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Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee Feb. 2nd, 2006 @ 04:57 PM

Who wins?
Chuck Norris starts the fight by pissing himself due to Bruce Lee's just being way better than Chuck Norris.


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Response to Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee Feb. 2nd, 2006 @ 04:59 PM

At 2/2/06 04:57 PM, Raditz10 wrote: Who wins?
Chuck Norris starts the fight by pissing himself due to Bruce Lee's just being way better than Chuck Norris.

bruce lee duh

Bruce lee = Trained chuck

but chuck is still the best fighter ALIVE
but if bruce was still here then it whould be bruce :D

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Response to Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee Feb. 2nd, 2006 @ 04:59 PM

Bruce Lee attacks Chuck Norris and kills him, but Chuck's acid piss melt Bruce Lee.

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Response to Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee Feb. 2nd, 2006 @ 04:59 PM

Bruce Lee.


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Response to Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee Feb. 2nd, 2006 @ 05:00 PM

omg, he got schooled.

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Response to Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee Feb. 2nd, 2006 @ 05:00 PM

At 2/2/06 04:59 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: Bruce Lee.

Chuck Norris


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Response to Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee Feb. 2nd, 2006 @ 05:01 PM

BRUCE LEE!! EVERYTIME!! that guy invented 1337!!!!!


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Response to Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee Feb. 2nd, 2006 @ 05:04 PM

At 2/2/06 05:00 PM, iscrulz wrote:
At 2/2/06 04:59 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris

Actually no, due to video footage and various training sessions it's been shown that no matter what Chuck Norris has always lost to Bruce Lee.


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Response to Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee Feb. 2nd, 2006 @ 05:05 PM

At 2/2/06 05:00 PM, iscrulz wrote:
At 2/2/06 04:59 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris

Bruce Lee

seriously, this topic is so original that i threw up a little in my nouth

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Response to Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee Feb. 2nd, 2006 @ 05:07 PM

At 2/2/06 05:05 PM, Foolmoron wrote:
At 2/2/06 05:00 PM, iscrulz wrote:
At 2/2/06 04:59 PM, EyelessArchfiend wrote: Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris
Bruce Lee

seriously, this topic is so original that i threw up a little in my nouth

Bruce Lee.

There was even a movie in which Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris's cowboy ass.

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Response to Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee Feb. 2nd, 2006 @ 05:10 PM

How is there a chance for Chuck? Your talking about the greatest and most well known fighter in the world. O wait he's dead, so I think Chuck would kick his ass.

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Response to Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee Feb. 2nd, 2006 @ 05:11 PM

At 2/2/06 05:07 PM, HeinousDude wrote: There was even a movie in which Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris's cowboy ass.

It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw with civilians looking on in total awe. Actually it was only a kitten looking at them fight for some weird reason.


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Response to Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee Feb. 2nd, 2006 @ 05:18 PM

Bruce Lee Ownz Chuck Norris and anyone else!

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Response to Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee Feb. 2nd, 2006 @ 05:18 PM

this should end this argument.

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Response to Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee Feb. 2nd, 2006 @ 05:19 PM

chuck norris and bruce lee are both fags

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Response to Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee Feb. 2nd, 2006 @ 05:20 PM

At 2/2/06 05:11 PM, Vegeton wrote:
At 2/2/06 05:07 PM, HeinousDude wrote: There was even a movie in which Bruce Lee kicked Chuck Norris's cowboy ass.
It was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw with civilians looking on in total awe. Actually it was only a kitten looking at them fight for some weird reason.

Hello Kitty in a blood stained sweater.

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Response to Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee Feb. 2nd, 2006 @ 05:21 PM

Chuck Norris in his prime would win, the guy has a freaking black belt.

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Response to Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee Feb. 2nd, 2006 @ 05:23 PM

Jean-Claude Vandamme could take those two down with one kick....

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Response to Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee Feb. 2nd, 2006 @ 05:25 PM

At 2/2/06 05:21 PM, Afro_punk wrote: Chuck Norris in his prime would win, the guy has a freaking black belt.

gee really what the fuck does bruce lee have a yellow belt ??

sarcasm serisly though my uncle has a black belt and bruce lee had a black belt to like the 13th degree
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Response to Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee Feb. 2nd, 2006 @ 05:29 PM

At 2/2/06 05:25 PM, jacktherack wrote:
At 2/2/06 05:21 PM, Afro_punk wrote: Chuck Norris in his prime would win, the guy has a freaking black belt.
gee really what the fuck does bruce lee have a yellow belt ??
sarcasm serisly though my uncle has a black belt and bruce lee had a black belt to like the 13th degree

Yeah man fuck belts. Bruce lee doesn't need no goddamn belt, he invented jeet kune do.

INVENTED.

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Response to Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee Feb. 2nd, 2006 @ 05:32 PM

At 2/2/06 05:04 PM, Pink_Beer wrote: http://www.wimp.com/classic/

End.

I was watching that and my dad came in and he's like "HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE BRUCE LEE FIGHT WHERE HE KICKS CHUCKS ASS?"

He stayed to watch it......For the hundreth time in his life.

I have an idea....

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Response to Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee Feb. 2nd, 2006 @ 05:33 PM

Bruce Lee has my vote

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Response to Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee Feb. 2nd, 2006 @ 07:08 PM

Watch "way of the dragon"

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Response to Chuck Norris Vs. Bruce Lee Feb. 2nd, 2006 @ 07:10 PM

Jack Bauer would beat them both.

before breakfast.