At 1/1/06 03:23 AM, gotflash wrote: OMG my cat cant handle so many insults!!!!!!!!!1
what the fuck do you feed your cat? Fast food? Damn, this is why americans should not be allowed to own pets, u guys fucking making your pets as overweight as yourselves... Jesus christ
Jesus Christ the one True God of Love and Peace.
:D
At 12/10/05 04:39 PM, gotflash wrote: alright people start the judging
nice cat... just keep it away from the
REGGIEHATERS
At 1/1/06 02:46 AM, gotflash wrote: um excuse me mr dumaz, the point of this topic is to rate my cat
Yep, and your cat is ugly. But my point was you had to bump it caue it was dead, also learn to spell faggot. Oh wait your saved............
POST OR A MISTURREEIS STRANGURR WILL FUCK ANOTHER STRANGURR IN THE APSSHOEL
At 12/10/05 05:11 PM, TheAwesome wrote:At 12/10/05 04:39 PM, gotflash wrote: alright people start the judgingI <3 KITTY!
I havent see my cat for 2 years!
not a good thing mate...
My name is EvanStone.
You will refer to me as such or I'll crack your head open with my level 20 rusty pipe.
black dick
At 1/13/06 09:51 PM, -2x4-Yusof wrote: I like dogs better.
O RLY?
At 1/13/06 10:14 PM, Tom_Schmidt wrote: your cat rules
yea it sure does :D as a matter of fact, its better than every other cat mentioned in this topic >:D
Your cat isn't the prettiest, but it might be nice.
ROOTS ROCK REGGAE
I hate cats, but yours is i guess kind of cute.
At 1/15/06 01:55 PM, BossRobot wrote:At 12/10/05 04:39 PM, gotflash wrote: alright people start the judgingThe 2nd ugliest cat next to cyclops
a cyclops cat eh? pic puhleez
At 12/10/05 04:40 PM, BaseballClock wrote: Looks just like my sisters' cat except older, fatter, and uglier.
okay you win
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real bump please stand up?
I repeat, will the real bump please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..
Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem
"bump, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
I'm bump, yes I'm the real bump
All you other bump are just imitating
So won't the real bump please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH!*}
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a bump lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
{*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real bump please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
Ha ha
Guess there's a bump in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up
At 12/10/05 04:39 PM, gotflash wrote: alright people start the judging
Who likes my cat better? He's the best cat EVAR <_<
this cat is muuuuuuuuuch butter fajoatz!!!
I hate your fucking cat and I hope he gets hit by a bus 10 times so nine is not a factor
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