We pack more calories per square inch than anyone else!
We pack more calories per square inch than anyone else!
"Can't sue us now bitches!"
"McDonalds fatten you up, so you don't have to"
McDonalds, having a hard time gaining weight? See us today!
McDonalds, when real food is just boring.
McDonalds, now with retrofitted seats to support our 300+ lb. customers.
McDonalds, penguin tastes better than beef, if you don't believe us, come in today!
McDonalds, our food may be bad, but we have the best damn coke in town!
McDonalds, now with psuedo-healthy food packed with refined-sugars and preservatives.
"At McDonalds we believe there is no better natural resource than the U.S. prison system, we give jobs to rehabilitated ex-cons and those who get the death penalty are turned into hamburger meat."
"We make sure you get the exercise you need by making you walk around the restaurant looking for the straws.!
Mc Donalds Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuuhhh, I'm fucking your mom.
McDonalds! Buh dah buh buh buh, Ronald's raping you.
Mc donalds, Nuh nuh nuh nuhhh nuh, I pissed in the happy meal.
Wait....WHAT!? NOOOOO!!! I want my lawyer! I want my mommy! I WANT MY LAWYER'S MOMMY!!!"
Original: Ba ba ba ba ba, I'm lovin' it.
Mine: Ba ba ba ba ba - There's a hair in my burger. >:(
lol, McDonalds
KOSOVO JE SRBIJA
McDonald's New Big Mac
Now with 63% more cockroach meat!
Here I am, bored with everything.
Sorry to bump my own thread but i only ever posted once, really good slogans guys
i'd post more but i can't think of any
"Beat the Meat"
For their new vegetarian burgers.
I hate you.
At 8/25/06 06:11 PM, losiglow wrote: McDonalds, Giving Emo's another way out.
FUCKING WIN!!!
Mcdonalds, making everyone fat, one person at a time.
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At 8/26/06 12:02 PM, Orangebeef wrote: I'm lovin' shit
Ha Ha Nice one that is
3-If hell was on earth, Mcdonalds would be Satan(slogan)
i know my new slogan sucks
McDonald's: Greasy fatty artery-clogging goodness!
McDonald's: Try our new chicken sandwich. It's ok. it's safe to eat!
Dont like being a kid, our hormones will get you tall and fat in no time!
We have salads, for those who wont come here anyway.
McDonalds, we are not responsible for the missing children or pets.
McDonalds, our food are magnets of the fat asses of america!
McDonalds, we no longer use monkey hair for our fries.
McDonalds, where we own you.
Those are all I got.