So the other day I was walking trough an underground parking os an airport.
I was alone , slowely walking towards the exit .
I felt like I was being watched but then again , I thought that I'm too paranoid.
But the akward feeling was still there . Then I heard some strange noises from behind .
Scared , I turned around ... nothing , probably a cat or something.
But then ! I heard a strange, robotic voice over my shoulder , clearly saying : " Join the B-side ! "
I quicly turned around , I saw something huge . I was so scared that I couldn't make out what I was seeying. It stood there for a second and disapered. I was frozen , I couldn't move a muscle . Looking aroun and hoping that it was gone , I was quickly moving towards the exit.
" Strawberry is teh king ! He controls the power of B " , I heard again but now from behind .
I slowely turned around
It was then when saw clearly what it was , I nearly crapped my pants ...
it was , it was A FREAKING, HUMAN-SIZED BIG , RED , FUCKING B !!!1!11!