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Guys give better handjobs

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Guys give better handjobs 2005-01-15 15:41:32


I read an article about testing of some guys giving handjobs and their pleasure rating was alot higher then that of a woman. The judges stuck their dicks in glory holes not knowing who or what was doing it. All The woman did it too hard. The guys did it totally perfect. Kinda fucked up isnt it? Or maybe it makes sense


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Response to Guys give better handjobs 2005-01-15 15:42:38


At 1/15/05 03:41 PM, Viper_Studios wrote: stuff

I'm sure researching all this makes your book report right on time?

Response to Guys give better handjobs 2005-01-15 15:42:54


Well, the guy know the speed he want so its easier.

Response to Guys give better handjobs 2005-01-15 15:43:20


Well, it is fucked up AND makes sense... now if you excuse me ive got to masturb...ummmmmm... go watch TV! yeah, that...

Response to Guys give better handjobs 2005-01-15 15:43:32


Were you one of the judges or the participaters?

Response to Guys give better handjobs 2005-01-15 15:43:52


yea, because guys know exactly how pleasure a penis

Response to Guys give better handjobs 2005-01-15 15:44:29


you guys get more practise than us >=(

Response to Guys give better handjobs 2005-01-15 15:45:05


At 1/15/05 03:41 PM, Viper_Studios wrote: Or maybe it makes sense

It is certainly disgusting to think about (to me anyhow), but it does make sense. A person would know what would please another of the same sex as they got the same junk. Why do you think lesbos always say that A woman knows how to please another woman?

Response to Guys give better handjobs 2005-01-15 15:45:13


Girls probably finger better.

Response to Guys give better handjobs 2005-01-15 15:45:21


this must be true everyhting on the net is infact true


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Response to Guys give better handjobs 2005-01-15 15:45:29


yes but when it's a girl that make it it's more sexy

Response to Guys give better handjobs 2005-01-15 15:45:58


At 1/15/05 03:43 PM, kipling wrote: Were you one of the judges or the participaters?

Participant


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Response to Guys give better handjobs 2005-01-15 15:46:05


...that's interesting...it makes sense :P

Response to Guys give better handjobs 2005-01-15 15:46:11


At 1/15/05 03:44 PM, frankeh wrote: you guys get more practise than us >=(

hey its fair, guys know how to pleasure guys.
woman know how to pleasure woman.

im not going to try if a guy can do it better tho.

Response to Guys give better handjobs 2005-01-15 15:47:51


Theres a clear course of action from these results:

All women should be educated in giving handjobs in highschool. I nominate myself to be the first teacher/practice dummy.


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Response to Guys give better handjobs 2005-01-15 15:47:52


At 1/15/05 03:45 PM, He_Who_Never_Was wrote: this must be true everyhting on the net is infact true

you know, i honestly wonder how wierd that would feel...

"so, how was your handhob?"
"Great! it was jsut right!"
"ok, Bob! come out of the box!"
*hairy biker with a mustache covered in JIZZ*
"hello princess"
"AHHH!!! *kills self*"

Response to Guys give better handjobs 2005-01-15 15:49:27


well guys get alot more practise the 99% of women so it makes sence but im still not gonna go to gay bars to get handjobs.

Response to Guys give better handjobs 2005-01-15 15:50:17


Is this supposed to be a surprise? Girls don't have dicks, so they don't practice.

(Either way, this topic is sick, I think I should get off it.)


I am not responsible for the content of the post above.

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Response to Guys give better handjobs 2005-01-15 15:51:12


At 1/15/05 03:45 PM, ota1con wrote: Girls probably finger better.

well a girl taught me exactly how to give face so im as good as most girls would be.

Response to Guys give better handjobs 2005-01-15 15:53:12


Link maybe?

Its probably because when men masturbate they do it right. Its the gentle but fast touch


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Response to Guys give better handjobs 2005-01-15 15:53:59


At 1/15/05 03:53 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote: Link maybe?

Its probably because when men masturbate they do it right. Its the gentle but fast touch

you know HOW?!!!

Response to Guys give better handjobs 2005-01-15 16:38:19


That's because men have a penis and girls don't.

Response to Guys give better handjobs 2005-01-15 16:56:58


okay now thats pretty weird and discusting. why the hell would u give a complete stranger a handjob. and besides that another male?...

Response to Guys give better handjobs 2005-01-15 17:00:39


Probably because men are more expierienced.

Response to Guys give better handjobs 2005-01-15 17:02:37


At 1/15/05 03:53 PM, Izath187 wrote:
At 1/15/05 03:53 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote: Link maybe?

Its probably because when men masturbate they do it right. Its the gentle but fast touch
you know HOW?!!!

Because I masturbate...........


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Response to Guys give better handjobs 2005-01-15 17:03:43


At 1/15/05 03:42 PM, -Svend- wrote:
At 1/15/05 03:41 PM, Viper_Studios wrote: stuff
I'm sure researching all this makes your book report right on time?

make. me. a. sig. NOW! preferally a breakdancing zombie ^__^ thanks

but yeah guys give better handjobs? i knew that already i give one myself everynight.

Response to Guys give better handjobs 2005-01-15 17:05:14


where the hell do you find this shit!?!?

Response to Guys give better handjobs 2005-01-15 17:20:34


that's fucking nasty!!!

Response to Guys give better handjobs 2005-01-15 17:21:44


more experience, heh....


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Response to Guys give better handjobs 2005-01-15 17:23:50


Makes sense to me.