Uh Hi Everyone,
I am like totally new to this community, but I am sure we'll have loads of fun. I mean there are so many cliches I could get into just describing the hilarity of me and you, and like in the future when me and you are running down the beach hand in hand, we'll like look back at this posting and laugh. I know you love it when I hum old showtunes, just like you know I love when you help me get the hi-score in Ms. Pac-Man by resetting the machine. And to close, like if any of you are ever gonna go to San Diego (Carlsbad, really) I'll meet you at the Pizza Port and we'll play Golden Tees. Loser buys the Franken-Porter (an 11% alcohol beer?, amazed, I was).
Thank You for your Time,
The Wizard of Fozz (A Magical Man with Like Spells and Stuff)