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Make a Mcdonalds slogan

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Response to Make a Mcdonalds slogan 2006-08-25 18:13:48


We pack more calories per square inch than anyone else!

Response to Make a Mcdonalds slogan 2006-08-25 18:14:47


"Can't sue us now bitches!"
"McDonalds fatten you up, so you don't have to"

Response to Make a Mcdonalds slogan 2006-08-25 18:16:17


McDonalds, having a hard time gaining weight? See us today!

McDonalds, when real food is just boring.

McDonalds, now with retrofitted seats to support our 300+ lb. customers.

McDonalds, penguin tastes better than beef, if you don't believe us, come in today!

McDonalds, our food may be bad, but we have the best damn coke in town!

McDonalds, now with psuedo-healthy food packed with refined-sugars and preservatives.

Response to Make a Mcdonalds slogan 2006-08-25 18:18:30


"At McDonalds we believe there is no better natural resource than the U.S. prison system, we give jobs to rehabilitated ex-cons and those who get the death penalty are turned into hamburger meat."

"We make sure you get the exercise you need by making you walk around the restaurant looking for the straws.!

Response to Make a Mcdonalds slogan 2006-08-25 18:18:55


Mc Donalds Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuuhhh, I'm fucking your mom.

Response to Make a Mcdonalds slogan 2006-08-25 18:26:03


McDonalds! Buh dah buh buh buh, Ronald's raping you.

Response to Make a Mcdonalds slogan 2006-08-25 18:27:54


Mc donalds, Nuh nuh nuh nuhhh nuh, I pissed in the happy meal.

Response to Make a Mcdonalds slogan 2006-08-25 18:28:30


McDonalds
Fat is Happy.


Wait....WHAT!? NOOOOO!!! I want my lawyer! I want my mommy! I WANT MY LAWYER'S MOMMY!!!"

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Response to Make a Mcdonalds slogan 2006-08-25 18:32:30


Original: Ba ba ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it.

Mine: Ba ba ba ba ba - There's a hair in my burger. >:(

lol, McDonalds

KOSOVO JE SRBIJA

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Response to Make a Mcdonalds slogan 2006-08-25 18:33:56


We're loving it (your $)


Status: MIA

Next Release ETA: ?

Response to Make a Mcdonalds slogan 2006-08-25 19:00:59


McDonald's New Big Mac

Now with 63% more cockroach meat!

Here I am, bored with everything.

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Response to Make a Mcdonalds slogan 2006-08-26 10:48:32


Sorry to bump my own thread but i only ever posted once, really good slogans guys

i'd post more but i can't think of any

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Response to Make a Mcdonalds slogan 2006-08-26 10:54:11


"Beat the Meat"

For their new vegetarian burgers.

Response to Make a Mcdonalds slogan 2006-08-26 10:55:57


1. Calorie control a thing of the past.

Response to Make a Mcdonalds slogan 2006-08-26 10:57:40


Storm the McDonalds!

Make a Mcdonalds slogan

Response to Make a Mcdonalds slogan 2006-08-26 10:58:03


We're the reason America is over-weight ^^

Response to Make a Mcdonalds slogan 2006-08-26 11:07:44


How about this

Make a Mcdonalds slogan


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Response to Make a Mcdonalds slogan 2006-08-26 11:17:32


Home of the Great Burgers and Fries

Response to Make a Mcdonalds slogan 2006-08-26 11:19:31


" now with 3% less hobo meat! "


I hate you.

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Response to Make a Mcdonalds slogan 2006-08-26 11:19:48


"LARRY, GET THE FORESKINS DOWN HERE!"


I hope everybody had a real, real good time.

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Response to Make a Mcdonalds slogan 2006-08-26 11:21:06


At 8/25/06 06:11 PM, losiglow wrote: McDonalds, Giving Emo's another way out.

FUCKING WIN!!!


FGSFDS

Response to Make a Mcdonalds slogan 2006-08-26 11:51:03


Mcdonalds, making everyone fat, one person at a time.


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Response to Make a Mcdonalds slogan 2006-08-26 12:02:32


I'm lovin' shit


The New Signature By Orange Beef

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Response to Make a Mcdonalds slogan 2006-08-26 12:16:18


At 8/26/06 12:02 PM, Orangebeef wrote: I'm lovin' shit

Ha Ha Nice one that is

3-If hell was on earth, Mcdonalds would be Satan(slogan)

i know my new slogan sucks

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Response to Make a Mcdonalds slogan 2006-08-26 12:22:55


McDonald's: Greasy fatty artery-clogging goodness!

McDonald's: Try our new chicken sandwich. It's ok. it's safe to eat!


Sigs are overrated.

Response to Make a Mcdonalds slogan 2006-08-26 12:29:57


Dont like being a kid, our hormones will get you tall and fat in no time!

Response to Make a Mcdonalds slogan 2006-08-26 12:52:36


"Want a good burger? Go to Wendys!"

Response to Make a Mcdonalds slogan 2006-08-26 12:53:22


We have salads, for those who wont come here anyway.


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Response to Make a Mcdonalds slogan 2006-08-26 12:55:58


"We make our shakes with lard :)"


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Response to Make a Mcdonalds slogan 2006-08-26 13:18:59


McDonalds, we are not responsible for the missing children or pets.

McDonalds, our food are magnets of the fat asses of america!

McDonalds, we no longer use monkey hair for our fries.

McDonalds, where we own you.

Those are all I got.


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