I saw the finalee to season 2 on sunday and I thought 'wow what a fantastic ending'. But i've just looked back at it and it was completely shit. When it first came out I thought it was really cool, because of ploar bears and killer smoke but season 2 was just shocking.
1. No killer smoke.
Why the hell would they make the final episode of season 2 and not feature everybodies favourite character? It sickens me to think that I may not get to see him impale pilots on branches again.
2. Desmonds flashback: No point
Who cares about the guy featured in two episodes? All we learnt from his stupid flash back was:
He likes Charles Dickens.
He can sail. Well he can't even do that, he managed to crash his boat onto a bloody island.
His girlfriend speaks with an obviously fake british accent.
He beat his best friend to death on rocks.
Stupid scottish bastard. I would rather have seen the evil smokes flashback.
3. Nothing happened.
Come on, the most action packed moment was when they tried to shoot a poorly animated bird. That apparently could say their names.
4. It doesn't make sense.
There's one incredibly stupid scene. It's that one that goes something like this:
LOCKE: Hey, I know, wanna not press the button and blow up the island?
DESMOND: Sounds like a plan!
(They skip along, beat up Eko, and lock themselves in).
DESMOND: (Looks at random gibberish) I think I crashed your plane...
LOCKE: STUPID LYING TWAT! (Pickes up their only chance of servival and smashes it, then begins to punch Desmond. Suddenly forks start flying towards them.)
LOCKE: No, I was wrong! (Flying fork hits him in the face). Thisd msut be something to do with that four toed statue!
See what I mean? Also, why wasn't Charlie exploded when the hatch blew up? He's right next to Eko but he survives, then starts making out with that women in front of her baby.
5. The ending.
I thought it would be a cool cliff-hanger but instead we just watch Russain play chess in antartica. Suddenly they hear a beep and decide to phone fake-british-accent-women. Great cliff-hanger.
Unless season 3 involves cool polar bear maiming or evil killer smoke than there is no way i'm watching it.