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pwned by my principal

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pwned by my principal 2006-09-18 23:05:01


*important back story, a week ago two football players got suspended from a few games when the principal saw them smoking cigars on a weekend off school grounds*

So every morning I usually have a cigarette or two while driving to school to get my morning nic. fix, well today I was walking through the hall talking on my cellphone when the prinicipal steps out of a classroom right infront of me. So I hung up my phone and handed it to him since were not allowed to have them in school and he consiscates them for the day if he sees anyone using them. Right after I handed him my phone the principal says to me "Oh you probably shouldn't flick your cigarettes out your car window either" then walks away. I'm pretty worried about what's goona happen when I go see him tommorow to get my phone back.

Also I've heard that when he confiscates phones he checks all the pictures and text messages on them which would be bad for my cuz I have a lot of both of those on my phone that would be pretty incriminating if he saw them.


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Response to pwned by my principal 2006-09-18 23:06:30


Sue yo principal for stalking u

He looks at your cell phone stuff and he sees you smokin....sue his ass

Response to pwned by my principal 2006-09-18 23:06:50


Next time, try to be 18 when you smoke.


I used to be relevant.

Response to pwned by my principal 2006-09-18 23:06:51


Moral of the story: don't smoke.

Response to pwned by my principal 2006-09-18 23:07:34


Dude your principal is a bitch


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Response to pwned by my principal 2006-09-18 23:09:17


Delete or password protect all your mobile porn! Hurry!


:)

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Response to pwned by my principal 2006-09-18 23:09:27


He's well within legal limits to search your phone, by the way.


I used to be relevant.

Response to pwned by my principal 2006-09-18 23:12:04


Then stop fucking smoking you dumbass - right on principal!

I also agree with pirate.

Response to pwned by my principal 2006-09-18 23:12:54


dude u did get owned, but it is weird that ur princy saw u smoke and looks at ur phone stuff, sure hope there wasnt anything bad about him on it : P then ud be in real deep shit

-fragmonkey

Response to pwned by my principal 2006-09-18 23:23:09


Just hope that you didn't have to many personal messages on your phone :O


"Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds."

~Henry Rollins

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Response to pwned by my principal 2006-09-18 23:24:30


you have a bunch of pics and texts on your phone and yet you risk talking on it in school? your a complete moron.


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Response to pwned by my principal 2006-09-18 23:30:15


At 9/18/06 11:05 PM, Fedges wrote: Also I've heard that when he confiscates phones he checks all the pictures and text messages on them which would be bad for my cuz I have a lot of both of those on my phone that would be pretty incriminating if he saw them.

Thats invading privacy. hes not aloud to do that. even so if he were to which i highly dought will ever happen. You are acually liable to sue him for it :D:D

Some extra cash in yer wallet

Response to pwned by my principal 2006-09-20 23:40:51


update: the princiapl didnt say anything when I got my phone back so I guess he doesnt really care despite being a D-bag.


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Response to pwned by my principal 2006-09-20 23:42:35


Sue his ass for invasion of privacy.


Sigs are overrated.

Response to pwned by my principal 2006-09-20 23:42:37


At 9/20/06 11:40 PM, Fedges wrote: update: the princiapl didnt say anything when I got my phone back so I guess he doesnt really care despite being a D-bag.

Hi, Principal douchebag!!!

Response to pwned by my principal 2006-09-20 23:43:31


I see only one logical solution. Become an hero.

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Response to pwned by my principal 2006-09-20 23:45:54


Put your Cigerette out on his face, then make him buy it.


Bleh.

Response to pwned by my principal 2006-09-20 23:48:19


At 9/20/06 11:45 PM, King wrote: Put your Cigerette out on his face, then make him buy it.

good plan


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Response to pwned by my principal 2006-09-20 23:50:03


bodyslam him into a pack of zombies, and then go save the elderly folk from the roof of the mall.

dead rising, much?

Response to pwned by my principal 2006-12-16 15:20:05


rip his balls off and stick them in his mouth


Ye People this is DayDayX ready to spice shit up!!!

Response to pwned by my principal 2006-12-16 15:21:38


That fucking sucks.


what

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Response to pwned by my principal 2006-12-16 15:25:29


Tell him you "wanna get loaded and have a good time."

Sit out out.

Response to pwned by my principal 2006-12-16 15:27:03


At 9/18/06 11:09 PM, Pyro wrote: Delete or password protect all your mobile porn! Hurry!

How can he if he dosn't have his phone?


Somebody make me a cunting signature.

Response to pwned by my principal 2006-12-16 15:28:51


I know how to get back at him.
Sneak into his house at night and set fire to the room next to him. Drag him downstairs and put him on the table, so he can see his upstairs burn. Cut off his fingers one by one, slowly. Then his testicles, if he has any, and dangle them in front of him. Cut them up before him. Split his penis and then cut his belly open. Shit in his chest and then use a nail gun to put him back together. Then tear his eyes out and eat them.
That's what i'd do.


Lies make baby Jesus cry, bitch.

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Response to pwned by my principal 2006-12-16 15:40:22


At 12/16/06 03:28 PM, Sidorio wrote: I know how to get back at him.

Well that IS the only logical way so he should have a go.


Shrug Island - A hand drawn musical adventure game <3

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Response to pwned by my principal 2006-12-16 15:45:53


I hate when shit like that happens

Response to pwned by my principal 2006-12-16 16:08:44


Is it legal for him to look at your private info? If its not then sue his ass off.

Response to pwned by my principal 2006-12-16 16:11:09


If he does look through your pictures, you have every right to sue him for invasion of privacy.


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Response to pwned by my principal 2006-12-22 17:53:23


i second that one


Ye People this is DayDayX ready to spice shit up!!!

Response to pwned by my principal 2006-12-22 17:55:54


"DONT YOU KNOW THAT SMOKING CAN KILL YOU!" Ren & Stimpy


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