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My sister asked for my cock pics

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My sister asked for my cock pics 2006-02-10 03:00:27


Yep.

My sister just called and, with a lot of other girly voices in the background, asked for a digital image of my cock for a city-wide scavenger hunt.

I said a very firm "Fuck no." and hung up.

Should I have done it?


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Response to My sister asked for my cock pics 2006-02-10 03:02:49


Just in exchange for equal pics lowl.


I have sex with Eric Bauman.

Response to My sister asked for my cock pics 2006-02-10 03:04:59


At 2/10/06 03:02 AM, TehNemesis wrote: Just in exchange for equal pics lowl.

"Incest - fun game for the whole family!"


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Response to My sister asked for my cock pics 2006-02-10 03:05:40


naught, thats just rude. she's ur sister. is she hot? pix?

Response to My sister asked for my cock pics 2006-02-10 03:09:19


At 2/10/06 03:05 AM, Spawnof wrote: naught, thats just rude. she's ur sister. is she hot? pix?

Yeah, why not.

My sister asked for my cock pics


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Response to My sister asked for my cock pics 2006-02-10 03:09:56


Can I have a picture of your cock?

please?

Response to My sister asked for my cock pics 2006-02-10 03:09:57


PICS PLEASE!
lol what are you afraid of? blackmail? or her friends laughing at the size of your cock?

Response to My sister asked for my cock pics 2006-02-10 03:11:25


That is just wierd. As for a scavenger hunt, what kind of scavenger hunt requires cock pics? I just don't get girls.

Response to My sister asked for my cock pics 2006-02-10 03:11:54


At 2/10/06 03:09 AM, Iggyman wrote: lol what are you afraid of?

My sister being sexually attracted to me. Oh, and my girlfriend killing me if she found out.

blackmail?

Maybe.

or her friends laughing at the size of your cock?

On the contrary. The last thing I need is being at fault for half a dozen teenage heart attacks ;)


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Response to My sister asked for my cock pics 2006-02-10 03:13:18


Your sister is weird, run far away, now...

Response to My sister asked for my cock pics 2006-02-10 03:30:00


I'll give you a picture of mine and you can give it to her. Along with my home phone number and address.


My name is EvanStone.

You will refer to me as such or I'll crack your head open with my level 20 rusty pipe.

Response to My sister asked for my cock pics 2006-02-10 03:35:29


At 2/10/06 03:30 AM, PunkRockSmileyFace wrote: I'll give you a picture of mine and you can give it to her. Along with my home phone number and address.

I will help mail it. by mail I mean horde the pics for myself.


Yes I think suicide is funny and I am sick of pretending its not.

eX(Wi/Ht? #45)

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Response to My sister asked for my cock pics 2006-02-10 03:36:49


At 2/10/06 03:11 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote: On the contrary. The last thing I need is being at fault for half a dozen teenage heart attacks ;)

nice comeback... on a side note, what happened with your second story?

Response to My sister asked for my cock pics 2006-02-10 03:49:31


At 2/10/06 03:35 AM, iscrulz wrote:
At 2/10/06 03:30 AM, PunkRockSmileyFace wrote: I'll give you a picture of mine and you can give it to her. Along with my home phone number and address.
I will help mail it. by mail I mean horde the pics for myself.

Don't worry, I made doubles just for you.


My name is EvanStone.

You will refer to me as such or I'll crack your head open with my level 20 rusty pipe.

Response to My sister asked for my cock pics 2006-02-10 03:52:31


At 2/10/06 03:36 AM, Spawnof wrote:
At 2/10/06 03:11 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote: On the contrary. The last thing I need is being at fault for half a dozen teenage heart attacks ;)
nice comeback... on a side note, what happened with your second story?

I also wonder where the story went.

Response to My sister asked for my cock pics 2006-02-10 03:52:35


At 2/10/06 03:49 AM, PunkRockSmileyFace wrote:
At 2/10/06 03:35 AM, iscrulz wrote:
At 2/10/06 03:30 AM, PunkRockSmileyFace wrote: I'll give you a picture of mine and you can give it to her. Along with my home phone number and address.
I will help mail it. by mail I mean horde the pics for myself.
Don't worry, I made doubles just for you.

Ok I want the best quality and only the best. I am willing to pay the cost.


Yes I think suicide is funny and I am sick of pretending its not.

eX(Wi/Ht? #45)

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Response to My sister asked for my cock pics 2006-02-10 03:53:25


no, you shouldn't degrade yourself, not even for your sister, it's a weird thing to ask, if you had done, and i'm not saying you have, but they could have said, "HOLY SHIT, SMALL COCK!!!", as it says in the bible, "women comparing mens cock sizes is what makes men small!", Luke Chapter 14


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Response to My sister asked for my cock pics 2006-02-10 03:56:50


At 2/10/06 03:53 AM, dapperdan1 wrote: no, you shouldn't degrade yourself, not even for your sister, it's a weird thing to ask, if you had done, and i'm not saying you have, but they could have said, "HOLY SHIT, SMALL COCK!!!", as it says in the bible, "women comparing mens cock sizes is what makes men small!", Luke Chapter 14

Ahem John Chapter 17 Verse 2.

Read the bible bitch!

My name is EvanStone.

You will refer to me as such or I'll crack your head open with my level 20 rusty pipe.

Response to My sister asked for my cock pics 2006-02-10 04:14:44


haha where ur cock pic dude?

Response to My sister asked for my cock pics 2006-02-10 04:24:56


At 2/10/06 04:14 AM, AiRcAn wrote: haha where ur cock pic dude?

Mine? Mine are spammed all over the internet.


My name is EvanStone.

You will refer to me as such or I'll crack your head open with my level 20 rusty pipe.

Response to My sister asked for my cock pics 2006-02-10 05:14:36


At 2/10/06 03:52 AM, jaydeeleonwell wrote:
At 2/10/06 03:36 AM, Spawnof wrote:
nice comeback... on a side note, what happened with your second story?
I also wonder where the story went.

AWNSER US SHADOW!!!!1

Anyway, weird scavanger hunt, but I can see it happening.


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Response to My sister asked for my cock pics 2006-02-10 05:16:45


a scavenger hunt? is it a mission: the first to find this cock wins?
creepy shit , dude, creepy shit.


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Response to My sister asked for my cock pics 2006-02-10 05:21:59


hawt, you fool

Response to My sister asked for my cock pics 2006-02-10 05:24:24


At 2/10/06 05:16 AM, -Rabies- wrote: a scavenger hunt? is it a mission: the first to find this cock wins?
creepy shit , dude, creepy shit.

Probably just one of the things they have to do.


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Response to My sister asked for my cock pics 2006-02-10 05:26:00


You really arn't a smart boy are you...she obviously meant a rooster, or at least thats what you say you thought she meant when you give her pictures of your chicken(s).

Response to My sister asked for my cock pics 2006-02-10 05:41:53


At 2/10/06 05:26 AM, nosredna wrote: You really arn't a smart boy are you...she obviously meant a rooster, or at least thats what you say you thought she meant when you give her pictures of your chicken(s).

"I need a picture of your cock."
"My what, sorry?"
"Your penis, you dumb shit."
"Fuck no."


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Response to My sister asked for my cock pics 2006-02-10 05:46:45


At 2/10/06 05:41 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote: "I need a picture of your cock."
"My what, sorry?"
"Your penis, you dumb shit."
"Fuck no."

that would have FREAKED me out right there. are her friends hot? pics?

Response to My sister asked for my cock pics 2006-02-10 05:50:59


i would say that you probablly did the right thing, you never know if she was lieing and gonna sell it to a gay porn magazine or something

Response to My sister asked for my cock pics 2006-02-10 05:51:56


At 2/10/06 03:00 AM, -Shadow_XII- wrote: Yep.

My sister just called and, with a lot of other girly voices in the background, asked for a digital image of my cock for a city-wide scavenger hunt.

I said a very firm "Fuck no." and hung up.

Should I have done it?

you should have told them to post on craigslist.
all anyone who posts up there gets is cock pics.


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Response to My sister asked for my cock pics 2006-02-10 05:53:36


At 2/10/06 05:50 AM, mattyb584 wrote: i would say that you probablly did the right thing, you never know if she was lieing and gonna sell it to a gay porn magazine or something

Hell, I'd do that myself :D


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