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At 9/5/02 10:00 PM, dl_Monk wrote:

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Chamberlain said suddenly, "Buster, tell me something. What do you think of Negroes?"
Kilrain brooded.
"There are some who are unpopular," he concluded. Chamberlain waited.
"Well, if you mean the race, well, I don't really know." He hunched his shoulders. "I have reservations, I will admit. As a man does. As you well know. This is not a thing to ashamed of. But the thing is, you cannot judge a race. Any who judges by the group is a peawit. You take men one at a time, and I've seen a few blacks that earned my respect. Few. Not many, but a few."
Chamberlain said, "To me there was never any difference."
"None at all?"
"None. Of course, I didn't know that many. But those I knew... well, you looked in the eye and there was a man. There was the divine spark, as my mother used to say. That was all there was to it... all there is to it."
"Um."
"We used to have visitors from the South before the war. It was always very polite. I never understood them, but we stayed off the question of slavery until near the end, out of courtesy. But toward the end there was no staying away from and there was one time I'll never forget. There was this a Southern Baptist, and this professor from the University of Virginia. The professor was a famous man, but more than that, he was a good man, and he had a brain."
"Rare combination."
"True. Well, we sat drinking tea. Ladies were present. I'll never forget. He held the tea like this." Chamberlain extended a delicate finger. "I kept trying to be courteous, but this minister was so damned wrong and moral and arrogant all at the same time that he began to get under my skin. And finally he said, like this: 'Look here, my good man, you don't understand.' There was this tone of voice as if he was speaking to a stupid dull child and he was being patient but running out of patience. Then he said, 'You don't understand. You have to live with the Negro to understand. Let me put it this way. Suppose I kept a fine stallion in one of my fields. and suddenly one of your Northern abolitionists came up and insisted I should free it. Well, sir, I would not be more astonished. I feel exactly that way about my blacks, and I resent your lack of knowledge, sir.'
Kilrain grunted. Chamberlain said, "I remember him sitting there, sipping tea. I tried to point out that a man is not a horse, and he replied, very patiently, that that was the thing I did not understand, that a Negro was not a man. Then I left the room."
Kilrain smiled. Chamberlain said slowly, "I don't really understand it. Never have. The more I think on it the more it horrifies me. How can they look in the eyes of a man and make a slave of him and then quote the Bible? But then right after that, after I left the room, the other one came to see me, the professor. I could see he was concerned, and I respected him, and he apologized for having offended me in my own home."
"Oh yes." Kilrain nodded. "He would definitely do that."
"But then he pointed out that he could not apologize for his views, because they were honestly held. And I had to see he was right there. Then he talked to me for a while, and he was trying to get through to me, just as I had tried with the minister. The difference was that this was a brilliant man. He explained that the minister was a moral man, kind to his children, and that the minister believed every word he said, just as I did, and then he said, 'My young friend, what if it is you who are wrong?' I had one of those moments when you feel that if the rest of the world is right, then you yourself have gone mad. Because I was really thinking of killing him, wiping him off the earth, and it was then I realized for the first time that if it was necessary to kill them, then I would kill them, and something at the time said: you cannot be utterly right. And there is still something every now and then which says, 'Yes, but what if you are wrong?' " Chamberlain stopped. A shell burst dimly a long way off, a dull and distant thumping.
They sat for a long while in silence. Then Kilrain said, softly smiling, "Colonel, you're a lovely man." He shook his head. "I see at last a great difference between us, and yet I admire ye, lad. You're an idealist, praise be."

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Kilrain rubbed his nose, brooding. Then he said, "The truth is, Colonel, that there's no divine spark, bless you. There's many a man alive no more value than a dead dog. Believe me, when you've seen them hang each other... Equality? Christ in Heaven. What I'm fighting for is the right to prove I'm a better man than many. Where have you seen this divine spark in operation, Colonel? Where have you noted this magnificent equality? The Great White Joker in the Sky dooms us all to stupidity or poverty from birth. No two things on earth are equal or have an equal chance, not a leaf nor a tree. There's many a man worse than me, and some better, but I don't think race or country matters a damn. What matters is justice. 'Tis why I'm here. I'll be treated as I deserve, not as my father deserved. I'm Kilrain, and I God damn all gentlemen. I don't know who me father was and I don't give a damn. There's only one aristocracy, and that's right here-" he tapped his white skull with a thick finger-"and you, Colonel laddie, are a member of it and don't even know it. You are damned good at everything I've seen you do, a lovely soldier, an honest man, and you got a good heart on you too, which is rare in clever men. Strange thing, I'm not a clever man meself, but I know it when I run across it. The strange and marvelous thing about you, Colonel darlin', is that you believe in mankind, even preachers, whereas when you've got my great experience of the world you will have learned that good men are rare, much rarer than you think. Ali-" he raised his hands, smiling-"don't you worry about ministers. The more you kill, the more you do the world a service." He chuckled, rubbing his face. His nose was fat and soft, rippling under his fingers.
Chamberlain said, "What has been done to the black is a terrible thing."
"True. From any point of view. But your freed black will turn out no better than many the white that's fighting to free him. The point is that we have a country here where the past cannot keep a good man in chains, and that's the nature of the war. It's the aristocracy I'm after. All that lovely, plumed, stinking chivalry. The people who look at you like a piece of filth, a cockroach, ah." His face twitched to stark bitterness. "I tell you, Colonel, we got to win this war." He brooded. "What will happen, do you think, if we lose? Do you think the country will ever get back together again?"
"Doubt it. Wound is too deep. The differences... If they win there'll be two countries, like France and Germany in Europe, and the border will be armed. Then there'll be a third country in the West, and that one will be the balance of power."
Kilrain sat moodily munching on a blade of grass. More cannon thumped; the dull sound rolled among the hills. Kilrain said, "They used to have signs on tavern doors: Dogs and Irishmen keep out. You ever see them signs, Colonel?"
Chamberlain nodded.
"They burned a Catholic church up your way not long ago. With some nuns in it."
'Yes'
"There was a divine spark."

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Current Main Cast

Maura Glee used to work in adult films and retired the moment she had enough cash to retire in style.

She didn't date for about three years. Boys just didn't appeal to her and girls...well let's just say that didn't work out.

She's now very much in love with Clango and doesn't really care what anybody else thinks.

maura@lipsmackin.com

Clango Cyclotron is a robot. He's also one of the last nice guys left.

He's as red-blooded male as a robot can be and is crazy for Maura. At least when he isn't perplexed by her irrational hu-man behavior.

clango@lipsmackin.com

Indie Rock Pete makes an art out of being a poseur. He really likes lots of bands "until they sell out and have a song on the radio."

He's currently seeing Pale Suzie and she humors most of his foolish notions.

indierock@lipsmackin.com

Pale Suzie is a goth without the stereotypes. She digs the style and the introspection, just not the maudlin aspects of things.

She's currently seeing Indie Rock Pete and is a lot more understanding of his foibles than most people.

palesuzie@lipsmackin.com

Lil' Sis is Maura's younger Sister. She's a bit of a meanie, but is a lot smarter than most people think. She doesn't approve of Maura and Clango, but tolerates the situation as long as Maura is happy.

She hasn't got a name yet, but she's dating Metal Steve ... and is frustrated at how successful of a virgin he is. She's debating polyamoury as a solution.

lilsis@lipsmackin.com

Metal Steve is the truly rocking natural enemy of Indie Rock Pete. Steve hates what he sees as the poseur-iffic nature of Indie and Pete hates anyone who purports to rock more than he does. Metal Steve is saving himself for marriage, much to Lil' Sis' chagrin.

Secondary Cast and Back-ups

Collin "Doc" Cunningham is Clango's therapist and robo-chiropractor. He has been doing general maintenance on our hero since his original date of manufacture, August 14, 1997.

He tries to be a good doctor, but doesn't always have a lot of sympathy for Clango's inability to understand basic human interaction.

He also makes music @ narbotic.com

Joel is kind of a moron, but a total sweetheart. He used to maintain Maura's porn site back in the day.

He's got the hots for Lil' Sis. He also has a personal site @ joeloliveira.com

Red Robot #C-63 is the sworn enemy of all hu-mans. His fling with Eve led him to be the world's first hypocritical robot. He's originally from Exploding Dog.

Currently unattached, he hates hu-mans more than ever.

Eve is a silver-tongued, bipolar Marxist Ashkenazi with an erotic yen for boys, girls and robots. Although she professes disdain for indie rock and other such self-righteous subcultures, she harbors a conspicuous attachment to her hoodie. She may be the most beguiling and dangerous 'Sweetie of them all.

Eve was reportedly crushed to death after dumping Red Robot. We'll eventually find out if that's true.

Charles is black without necessarily being a brother, Canadian without being a drunk and a mild-mannered computer nerd who tries his best to be a decent human being.

Charles has recently become a little more laid-back and luckier with the ladies.

At 9/6/02 02:08 AM, psychosqurl wrote: ShadowOfDignity: deposit and then put the thing that says how much points you have up.

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At 9/6/02 02:22 AM, _shadow_ wrote:

At 9/6/02 02:08 AM, psychosqurl wrote: ShadowOfDignity: deposit and then put the thing that says how much points you have up.

Thank you for your deposit, psychosqurl! You now have 190 experience points. You need 10 more to get to level 5.

n00b

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