I've devised a clever idea for me to make shitloads of cash, and for crack whores or plain uncaring to mothers to get rid of their children.
I call it E-Bay B!
It's simple. You make a profile of the baby you wish to sell, chose an asking price and you're done! Then, infertile women, or Madonna, can log on, specifi the type of baby they want and up comes:
Age: Male
Colour: White
Age: 3 months
Asking price: £800
Purchase Now?
The mum clicks purchase now and it's done! Everybody wins! Plus, if your baby isn't purchased within four months, we'll *dispose* of it...
Create an account with E-Bay B today!