Random Vin Diesel Fact Generator
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Vin Diesel actually didn't use a mic to record his lines for the Iron Giant, he simply yelled at the film itself and it got with the program
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He owns the world's largest collection of empty soup cans, which he stores in a subterranean warehouse in southeastern Nebraska.
...whoa
spice runs the universe, faggot
Needless to say, Vin Diesel was successful, and the omelet currently sits in the Vatican's secret vault.
Is it some sort of Omen?
Here's another gem:
Vin Diesel tore down the berlin wall with his hands (his left arm was broken at the time)
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Lmao.
Vin Diesel solved Fermat's Last Theorem with just a slide rule, but will not show the proof to anyone unless they beat him at a thumb wrestle. Tony Danza was the only man to ever beat Diesel and get the information.
Tony Danza must have some pretty damn strong thumbs.
"I span the genre Vince. They call me the genre spanner."
Vin Diesel created a speed run video for Donkey Kong Country 2, but it was removed from archive.org after it was rumored that he used savestates.Vin Diesel is broadcasting an IP address.
If Apple Jacks aren't going to taste like real apples, then they can get a regular job like everybody else.
Vin Diesel created YOU on the 8th day.
Woh, and here I thought my parents did that :|
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At 4/11/05 12:25 AM, AmazeKing wrote: random van diesel fact:
he's bald
But apparently he's bald for a reason
He shaves his hair and donates it to the poorer countries as its made of gold.
"I span the genre Vince. They call me the genre spanner."
Vin Diesel belongs to a religious sect that believes that cameras can steal your soul, and as a result he refuses to stand in front of a camera. All photographs and films of him are not actually of him, but an animatronic wax replica programmed to mimic his every move. During the filming of Pitch Black the replica ran amok and slew two thirds of the cast, before the real Vin was able reprogram it using his exceptional x86 assembler skills. Unfortunately, the new program was too benevolent for Vin's action packed roles, so that particular wax replica was retired from movie making and went on to become Mother Theresa.
Vin Diesel pays a homeless man to shovel hundred dollar bills into a furnace.
And more:
Vin Diesel fought on both sides of the Vietnam War, and that is why America lost
Vin Diesel is neither heterosexual nor homosexual. He is only sexually attracted to blue light
Vin Diesel disappeared into the alaskan wilderness with Rosanna Arquette, 3 years later, he returned wearing only a necklace made of bear teeth
Created Halo, GTA-Vice City, GTA San Andreas, Doom3, and Fable in the span of a fortnight. During the creation of Doom3 and Fable, he was simutaneously fighting off hordes of zombie ninjas. Hence, the reason why both games did not live up to their original hype.
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For a period of time he was known as "The Scourge of Romania". He would stalk the countryside at night and eat the skin of still-living townsfolk. Ironically, this all happened just outside of Akron, Ohio.
Damn.
Vin Diesel never sleeps, he only switches to the other "half" of his brain every twelve hours.
Meh.
God refuses to give Vin Diesel a soul until Vin Diesel gives back God's underwear.
Hah.
Vin Diesel wrote the guitar solo to Stairway to Heaven.
Oh wow.
Vin Diesel once invaded Poland, claiming "What's popular isn't always Reich."
nice hitler input
Vin Diesel split the atom with a chainsaw.
wouldn't the chainsaw explode?
Vin Diesel's bodily secretions are highly explosive if mixed with orange juice, and so his every move is tracked by a team of governement agents with instructions to kill him should he fall into enemy hands.
OMFGWTFBBGAPPLESAUCELOLLEROFFLE!
Shooting on xXx had to stop for two weeks as Vin Diesel was called in by NASA to help realign the Earths orbit.
so thats why that movie sucked.
And they keep on coming:
Vin Diesel got so drunk once that he ate the keg after drinking all of it, and it was filled with Everclear. Two weeks later he shat out a Ford Mustang, however, it was not a GT model, but did have leather seats
Vin Diesel's uvula is an eleven on The Mohs Scale of hardness for minerals. Frederich Mohs refused to adjust his scale above 10, arguing that technically Vin's uvula wasn't a mineral. For this slight Vin Diesel killed him in 1839.
Vin Diesel once drank an entire keg of lemonade with his penis. Just to prove he could do it.
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Vin Diesel believes in the heart of the cards.
Vin Diesel created and recorded the theme to Muppet Babies.
Vin Diesel created South North Korea by drawing a line of chalk 10 miles away from the DMZ and daring anyone to step across.
Vin Diesel's right femur is made of Tootsie Rolls.
Vin Diesel taught the Fonz how to do that feigned slap thing.
This site is the find of the year.
"I span the genre Vince. They call me the genre spanner."
Vin Diesel got so drunk once that he ate the keg after drinking all of it, and it was filled with Everclear. Two weeks later he shat out a Ford Mustang, however, it was not a GT model, but did have leather seats
Vin Diesel once drank an entire keg of lemonade with his penis. Just to prove he could do it.
Oh my god, I didn't stop laughing for 5 minutes after reading that.
Ooooooo
He built a full-size replica of The Parthenon out of sugar cubes. It melted in the rain 2 days later. 13 virgins were sacrificed to calm his anger.
At 4/11/05 12:41 AM, ChaosFoot wrote: Vin Diesel got so drunk once that he ate the keg after drinking all of it, and it was filled with Everclear. Two weeks later he shat out a Ford Mustang, however, it was not a GT model, but did have leather seats
ROFL?... Ya thats a ROFL
-The song Desperado is loosely based on Vin Diesel.
-Vin Diesel donates 90% of his useable blood to the red cross every other tuesday, but insists it go to starving vampires.
-Vin Diesel killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die. Then he resurrected him and said that he was sorry, because Vin Diesel is selfconsciously polite.
-Nostradamus foresaw Vin Diesel to be the third sign of the Apocolypse. In fact, when you spell his name backwards, you get "Eater Of The Earth".
-That's no moon, it's Vin Diesel.
I'm all Vin Dieseled out... Maybe one more...
-Vin often eats seven burning tires for a midnight snack.
Wow how bizarre.....
God refuses to give Vin Diesel a soul until Vin Diesel gives back God's underwear.
Poor Bastard
Vin Diesel runs a small specialty videostore in Detroit dealing in Korean drama imports
Porno?
Vin Diesel keeps ex-Dunkin Donuts spokesman Fred The Baker in a cage in his basement
Omg Scandal
He spends at least 15 hours a week volunteering at Nursing Homes and churches, and is a well-respected knitter. He can knit a sweater with matching gloves and a scarf in under 20 minutes.
What a fruit
Vin Diesel showers in heavy water on Mondays and Wednesdays, liquified comic strips from the 50's on Tuesdays and mercury on Thursday through Saturday. He just uses this body toothpaste on Sundays.
K...
Vin Diesel is a son of a bitch- literally. He was born between an unholy mating of Zeus and a wolf bitch, brought up with six wolf brothers, and consumed them and his mother in order to survive a frigid Grecian winter. He later formed Rome with the help of his cousins, Romulus and Remus.
So Rome could've been called Vine?
All your base are belong to Vin Diesel.
Someone set us up the bomb
He has a 7th sense.
XXX ray vision?
Vin Diesel wears a special suit made of fiberglass, cheese, Clerks Inaction Figures and old Rush CDs just to clip his toenails.
Thats just friggin hardcore...
Laid end to end all the people Vin Diesel has ever and will ever kick the asses of would form an unbroken chain stretching to Saturn nine times.
Showoff..
I heard that Vin Diesel's real name is BIll Brasky and that he once ate an entire minor league baseball team...
What was your question again? Don't bother asking, because Vin Diesel told me the answer, and it's Vin fuckin' Diesel.
Haha. :P
But Jesus Christ, how many of these are there?
Vin Diesel killed a man in Reno, just to watch him die. Then he resurrected him and said that he was sorry, because Vin Diesel is selfconsciously polite. HAHA
What's so awesome about this topic too, is I just bought Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay. Awesome fucking video game! I totally reccomend it. And it really does have Vin Diesel's voice!
Vin Diesel is Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And he will have his vengeance, in this life or the next.
n High School, he was a mere ninety-eight pounds and only five-foot-three. Now the popular kids wish they were nicer to him when they had a chance!
He doesn't hurt people: he kills them.
Vin Diesel injected hot solder into his blood stream when auditioning for the role of Wolverine in the movie X-Men.
Vin Diesel was the original singer for Black Sabbath. Ozzy is nothing but a Diesel impersonator.
Vin Diesel found Sadaam first, and was just keeping him in that hole to preserve freshness.
For Vin Diesel so loved the world, he gave us God.
This is awsome. *bookmarks*
Bellum omnium contra omnes
"Vin Diesel invented Sex, Mayonaise, The Guitar, Sunlight, Hitler, Fire, Green, Pluto and Jay Leno"- The one I e-mailed them.
At 4/11/05 01:29 AM, da_pope wrote: "Vin Diesel invented Sex, Mayonaise, The Guitar, Sunlight, Hitler, Fire, Green, Pluto and Jay Leno"- The one I e-mailed them.
Nice one :) I didn't even notice you could email new facts.
Here's mine:
Vin Diesel exists in nine and a half dimensions.
I saw Vin Diesel buying a hip flask once, and was unable to move any muscle in my body for 37 hours. I was lucky - people have died just from being in his presence.
Hehe, funneh. Made me love Vin Diesel even more
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