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Imperial System Sucks!

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Imperial System Sucks! 2006-07-11 16:25:14


Why do people, mostly Americans, use the stupid Imperial system? Do any of you actually know how many feet are in one mile? Or how many yards are in one mile? Or how many feet are in one league? Without looking it up, I bet more than half of you wouldn't even know. You don't even know your own system. It is ridiculous. Here's why:

1) Hard to memorize.

1 mile = 5280ft.
1 Kilometre = 1000m.

Which number is easier to memorize?

2) It makes no sense. In metric system we have prefixes like Centi, Deci, Mega, Giga, Kilo, etc. All these prefixes actually mean something. You don't have to know how many watts are in one Killowatt, but you can easily find out. A kilometre has 1000 metres, so Kilo must mean thousand. So one killowatt has one thousand watts. Makes sense to me.

While in the Imperial system you have random unit names. Knowing how many feet are in one mile will not tell you how many ounces are in a gallon. Your units are completly unrelated. So you have to know each and every one of them.

3) Conversion.

With the metric system you get nice and round units like 1, 10 ,100, 1000 All of these can be easily devisible by ten or any multiple of ten. These are also numbers on the log scale. So the metric system is scientific and mathematical. While in the Imperial system you get completly random units.

Can you convert 34562453.2346524 yards to inches without a calculator? Well you could, but it will take you quite some time. While with the metric system, all you have to do is shift the decimal point. Way easier in my opinion.

Response to Imperial System Sucks! 2006-07-11 16:26:07


34 562 453.2346524 yards = 1.24424832 × 109 inches.

Response to Imperial System Sucks! 2006-07-11 16:26:32


It may suck but at least its use is more progressive than someone whining about it.

Response to Imperial System Sucks! 2006-07-11 16:26:44


Imperical system is the opiate of the people.

It keeps them too confused.


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Response to Imperial System Sucks! 2006-07-11 16:27:43


At 7/11/06 04:26 PM, GeeOhDee wrote: 34 562 453.2346524 yards = 1.24424832 × 109 inches.

You did not do that in your head.....

Response to Imperial System Sucks! 2006-07-11 16:28:02


At 7/11/06 04:26 PM, GeeOhDee wrote: 34 562 453.2346524 yards = 1.24424832 × 109 inches.

Oops, that's supposed to be 10 to the ninth power.

Response to Imperial System Sucks! 2006-07-11 16:28:42


Same as the Dewey decimal system, its frustrating, complex, and no-one uses it making it perfect to appy to the system.


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Response to Imperial System Sucks! 2006-07-11 16:33:51


At 7/11/06 04:27 PM, toggle wrote:
At 7/11/06 04:26 PM, GeeOhDee wrote: 34 562 453.2346524 yards = 1.24424832 × 109 inches.
You did not do that in your head.....

You did not type that with your keyboard....

Oh, what a fucking genius.


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Response to Imperial System Sucks! 2006-07-11 16:34:04


At 7/11/06 04:26 PM, GeeOhDee wrote: 34 562 453.2346524 yards = 1.24424832 × 109 inches.

Yea I know it can be done, but I said do it WITHOUT a calculator. I doubt you did that in your head, or even on paper since you posted a minute after I started the topic. Say you are at a construction site, and you quickly need to go from one unit to another, you don't have a calculator or the conversion factor. You're screwed.

Response to Imperial System Sucks! 2006-07-11 16:35:31


People are used to it, because England absolutely buttfucked the western hemisphere almost singlehandedly, so the French weren't able to spread their more organized system there with much success. (England was first buttfucked by Rome, mind you, and seemed to like their mile-long measurements.) Isn't it funny, though, how even England has stopped using the Imperial Unit? It's just the U.S. and two other countries, now.