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I was attacked by B!

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I was attacked by B! 2005-07-07 09:32:38


So the other day I was walking trough an underground parking os an airport.

I was alone , slowely walking towards the exit .
I felt like I was being watched but then again , I thought that I'm too paranoid.
But the akward feeling was still there . Then I heard some strange noises from behind .
Scared , I turned around ... nothing , probably a cat or something.
But then ! I heard a strange, robotic voice over my shoulder , clearly saying : " Join the B-side ! "
I quicly turned around , I saw something huge . I was so scared that I couldn't make out what I was seeying. It stood there for a second and disapered. I was frozen , I couldn't move a muscle . Looking aroun and hoping that it was gone , I was quickly moving towards the exit.
" Strawberry is teh king ! He controls the power of B " , I heard again but now from behind .
I slowely turned around
...
...
It was then when saw clearly what it was , I nearly crapped my pants ...
it was , it was A FREAKING, HUMAN-SIZED BIG , RED , FUCKING B !!!1!11!
...

I was attacked by B!

Response to I was attacked by B! 2005-07-07 09:33:43


...
I was numb , I couldn't believe what I was seeying .
I thought it was just a dream but it felt so real .
The B stood there , silencly watching over me like it was waiting for an answer .

Then I came back to my sences .
I shouted :" Fuck B! Fuck Strawberry! Fuck Clockcrew !"
...

BIG mistake.
I should have ran away while I could without making The B mad .

After a small moment of silence ,I could feel how the B became angryer and angryer .
I heard loud noises around me .
I was surounded ... by more B's .I never been so scared in my entire life!
I tryed to run away but they cornered me.
They beated me up and stole my money and then disapeared like they never existed in the first place.
...
...
...

My message is clear : Don't mess with B/Strawberry/CC or they'll come and beat your sorry ass !

I was attacked by B!

Response to I was attacked by B! 2005-07-07 09:34:36


Maybe its a sign of the apocalypse.....

Response to I was attacked by B! 2005-07-07 09:35:21


Nice story make one up involving a giant lemon.

Response to I was attacked by B! 2005-07-07 09:36:31


At 7/7/05 09:35 AM, ideaguy wrote: Nice story make one up involving a giant lemon.

Do you know B. huh.


Yes I think suicide is funny and I am sick of pretending its not.

eX(Wi/Ht? #45)

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Response to I was attacked by B! 2005-07-07 09:38:09


i jsut thought of it.. b clock

Response to I was attacked by B! 2005-07-07 09:39:13


At 7/7/05 09:38 AM, BadReligionSkater wrote: B kicked my ass once too.

HAHAHA. You are great at that. =)

Response to I was attacked by B! 2005-07-07 09:39:57


No I dont know B who is he?

Response to I was attacked by B! 2005-07-07 09:39:55


At 7/7/05 09:38 AM, BadReligionSkater wrote: B kicked my ass once too.

I saw that fight.
It was one to remember.

Response to I was attacked by B! 2005-07-07 09:40:42


At 7/7/05 09:39 AM, ideaguy wrote: No I dont know B who is he?

It's a creation from Strawberry Clock.
Go check the history of the Clock Crew.

Response to I was attacked by B! 2005-07-07 09:41:35


yesum....that was....lol.....thats just sad

Response to I was attacked by B! 2005-07-07 09:43:27


Yes. You do spend to much time on the internet.


No more fucking moving .gifs? WHAT THE HELL. FUCK YOU.

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Response to I was attacked by B! 2005-07-07 09:43:48


At 7/7/05 09:38 AM, BadReligionSkater wrote: B kicked my ass once too.

Yes ! This is what I,m saying : " Don't mess with them !"
They are bigger they'll outnumber you by 10 to 1 and they are red from fury !

Response to I was attacked by B! 2005-07-07 09:48:13


At 7/7/05 09:41 AM, Marine237 wrote: yesum....that was....lol.....thats just sad

Why ? Cuz the B kicked my ass ?
I'm happy I survived that .
I laff at you when you get beaten by the B

At 7/7/05 09:43 AM, Jossos wrote: Yes. You do spend to much time on the internet.

No , infact if I was on internet at thet time , I wouldn't have been beaten up !

To those who are not realising , I made these pictures myself with my phone camera ! I made them cuz I thought it was funny :)

Response to I was attacked by B! 2005-07-07 11:44:25


At 7/7/05 09:39 AM, ideaguy wrote: No I dont know B who is he?

Dude , I even provided of a link in the first post .
You should watch it .

Response to I was attacked by B! 2005-07-07 11:54:36


I wish I could see A fight with B and N. Who would win...

Response to I was attacked by B! 2005-07-07 11:56:38


lol dude thats just not right!

Response to I was attacked by B! 2005-07-07 11:57:08


At 7/7/05 09:38 AM, BadReligionSkater wrote: B kicked my ass once too.

I envy your 1337 skills.


i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i

oh no I am choking on a million dicks

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Response to I was attacked by B! 2005-07-07 12:19:10


At 7/7/05 09:39 AM, Animefan4x wrote:
At 7/7/05 09:38 AM, BadReligionSkater wrote: B kicked my ass once too.
I saw that fight.
It was one to remember.

I have a tape of it,Want a copy?

Response to I was attacked by B! 2005-07-07 15:55:00


At 7/7/05 12:19 PM, GameCubeFreak2004 wrote:
At 7/7/05 09:39 AM, Animefan4x wrote:
At 7/7/05 09:38 AM, BadReligionSkater wrote: B kicked my ass once too.
I saw that fight.
It was one to remember.
I have a tape of it,Want a copy?

I want one maybe then I can learn some tricks against further encounters ;)

Response to I was attacked by B! 2005-07-07 15:57:50


how did u get a picture of the humangous "B", if you was totally "freezed"?


Golden cow poop

Response to I was attacked by B! 2005-07-07 16:08:39


"B" is supposed to help people. Haven't you seen TurdClock's Journey part 3?
And B dosen't talk. It's just a consonant.


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Response to I was attacked by B! 2005-07-07 16:11:16


sorta funny, by the title i thought you meant a bee. as in the insect

Response to I was attacked by B! 2005-07-07 16:13:10


At 7/7/05 09:34 AM, __Skitzo__ wrote: Maybe its a sign of the apocalypse.....

and the Lord doth say "and when the world is too full of noobs and the 1337 begin to die, the B shall walk the earth and all shall fail under it's tyrrany!"

Response to I was attacked by B! 2005-07-07 16:13:59


At 7/7/05 09:34 AM, __Skitzo__ wrote: Maybe its a sign of the apocalypse.....

No, this guy is just a fucking attention whore.


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Response to I was attacked by B! 2005-07-07 16:23:40


At 7/7/05 03:55 PM, ChechenRebel wrote:
I want one maybe then I can learn some tricks against further encounters ;)

Wanna learn some tricks? Email me. Then we'll talk.

F-KREW will dominate!!

Response to I was attacked by B! 2005-07-07 16:24:13


Are they just pictures of the B section of a multi storey car park?


For the last time, i don't know how to rip a CD!!

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Response to I was attacked by B! 2005-07-07 16:45:31


Damn that B! He stole my wallet....and my heart... :;sigh::

Response to I was attacked by B! 2005-07-07 16:58:55


B 4 prez in '08!

I was attacked by B!


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Response to I was attacked by B! 2005-07-07 17:14:49


At 7/7/05 03:57 PM, Antarct wrote: how did u get a picture of the humangous "B", if you was totally "freezed"?

With my mobile phone
Freezed : meaning that I couldn't move cuz I was scared :)

At 7/7/05 04:08 PM, CheezNapkin wrote: "B" is supposed to help people. Haven't you seen TurdClock's Journey part 3?
And B dosen't talk. It's just a consonant.

Well , it wasn't this time !
Maybe it communicated through some kind of mind-waves ?

At 7/7/05 04:13 PM, _seth_ wrote: No, this guy is just a fucking attention whore.

Well , Fuck you !
What do you rather have : an intertaining story based upon a picture or a one sentence post with a picture (wich I've seen many times) ?
... idiot
I just want to be a littele original and not spamming the BBS.

At 7/7/05 04:23 PM, Slick19244 wrote: Wanna learn some tricks? Email me. Then we'll talk.

F-KREW will dominate!!

^^ sweet ! I'll be a freaking kung-fu master ;)

At 7/7/05 04:23 PM, The-Blaminater wrote: Well you're the lucky one! I was ambushed by pube muppet!

Rather B than pube muppet ... I don't want to know what he did to you ..

At 7/7/05 04:24 PM, Moody_Media wrote: Are they just pictures of the B section of a multi storey car park?

Yes , you guessed it right :)
When I saw it the first thing what I thought of was 'The B'