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Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers

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Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers 2006-11-01 16:36:30


Why don't Rob Zombie & Wes Craven make this movie it would be awesome 2 slasher facing each other!!


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Response to Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers 2006-11-01 16:41:02


Freddy Vs Jason was basicly what Mike Vs Jason would look like. No one wins.

Telitubbies Vs Barney and Friends now thats worth watching.


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Response to Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers 2006-11-01 16:42:15


what

Response to Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers 2006-11-01 16:42:59


No matter what anyone says freddy owns all.

And no, this movie should never be made.

Response to Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers 2006-11-01 16:43:30


How about Moby Dick vrs. Godzilla in which your mother plays both roles?

Response to Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers 2006-11-01 16:43:58


There's probably a movie like that already in the works. What I know about Hollywood tells me to not doubt anything. It's probably just on the backburner or something.


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Response to Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers 2006-11-01 16:46:04


Chuckey vs. Scream


haha, hey

Response to Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers 2006-11-01 16:46:22


At 11/1/06 04:42 PM, gorillaz-05 wrote: No matter what anyone says freddy owns all.

And no, this movie should never be made.

Freddy is just a dream demon with nails michael and jason or immortal they can only be hurt (badly)


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Response to Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers 2006-11-01 16:48:24


At 11/1/06 04:46 PM, Onizero wrote:
At 11/1/06 04:42 PM, gorillaz-05 wrote: No matter what anyone says freddy owns all.

And no, this movie should never be made.
Freddy is just a dream demon with nails michael and jason or immortal they can only be hurt (badly)

And?

Response to Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers 2006-11-01 16:49:12


Mike Meyers is a mortal man and Jason Vorhees is an immortal killing machine.

Meyers wouldn't last ten seconds against Vorhees or Krueger, they are both the risen dead.


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Response to Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers 2006-11-01 16:51:08


At 11/1/06 04:49 PM, Me-Patch wrote: Mike Meyers is a mortal man and Jason Vorhees is an immortal killing machine.

Meyers wouldn't last ten seconds against Vorhees or Krueger, they are both the risen dead.

Omg watch halloween 4 he got shot like 15 times you call that mortal he can posess people god dammit!!


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Response to Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers 2006-11-01 16:52:50


Myers is invicible.
I was watching halloween last night.
We have too many "unknown" killers too.
Heres the the list
LeatherFace
Pins & Needles
Scar
General Ashcroft
Lord


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Response to Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers 2006-11-01 16:53:49


At 11/1/06 04:52 PM, Bad-Karma wrote: Myers is invicible.
I was watching halloween last night.
We have too many "unknown" killers too.
Heres the the list
LeatherFace
Pins & Needles
Scar
General Ashcroft
Lord

Leather face and pin head are very common stupid


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Response to Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers 2006-11-01 16:53:53


At 11/1/06 04:51 PM, Onizero wrote:
At 11/1/06 04:49 PM, Me-Patch wrote: Mike Meyers is a mortal man and Jason Vorhees is an immortal killing machine.

Meyers wouldn't last ten seconds against Vorhees or Krueger, they are both the risen dead.
Omg watch halloween 4 he got shot like 15 times

They missed?

Response to Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers 2006-11-01 16:54:43


No they hit.

He was shot 5 times trying to break into a room.
He just stands back up and hangs the cop from a window.


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Response to Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers 2006-11-01 16:54:46


pfft Jason dont kill!
He got a job selling cars...

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Response to Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers 2006-11-01 16:57:23


At 11/1/06 04:53 PM, Onizero wrote:
At 11/1/06 04:52 PM, Bad-Karma wrote:
Leather face and pin head are very common stupid

Pins is 1 of the Pins and Needle brothers. They make a deal with the devil when they die and come back to life as invincible undead. Idk Pinhead.


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Response to Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers 2006-11-01 16:59:40


Jason vs. the other Mike Myers.


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Response to Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers 2006-11-01 17:02:44


At 11/1/06 04:54 PM, Bad-Karma wrote: No they hit.

He was shot 5 times trying to break into a room.
He just stands back up and hangs the cop from a window.

Michael Meyers is possesed by a The Curse of Thorn. He is a mortal man compelled by this curse to murder his family. He is NOT immortal but his possesion allows him to exhibit a superhuman strength and indurance.

Vorhees was a mortal until some little kid bashed his head in. 12 years later his dead body was revived by lightining, and he became an immortal zombie.

Suck on that.
Suck on that.


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Response to Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers 2006-11-01 17:06:53


I ve thought about it but MM and JV just walk and dont talk and jason would obviosly win hes immortal mike is just some crazy mental retard with a shit load of pain killers XD

Response to Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers 2006-11-01 17:07:20


At 11/1/06 04:46 PM, renzu15 wrote: Chuckey vs. Scream

Chucky vs. GHOSTFACE!

I know I'm nit-picking but Scream was the movie name...the killer is called Ghostface =)

Response to Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers 2006-11-01 17:31:07


Jason would totally win. He's a huge ass sonuvabitch with a cool mask and a machete. And he can never die, just like SBC and Scorpion. He killed Freddy and collected his head, he could to the same to Michael >:)

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At 11/1/06 05:31 PM, CelticClock wrote: Jason would totally win. He's a huge ass sonuvabitch with a cool mask and a machete. And he can never die, just like SBC and Scorpion. He killed Freddy and collected his head, he could to the same to Michael >:)

Freddy Winks in the end and begins laughing. How does Jason win ?


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Response to Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers 2006-11-01 17:37:20


Howsabout Tinky Winky vs Jason Vorhees
Teletubbies wud own that bitches ass!

Response to Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers 2006-11-01 17:38:20


At 11/1/06 05:33 PM, Bad-Karma wrote:
At 11/1/06 05:31 PM, CelticClock wrote: Jason would totally win. He's a huge ass sonuvabitch with a cool mask and a machete. And he can never die, just like SBC and Scorpion. He killed Freddy and collected his head, he could to the same to Michael >:)
Freddy Winks in the end and begins laughing. How does Jason win ?

Simple! Robert Englund isn't gonna play that role anymore, therefore, Freddy is dead. How 'bout Ash vs Jason? Hero vs villain would be pretty cool.

Response to Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers 2006-11-01 17:41:42


At 11/1/06 05:38 PM, vannila-guerilla wrote:
At 11/1/06 05:33 PM, Bad-Karma wrote: Freddy Winks in the end and begins laughing. How does Jason win ?
Simple! Robert Englund isn't gonna play that role anymore, therefore, Freddy is dead. How 'bout Ash vs Jason? Hero vs villain would be pretty cool.

Theyv'e been considering making that. And Freddy lost because he got fucking decapatated and he's never comming back.


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Response to Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers 2006-11-01 17:43:52


At 11/1/06 05:41 PM, Me-Patch wrote:
Theyv'e been considering making that. And Freddy lost because he got fucking decapatated and he's never comming back.

It's not that I don't believe you, but link PLEASE! I have to see this...

Response to Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers 2006-11-01 17:51:03


The RedSox had a pitcher named Mike Myers. We might have traded him already...


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Response to Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers 2006-11-01 17:56:15


At 11/1/06 04:54 PM, Final-sephiroth wrote: pfft Jason dont kill!
He got a job selling cars...

I got a great deal from him yesterday, used F mustang, 04'

Couple of heads in the back, but they didnt stain yet!!!


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Response to Jason Voorhees vs Michael Myers 2006-11-03 14:04:10


At 11/1/06 05:56 PM, Chymeraxe wrote:
At 11/1/06 04:54 PM, Final-sephiroth wrote: pfft Jason dont kill!
He got a job selling cars...
I got a great deal from him yesterday, used F mustang, 04'

Couple of heads in the back, but they didnt stain yet!!!

well thats just dandy :)