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Sell your babies

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Sell your babies 2006-10-29 15:23:34


I've devised a clever idea for me to make shitloads of cash, and for crack whores or plain uncaring to mothers to get rid of their children.

I call it E-Bay B!

It's simple. You make a profile of the baby you wish to sell, chose an asking price and you're done! Then, infertile women, or Madonna, can log on, specifi the type of baby they want and up comes:

Age: Male
Colour: White
Age: 3 months
Asking price: £800
Purchase Now?

The mum clicks purchase now and it's done! Everybody wins! Plus, if your baby isn't purchased within four months, we'll *dispose* of it...
Create an account with E-Bay B today!


Lies make baby Jesus cry, bitch.

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Response to Sell your babies 2006-10-29 15:25:44


So i could get lots of women pregnant and gain a profit?
This has got be the best idea ever.


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Response to Sell your babies 2006-10-29 15:27:51


They wouldn't let you call it "Colour" It would have to be "Ethnicity" also, it would have to be 'Caucasion" not white. The PC patrol is everywhere.


If life seems jolly rotten There's something you've forgotten And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.

Response to Sell your babies 2006-10-29 15:29:26


At 10/29/06 03:23 PM, Wombat333 wrote: Age: Male

I'd probably buy a baby that's Male years old.

Response to Sell your babies 2006-10-29 15:31:33


your evil i want my mom to love me!

Sell your babies

Response to Sell your babies 2006-10-29 15:36:56


My e-semen will flow your way


I still haven't forgiven the asians for pearl harbor.

Response to Sell your babies 2006-10-29 15:38:36


LOL that's hilarious.....and a good idea.


I'm gonna go have a taco....... you can come too

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Response to Sell your babies 2006-10-30 02:07:42


At 10/29/06 03:31 PM, nazmi wrote: your evil i want my mom to love me!

Face up to the truth.


Lies make baby Jesus cry, bitch.

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