My maths teacher is smarter then you.
That's the nerd equivalent of my dad could beat your dad in a fight
I think this idea just outdid my sitcom by 1,000,000 times. I will be rich.
Your sitcom sucked in the first place..
At 12/18/06 07:24 AM, ElvishThrusters wrote:At 12/18/06 07:23 AM, Darkside7000 wrote:That's the nerd equivalent of my dad could beat your dad in a fightAt 12/18/06 07:22 AM, ElvishThrusters wrote: Sure, if we defy logic we can do all sorts of fun things.Fact. My maths teacher is smarter then you.
My dad beat yo mamma.
At 12/18/06 07:25 AM, Darkside7000 wrote:
My dad beat yo mamma.
Hey, say what you like about my mum
But leave me out of this.
At 12/18/06 07:23 AM, Darkside7000 wrote:At 12/18/06 07:22 AM, ElvishThrusters wrote: Sure, if we defy logic we can do all sorts of fun things.Fact. My maths teacher is smarter then you.
Fact. You're high on crack and should stop posting stupid ideas.
There is nothing you can name that is more delicious and awesome than Subway.
I run on Mountain Dew.
You can't multiply money.
Anyway if you didn't have 2 cookies, you must have some other pre-determined number of cookies, before you can do maths with them.
You have the logic of a retard, sir, and if your maths teacher is teaching you this crap he need to be fired.
At 12/18/06 07:29 AM, Schmut wrote: You can't multiply money.
Can and will.
Go back to Africa.
At 12/18/06 07:30 AM, Darkside7000 wrote:At 12/18/06 07:29 AM, Schmut wrote: You can't multiply money.Can and will.
Go back to Africa.
Well, when you do you'll have made the value of money null, so you'll still have no money.
Also, I've never been to Africa but I've heard it's sunny. I like sunny.
No, it would work. Trust me. I'm genius.
wow , ur so smart. go ask if they let u study in harvard or something
At 12/18/06 07:22 AM, PelvicThrusters wrote: Sure, if we defy logic we can do all sorts of fun things.
You stole my line. NOOO
At 12/18/06 07:21 AM, Darkside7000 wrote: So, if I was in debt for like $10 and so was my friend, and we multiplied out debts together, we'd have $100 between us?
so if i have 100 dollars and bill gates has 1 million billion (i no thats not a real number) then i have 100 million billion dollars woo!
Even after defying the rules of logic it still doesn't make sense. First of all, not having two cookies isn't the same as having negative two cookies, but I'll play along and change it to I owe two cookies. If my friend owes four cookies and gives me the cookies that he owes, then I now owe six cookies, not have four cookies. To make this work, he would have to take away from me a debt of four cookies, which would make perfect sense if cookie were to exist, and is no longer funny.
And multiplying debt just doesn't make sense in the first place. It has to make some degree of sense to be funny.
Sitcom? Where? What? Why? What? How? What? Are you talking about your Flash animations?
Well, good job for trying.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paradoxe s
There's a list of math paradoxes here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unexpected_hangi ng_paradox
This one is a logic paradox, but I find it highly amusing. It tickled my brain. My brain giggled.
At 1/3/07 02:54 AM, Theslav wrote: speaking of math
Good lord, it's a 3-4-5 triangle, duh.
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what are you talking about lol. no logics.
:Because logics is for pussies.
Sure this would work. If you had $100 stashed up your arse.
haha that got me laughing like , 5 minutes or so.
Someone just got off the short bus with there negative cookie logic in hand.
I mizzed diz shit.
Well... what if there was 5 people on a bus, and 8 people got off.
That would mean three more people would have to get on the bus to make it empty.
At 12/18/06 07:21 AM, Darkside7000 wrote: If I don't have 2 cookies, and I meet someone who doesn't have 4 cookies, and and he gives me his no 4 cookies... then I have 2 cookies?
So, if I was in debt for like $10 and so was my friend, and we multiplied out debts together, we'd have $100 between us?
You just keep thinking like that and you'll go far in life. Very far.
You, sir, are an idiot.
-2 (cookies) -4 (cookies) = -6 cookies.
Put a "+" before "-4" and it equals a minus.
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At 1/3/07 03:50 AM, Verdict wrote: what are you talking about lol. no logics.
Because logics is for pussies.
exactly why women are smarter than men.
At 1/5/07 07:04 AM, Black-Flame wrote: You, sir, are an idiot.
-2 (cookies) -4 (cookies) = -6 cookies.
Put a "+" before "-4" and it equals a minus.
Ahh, but if he didn't have 2 cookies, and then he gave away 4 cookies he didn't have, THEN he would have 2 cookies.
-2 - -4=2
Of course this poses the problem, if he didn't have 2 cookies, then would this also mean that he didn't have 3 cookies?
Kuro - Puting the 'Kur' back in 'inkurable disease.'
But, physically nothing can become of nothing, so if he has nothing, he will gain nothing. Because nothing is nothing of nothing. But that means the 'nothing' he HAS is something of nothing. But if something of nothing is nothing, then something of nothing is nothing.
My brain hurts.
At 1/25/07 01:19 PM, FallenMarine wrote: But, physically nothing can become of nothing, so if he has nothing, he will gain nothing. Because nothing is nothing of nothing. But that means the 'nothing' he HAS is something of nothing. But if something of nothing is nothing, then something of nothing is nothing.
ex nihilo!
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