shouldn't he be going after 2 legged pussy instead of 4? He seems to have trouble with ladies. (If you're clueless, he's the owner of "Garfield" in the comic strip)
Jon Arbuckle
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At 4/23/06 04:40 PM, -Platinum- wrote: Jon Arbuckle is a pussy himself.
Good call, he is an uber pansy.
The whole underlying theme about Jon Arbuckle is sex. All he wants is sex. Whether it be human or animal.
Just read 'The Hero with a Thousand Faces' by Joe Campbell. Now I need a new book. PM me suggestions!
Yeah, but without him, the comic just wouldn't be itself.
Today's comic proves Jon is desperate to fuck anyone.
He's always had trouble with the ladies though...
But he did kiss Liz the vet once.
At 4/23/06 04:50 PM, -Zeke- wrote: He's always had trouble with the ladies though...
But he did kiss Liz the vet once.
he cries at night as he jacks off to her. You know he's gonna date rape someone in someway.
At 4/23/06 04:49 PM, HAcoreRD wrote: Today's comic proves Jon is desperate to fuck anyone.
http://www.garfield...s/comics_todays.html
Just read 'The Hero with a Thousand Faces' by Joe Campbell. Now I need a new book. PM me suggestions!
At 4/23/06 04:51 PM, HAcoreRD wrote:At 4/23/06 04:50 PM, -Zeke- wrote: He's always had trouble with the ladies though...he cries at night as he jacks off to her. You know he's gonna date rape someone in someway.
But he did kiss Liz the vet once.
He's just working on getting the date part accomplished. Then comes the forced copulation.
Everything is everything
At 4/23/06 04:52 PM, JackRabbitStudios wrote:At 4/23/06 04:49 PM, HAcoreRD wrote: Today's comic proves Jon is desperate to fuck anyone.Tomorrow's comic further plays on this.
http://www.garfield...s/comics_todays.html
hahahaha.
Loved it.
At 4/23/06 04:52 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote:At 4/23/06 04:51 PM, HAcoreRD wrote:He's just working on getting the date part accomplished. Then comes the forced copulation.At 4/23/06 04:50 PM, -Zeke- wrote: He's always had trouble with the ladies though...he cries at night as he jacks off to her. You know he's gonna date rape someone in someway.
But he did kiss Liz the vet once.
If he ever figures out what he's meant to do with it.
Liz: OMFG! Jon! You're trying to rape me!
Jon: *grinning* I know.
*pauses for the briefest of moments*
Jon: Um, where am I meant to put it to be actually raping you?
He's a closet homosexual with a disrespectful cat - suicide is the only choice for Arbuckle.
At 4/23/06 04:57 PM, DestroyerOfMan wrote: In related news, local resident Jon Arbuckle was arrested toay for killing AND frying his cat, here's what he has to say.
":("
After which he goes emo in his prison cell.
At 4/23/06 04:56 PM, -Connery- wrote: He's a closet homosexual with a disrespectful cat - suicide is the only choice for Arbuckle.
Well Jon was raised on a farm, so yeh. Totally gay.
At 4/23/06 04:52 PM, JackRabbitStudios wrote: Tomorrow's comic further plays on this.
Holy shit, I haven't laughed that hard in a while on the BBS. Thank you for that.
But seriously... you guys just don't know Jon. He's actually quite the player. But he has to keep up this act because of his cat. You see, we cat owners know how arrogant cats can be but how truly fragile their little minds are. Therefore, we can't break their perception of life (think of them as religious nuts). So Jon, whose cat sees him as an utter failure in life, has to keep up this pretense in front of Garfield. Otherwise, Garfield's world would be blown away and he's shoot himself in the eyeball.
Count the bodies like sheep to the rhythm of the war drum...
Unfortunatley after years of rejecting himself...Jon Arbuckle Snapped..LOL!
At 4/23/06 04:52 PM, JackRabbitStudios wrote:At 4/23/06 04:49 PM, HAcoreRD wrote: Today's comic proves Jon is desperate to fuck anyone.Tomorrow's comic further plays on this.
http://www.garfield...s/comics_todays.html
Bull, That's the biggest lie i've ever seen Jon's too much of a pussy to say that stupid über geek.
At 4/23/06 05:35 PM, EmptySpaces wrote: Unfortunatley after years of rejecting himself...Jon Arbuckle Snapped..LOL!
poor john. who'll feed garfield/odie? Lyman?
If you read the latest comics, you'll find out that Jon and Liz have been going out for a while, actually.
Also, cocks.
At 4/23/06 04:44 PM, Grammer wrote: Garfield sucks, these days. It's nothing more than "I'm fat", "I hate Mondays", "Let's kick Odie", "Jon is a loser", over and over again.
Relevant? Possibly. Funny? Yes.
What was that one website that ook out all of garfield's lines.
It made John look crazy. It was awesome.
Garfieldminusgarfield is the funniest site on the internet
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Aww rig you bastard. I wanted to post garfield minus garfield.
KILL ALL SONS A BITCHES.
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At 6/19/08 10:26 AM, FatManExtraLarge wrote: Why does this make me shit myself laughing?
YES YES THAT'S IT
Haha I love you.
