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Yoink for President!

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Yoink for President! 2002-01-09 17:42:20


Many of you know Yoink from his amazing work at Flashstyle. A man of such intellect deserves some recognition, so I say we elect Yoink for President in the next election! This is a fine young lad who is always a head above the rest, and will stick his neck out for the american people. As president Yoink would work towards LONG lasting peace and save many endangered species such as the giraffe. With his head held high, he will STRETCH our economy creating a better country ... no... a better world for us all!

Yoink for President!

Response to Yoink for President! 2002-01-09 17:51:47


I don't know PG. I caught him on webcam a few days ago. This is gay porn. I'm sure of it.

Yoink for President!

Response to Yoink for President! 2002-01-09 17:56:37


Here, Here... I second YoinK's nomination for Future Animal Porn Stars of America(FAPSA).

YoinK is sexxxxxxxy

Yoink for President!

Response to Yoink for President! 2002-01-09 18:03:14


....Yoink....Phone....Home...

Yoink for President!

Response to Yoink for President! 2002-01-09 18:49:49


At 1/9/02 05:42 PM, Psycho_Goldfish wrote: Many of you know Yoink from his amazing work at Flashstyle. A man of such intellect deserves some recognition, so I say we elect Yoink for President in the next election! This is a fine young lad who is always a head above the rest, and will stick his neck out for the american people. As president Yoink would work towards LONG lasting peace and save many endangered species such as the giraffe. With his head held high, he will STRETCH our economy creating a better country ... no... a better world for us all!

PG , Have you gone mad?

Response to Yoink for President! 2002-01-09 18:51:52


Don't forget to elect me too :) I'm running agaist Yoink! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA


The worst member.

Response to Yoink for President! 2002-01-09 19:06:15


At 1/9/02 05:42 PM, Psycho_Goldfish wrote:

Many of you know Yoink from his amazing work at Flashstyle. A man of such intellect deserves some recognition, so I say we elect Yoink for President in the next election! This is a fine young lad who is always a head above the rest, and will stick his neck out for the american people. As president Yoink would work towards LONG lasting peace and save many endangered species such as the giraffe. With his head held high, he will STRETCH our economy creating a better country ... no... a better world for us all!

I thought you were my friend... i guess i can't trust anyone any more... I'm not a giraffe! And i take your imaturaty quite seriously... the bottom line is If you really dislike me... then why don't you just tell me rather than being a jerk in anouncing it all to Newgrounds?

And how did all of this "bullshit" start??? I wasn't ever mean to you people!!! and i'm not going to be at your level of assholeness! I got an eye out for you "back stabbers" ... don't think you could get away with all this!!! i might have to go FISHING for some Goldfish.. oh wait ... maybe i can find a few inside my cabinet inside my kitchen... hmmm... those FISH.... are turning in to DEAD FISH... Why oh why? Must i care?.... Will the hell ever end?... Who can i trust? Who can't i trust? ... all i know is... i don't trust none of you motha fuckin assholes that think i have a long neck.... and i fuckin don't! i am 100% muscle... and if you hate me... then hate me... but if you do hate me.... then you can suck my motha fuckin dick!!!... and if you still hate me then.... then you can go to hell and you will go through pain and suffering day in... and day motha fuckin out!

-PS-
your still reading this?... go suck my motha fuckin cock! and while your at it... you can go in your WINDOWS folder of your PC... and press and hold Ctrl + A ... then press delete... I DARE YOU!!!

Yoink for President!

Response to Yoink for President! 2002-01-09 19:07:32


I'm going to vote for Albert Fox Woods So he can Pardon himself!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Response to Yoink for President! 2002-01-09 22:05:04


At 1/9/02 07:07 PM, Anarchy_Penguin wrote: I'm going to vote for Albert Fox Woods So he can Pardon himself!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Who's Albert Fox Woods?

Yoink for President!

Response to Yoink for President! 2002-01-10 00:45:42


At 1/9/02 07:06 PM, YoinKFS wrote:
At 1/9/02 05:42 PM, Psycho_Goldfish wrote: Many of you know Yoink from his amazing work at Flashstyle. A man of such intellect deserves some recognition, so I say we elect Yoink for President in the next election! This is a fine young lad who is always a head above the rest, and will stick his neck out for the american people. As president Yoink would work towards LONG lasting peace and save many endangered species such as the giraffe. With his head held high, he will STRETCH our economy creating a better country ... no... a better world for us all!
I thought you were my friend... i guess i can't trust anyone any more... I'm not a giraffe! And i take your imaturaty quite seriously... the bottom line is If you really dislike me... then why don't you just tell me rather than being a jerk in anouncing it all to Newgrounds?

And how did all of this "bullshit" start??? I wasn't ever mean to you people!!! and i'm not going to be at your level of assholeness! I got an eye out for you "back stabbers" ... don't think you could get away with all this!!! i might have to go FISHING for some Goldfish.. oh wait ... maybe i can find a few inside my cabinet inside my kitchen... hmmm... those FISH.... are turning in to DEAD FISH... Why oh why? Must i care?.... Will the hell ever end?... Who can i trust? Who can't i trust? ... all i know is... i don't trust none of you motha fuckin assholes that think i have a long neck.... and i fuckin don't! i am 100% muscle... and if you hate me... then hate me... but if you do hate me.... then you can suck my motha fuckin dick!!!... and if you still hate me then.... then you can go to hell and you will go through pain and suffering day in... and day motha fuckin out!

-PS-
your still reading this?... go suck my motha fuckin cock! and while your at it... you can go in your WINDOWS folder of your PC... and press and hold Ctrl + A ... then press delete... I DARE YOU!!!

Yoink for President!

Response to Yoink for President! 2002-01-10 00:50:08


I thought you were my friend... i guess i can't trust anyone any more... I'm not a giraffe! And i take your imaturaty quite seriously... the bottom line is If you really dislike me... then why don't you just tell me rather than being a jerk in anouncing it all to Newgrounds?

OOokay, I'm going to go over this with you again, YoinK. We [those who aren't big YoinK fan's like myself] could tell you that we don't like you and list the reasons why one by one, but you won't pay attention to them. Do you know why I know this? It is because I have told you countless times now that I think you are and obsequious moron: http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=obsequious

I have also told you before that I don't hate you. You are not worthy of the energy required for hatred. Do not mistake this for any form of "fondness" for I carry none for you. You are a little maggot who should really pay attention to what people say to him. Then perhaps you would not be so confused when you see people abusing your likeness on a website.

~her evilness

Yoink for President!

Response to Yoink for President! 2002-01-10 02:20:23


YoinKFS is kool. i mean it!

Response to Yoink for President! 2002-01-10 10:50:19


At 1/9/02 05:42 PM, Psycho_Goldfish wrote: Many of you know Yoink from his amazing work at Flashstyle. A man of such intellect deserves some recognition, so I say we elect Yoink for President in the next election! This is a fine young lad who is always a head above the rest, and will stick his neck out for the american people. As president Yoink would work towards LONG lasting peace and save many endangered species such as the giraffe. With his head held high, he will STRETCH our economy creating a better country ... no... a better world for us all!

hahahah nice pic

Response to Yoink for President! 2002-01-10 10:54:31


At 1/10/02 10:50 AM, Poignant wrote:
At 1/9/02 05:42 PM, Psycho_Goldfish wrote: Many of you know Yoink from his amazing work at Flashstyle. A man of such intellect deserves some recognition, so I say we elect Yoink for President in the next election! This is a fine young lad who is always a head above the rest, and will stick his neck out for the american people. As president Yoink would work towards LONG lasting peace and save many endangered species such as the giraffe. With his head held high, he will STRETCH our economy creating a better country ... no... a better world for us all!
hahahah nice pic

Ya..

Response to Yoink for President! 2002-01-10 11:43:50


At 1/9/02 06:03 PM, Morextremist wrote: ....Yoink....Phone....Home...

WTF?!

Yoink for President!

Response to Yoink for President! 2002-01-10 11:48:50


I now understand why YoinK is allways bitching and in a bad mood Man if I looked like that I would too

Response to Yoink for President! 2002-01-10 13:12:51


At 1/10/02 11:48 AM, Poignant wrote: I now understand why YoinK is allways bitching and in a bad mood Man if I looked like that I would too

Hehe... burnage!!

Response to Yoink for President! 2002-01-10 14:36:16


Haha.

Yoink for President!

Response to Yoink for President! 2002-01-10 15:19:24


At 1/9/02 10:05 PM, YoinKFS wrote:
At 1/9/02 07:07 PM, Anarchy_Penguin wrote: I'm going to vote for Albert Fox Woods So he can Pardon himself!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who's Albert Fox Woods?

Black Panther.

Response to Yoink for President! 2002-01-10 15:47:08


At 1/10/02 03:19 PM, Anarchy_Penguin wrote:
At 1/9/02 10:05 PM, YoinKFS wrote:
At 1/9/02 07:07 PM, Anarchy_Penguin wrote: I'm going to vote for Albert Fox Woods So he can Pardon himself!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Who's Albert Fox Woods?
Black Panther.

Yoink in the big apple

Response to Yoink for President! 2002-01-10 15:51:33


doh! >.<

Yoink for President!

Response to Yoink for President! 2002-01-10 15:59:01


hey Yoink... you seriously need to lighten up buddy. You take things too hard and your reactions are way out of proportion.

For those of you just tuning in, lemme bring you up to speed. Yoink has been hanging out in NG chat of and onn for quite a while. While he is there he tends to praise his god-like flash movies and consistantly ask for help from people who actually know what they are doing. Now asking for help is no crime, and I've given the Yoinkster plenty of advice, in spite the fact the consistancy of it was becoming annoying. He also tends to over-promote his site in chat wich adds more annoyance points, and the coup-du-grande is when he makes fun of newer flash artists who's movies really aren't much worse than his. He has a bit of an ego I guess you could say.... anyway when his web cam went up... well, it was just funny. One person made a jpg mocking him, then another, then Yoink exploded and that's when things heated up.

His reaction actually did more harm to his character than good, and more people started mocking him until it became a fad (Just look at the pics being attached to this thread). His temper tantrums have even caused him to be banned from the IRC server, since he was dumb enough to go off on an IRCop... one of their main admins I believe.

Anyway, back to the show...

Yoink, as I said, lighten up... if I freaked out whenever someone made fun of me, I'd be shooting people from a clock tower by now. It's all about how you handle yourself that gets you respect or riddicule... you took the low road, and now you may become the next Mikey....

Response to Yoink for President! 2002-01-10 16:00:56


Is not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for Yoink.

Yoink for President!

Response to Yoink for President! 2002-01-10 16:41:47


Welcome..To Jurassic Park!

Yoink for President!

Response to Yoink for President! 2002-01-10 17:32:44


I don't come on the BBS much, but I thought I'd say something now.

I've got to say, YoinK's little diatribe there was mighty impressive... all the quality and intelligence we expect of him.

Now, don't get me wrong, I don't hate YoinK.
I just think he's a prick at the best of times.

Laters!

ES

P.S. Check the pic! *vomits*

Yoink for President!

Response to Yoink for President! 2002-01-10 18:24:53


At 1/10/02 04:41 PM, Sherbert- wrote: Welcome..To Jurassic Park!

hmmm,whats going on here? what did i miss? whats a yoink? if i vote for him whats in it for me? and who is that goofy looking guy in all the pictures?

Response to Yoink for President! 2002-01-10 18:30:56


And I started this fad! IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Yoink for President!

Response to Yoink for President! 2002-01-10 19:11:45


At 1/10/02 03:59 PM, Psycho_Goldfish wrote: hey Yoink... you seriously need to lighten up buddy. You take things too hard and your reactions are way out of proportion.

For those of you just tuning in, lemme bring you up to speed. Yoink has been hanging out in NG chat of and onn for quite a while. While he is there he tends to praise his god-like flash movies and consistantly ask for help from people who actually know what they are doing. Now asking for help is no crime, and I've given the Yoinkster plenty of advice, in spite the fact the consistancy of it was becoming annoying. He also tends to over-promote his site in chat wich adds more annoyance points, and the coup-du-grande is when he makes fun of newer flash artists who's movies really aren't much worse than his. He has a bit of an ego I guess you could say.... anyway when his web cam went up... well, it was just funny. One person made a jpg mocking him, then another, then Yoink exploded and that's when things heated up.

His reaction actually did more harm to his character than good, and more people started mocking him until it became a fad (Just look at the pics being attached to this thread). His temper tantrums have even caused him to be banned from the IRC server, since he was dumb enough to go off on an IRCop... one of their main admins I believe.

Anyway, back to the show...

Yoink, as I said, lighten up... if I freaked out whenever someone made fun of me, I'd be shooting people from a clock tower by now. It's all about how you handle yourself that gets you respect or riddicule... you took the low road, and now you may become the next Mikey....

Do you know that most of the shit you said is un-true... i never and i mean EVER asked for anyones help with flash in the NG chat... but i might have been annoying at points... but i don't see why you gots to bring up all this bullshit... i never bothered anyone... nor do i plan on bothering anyone... I'm not a pervert (mikey) so... why do you say that i will be the next mikey?

Evil_Lyte, sorry but... i don't give a FUCK what you say, do, or think. I tried to be friendly with you.. HONESTLY... but you started to be a complete jerk... and i guess there's no point in listening to your lame opinions about me.

thisisnotmike, you've got to be the biggest jerk i've seen... and to tell you the truth, you aren't the one who started all of this... i know who started all this... and so you can take your big pile of crap ass... and sit your ass down... you sucka!

other assholes, keep the pictures coming... they are starting to make me cry.... :P

Yoink for President!

Response to Yoink for President! 2002-01-10 20:01:27


yoink, not to be mean, but plz, keep ur shirt on. not sayin ur fat, just i never really wanted to see that :)

Response to Yoink for President! 2002-01-10 20:45:22


other assholes, keep the pictures coming... they turn me on

Don't mind if I do, mutant! http://www.killercakewalk.net/yc.swf

And I meant that I started this as in started editing images of you, you silly mutant. Arr! Serves you right for being cocky.