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the Doomguy is so hardcore thread..

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This thread is mainly to post why you think the Doomguy(from Doom videogame) is so hardcore

e.i. The doomguy is so hardcore that when he was born he slapped the doctor

The doomguy is so hardcore that he swum miles into the ocean just to punch a whale.

Now post your own The Doomguy is so hardcore.

Response to the Doomguy is so hardcore thread.. 2005-10-16 13:57:19


the Doomguy is so hardcore that he listens to Hardcore

Response to the Doomguy is so hardcore thread.. 2005-10-16 13:58:45


a nerdy emo isn't exactly the best character for a hard-core shoot-em-up.


I hardly ever come here anymore....

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Response to the Doomguy is so hardcore thread.. 2005-10-16 13:58:46


The Doomguy is so hardcore that when he masturbates, he doesn't use lotion, he uses sandpaper.


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Response to the Doomguy is so hardcore thread.. 2005-10-16 13:59:36


At 10/16/05 01:52 PM, Nelo-Angelo wrote: The doomguy is so hardcore that he swum miles into the ocean just to punch a whale.

Now post your own The Doomguy is so hardcore.

the doom guy is so hardcore because hes got a fuck load of time on his hands.

Response to the Doomguy is so hardcore thread.. 2005-10-16 14:00:31


The doom guy is so hardcore that he, um,
spat at an old lady?
um ... yeah! real ... ... hard ... core, huh.


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Response to the Doomguy is so hardcore thread.. 2005-10-16 14:03:11


At 10/16/05 01:58 PM, Kucamonga_Kid wrote: The Doomguy is so hardcore that when he masturbates, he doesn't use lotion, he uses sandpaper.

Him too??? I thought I was the only one.


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Response to the Doomguy is so hardcore thread.. 2005-10-16 14:04:28


At 10/16/05 02:03 PM, lagatag wrote:
At 10/16/05 01:58 PM, Kucamonga_Kid wrote: The Doomguy is so hardcore that when he masturbates, he doesn't use lotion, he uses sandpaper.
Him too??? I thought I was the only one.

Touching it would get you AIDS! stay away boys (not girls, boys)


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Response to the Doomguy is so hardcore thread.. 2005-10-16 14:04:30


The Doomguy is so hardcore that whenever he wants a smoke he eats a pack of cigarettes and drinks a bottle of gasoline to light it

Response to the Doomguy is so hardcore thread.. 2005-10-16 14:04:55


The doom guy is so hardcore that he shits in his hand and throws it at ninjas.

Response to the Doomguy is so hardcore thread.. 2005-10-16 15:38:11


The Doomguy is so hardcore he bitchslapped a guy for saying he wasn't

Response to the Doomguy is so hardcore thread.. 2005-10-16 15:47:22


At 10/16/05 01:58 PM, Kucamonga_Kid wrote: The Doomguy is so hardcore that when he masturbates, he doesn't use lotion, he uses sand paper

It Hurts. : ) Try it!

Response to the Doomguy is so hardcore thread.. 2005-10-16 15:53:33


At 10/16/05 02:04 PM, Deathsaw_CLockGlock wrote: The doom guy is so hardcore that he shits in his hand and throws it at ninjas.

That has to be the winner.

Response to the Doomguy is so hardcore thread.. 2005-10-16 16:27:16


At 10/16/05 03:53 PM, MaidenHead wrote:
At 10/16/05 02:04 PM, Deathsaw_CLockGlock wrote: The doom guy is so hardcore that he shits in his hand and throws it at ninjas.
That has to be the winner.

indeed, that has to be the must funny thing ive seen in the whole day

Response to the Doomguy is so hardcore thread.. 2005-10-16 16:28:18


The doomguy is so hard, he punched the Cyberdemon to death instead of using the BFG.

Response to the Doomguy is so hardcore thread.. 2005-10-16 16:30:29


The Doomguy is so hardcore, he stole Bedn's candy!


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Response to the Doomguy is so hardcore thread.. 2005-10-16 16:30:46


The doomguy is so hardcore that when he bangs his girlfriend, he keeps his socks on.


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Response to the Doomguy is so hardcore thread.. 2005-10-16 16:31:02


The Doomguy is so hardcore he throws tea parties for his stuffed animals and imaginary friends.


Bellum omnium contra omnes

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Response to the Doomguy is so hardcore thread.. 2005-10-16 17:06:20


At 10/16/05 04:30 PM, Jakspeed wrote: The Doomguy is so hardcore, he stole Bedn's candy!

OMG!! RLY? i thought that was impossible

Response to the Doomguy is so hardcore thread.. 2005-10-16 17:10:48


The doom guy is so hardcore that he beats off to homeless people and splooges on old nuns.

Response to the Doomguy is so hardcore thread.. 2005-10-16 17:11:52


The Doomguy is so hardcore he's portrayed by The Rock.


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Response to the Doomguy is so hardcore thread.. 2005-10-16 17:20:42


At 10/16/05 05:11 PM, Jakspeed wrote: The Doomguy is so hardcore he's portrayed by The Rock.

actually no.. the rock portrayes a character from doom 3 callen sarge, the doom guy in the movie would be karl Urban

Response to the Doomguy is so hardcore thread.. 2005-10-16 17:22:36


The Doom guy is so hardcore that The Rock is playing him.

Response to the Doomguy is so hardcore thread.. 2005-10-16 17:28:13


At 10/16/05 05:22 PM, stick0 wrote: The Doom guy is so hardcore that The Rock is playing him.

the Rock isnt even the main guy in the movie, Karl Urban is the doom guy

anyway...

The Doom Guy is so Hardcore that whenever he dies he Respawns in a previews area

Response to the Doomguy is so hardcore thread.. 2005-10-16 17:29:39


At 10/16/05 05:28 PM, SaintShun wrote:
At 10/16/05 05:22 PM, stick0 wrote: The Doom guy is so hardcore that The Rock is playing him.
the Rock isnt even the main guy in the movie, Karl Urban is the doom guy

Awww damnit, I thought it was the Rock


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Response to the Doomguy is so hardcore thread.. 2005-10-16 17:37:43


yeah thats kinda bad couse he would make a better doomguy than karl urban, they could have gotten someone else to play sarge

Response to the Doomguy is so hardcore thread.. 2005-10-16 21:41:55


The Doomguy is so hardcore he sealed hells door with bubblegum and a band aid.

Response to the Doomguy is so hardcore thread.. 2005-10-16 21:56:31


The Doomguy is so hardcore he saved earth and mars from hell.

Response to the Doomguy is so hardcore thread.. 2005-10-16 22:00:18


At 10/16/05 05:28 PM, SaintShun wrote:
At 10/16/05 05:22 PM, stick0 wrote: The Doom guy is so hardcore that The Rock is playing him.
the Rock isnt even the main guy in the movie, Karl Urban is the doom guy

anyway...

The Doom Guy is so Hardcore that whenever he dies he Respawns in a previews area

actually if you read the Doom books (o yea i like the games that much) the main character is referred to as "Sarge"

and doom 3 doesnt have this particular marine from doom 1 or 2 its a totally different guy so no one would play him


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Response to the Doomguy is so hardcore thread.. 2005-10-16 22:06:18


the DOOM movie's characters are strictly based on DOOM 3
http://imdb.com/title/tt0419706/trivia

The character of Sarge (played by The Rock) is a homage to Master Sergeant Thomas Kelly, one of the main characters from the video game "Doom 3".

anyways here is not the place to discuss the movie , as people who saw the screening say it sucked ass.

back to topic

Doomguy is so hardcore, his mother decided to call him Doomguy, knowing even before he was born that he was hella hardcore.