Who wins?
Chuck Norris starts the fight by pissing himself due to Bruce Lee's just being way better than Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee
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At 2/2/06 04:57 PM, Raditz10 wrote: Who wins?
Chuck Norris starts the fight by pissing himself due to Bruce Lee's just being way better than Chuck Norris.
bruce lee duh
Bruce lee = Trained chuck
but chuck is still the best fighter ALIVE
but if bruce was still here then it whould be bruce :D
Bruce Lee attacks Chuck Norris and kills him, but Chuck's acid piss melt Bruce Lee.
You've finally made it home
Draped in the flag that you fell for
And so it goes - the ashes of the wake
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At 2/2/06 04:59 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris
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BRUCE LEE!! EVERYTIME!! that guy invented 1337!!!!!
At 2/2/06 05:00 PM, iscrulz wrote:At 2/2/06 04:59 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: Bruce Lee.Chuck Norris
Actually no, due to video footage and various training sessions it's been shown that no matter what Chuck Norris has always lost to Bruce Lee.
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At 2/2/06 05:00 PM, iscrulz wrote:At 2/2/06 04:59 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: Bruce Lee.Chuck Norris
Bruce Lee
seriously, this topic is so original that i threw up a little in my nouth
At 2/2/06 05:05 PM, Foolmoron wrote:At 2/2/06 05:00 PM, iscrulz wrote:Bruce LeeAt 2/2/06 04:59 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: Bruce Lee.Chuck Norris
seriously, this topic is so original that i threw up a little in my nouth
Bruce Lee.
There was even a movie in which Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris's cowboy ass.
How is there a chance for Chuck? Your talking about the greatest and most well known fighter in the world. O wait he's dead, so I think Chuck would kick his ass.
At 2/2/06 05:07 PM, HeinousDude wrote: There was even a movie in which Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris's cowboy ass.
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw with civilians looking on in total awe. Actually it was only a kitten looking at them fight for some weird reason.
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Bruce Lee Ownz Chuck Norris and anyone else!
At 2/2/06 05:11 PM, Vegeton wrote:At 2/2/06 05:07 PM, HeinousDude wrote: There was even a movie in which Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris's cowboy ass.It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw with civilians looking on in total awe. Actually it was only a kitten looking at them fight for some weird reason.
Hello Kitty in a blood stained sweater.
Chuck Norris in his prime would win, the guy has a freaking black belt.
Jean-Claude Vandamme could take those two down with one kick....
At 2/2/06 05:21 PM, Afro_punk wrote: Chuck Norris in his prime would win, the guy has a freaking black belt.
gee really what the fuck does bruce lee have a yellow belt ??
sarcasm serisly though my uncle has a black belt and bruce lee had a black belt to like the 13th degree
At 2/2/06 05:25 PM, jacktherack wrote:At 2/2/06 05:21 PM, Afro_punk wrote: Chuck Norris in his prime would win, the guy has a freaking black belt.gee really what the fuck does bruce lee have a yellow belt ??
sarcasm serisly though my uncle has a black belt and bruce lee had a black belt to like the 13th degree
Yeah man fuck belts. Bruce lee doesn't need no goddamn belt, he invented jeet kune do.
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At 2/2/06 05:04 PM, Pink_Beer wrote: http://www.wimp.com/classic/
End.
I was watching that and my dad came in and he's like "HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE BRUCE LEE FIGHT WHERE HE KICKS CHUCKS ASS?"
He stayed to watch it......For the hundreth time in his life.
I have an idea....
Jack Bauer would beat them both.
before breakfast.
