inviting people to have sex with you is one surefire way to get laid. i'll have to try that sometime soon before i grow back my virginity:P
ILLEGAL SEX!!!
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At 8/28/03 12:35 AM, DaSaRk wrote:
I failed #4... oh what a pitty.
That was for statutorily raping me not HOT LIVE TEENAGE SEX with me, plus I make exceptions for some people. For example, Greeks have larger size limitations because they naturally have to eat the oils and feta cheese that their bodies produce.
At 8/28/03 12:39 AM, AhnarequiePhenguhwin wrote:
Greeks have larger size limitations because they naturally have to eat the oils and feta cheese that their bodies produce.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa! Oh well, not greek either (although by replacing the e in my last name with an i, people think I am... and then they actually pronounce it right too).
So far all we've got is 3 people, 2 of which are male. That's not Hot teenage sex that's just a B rate snuff. Everyone knows that you can't have Hot teenage sex with only 3 people. Either we're going to need more girls, or we're going to have a Hot Teenage Goat Bukkake.
At 8/28/03 01:14 AM, AhnarequiePhenguhwin wrote: So far all we've got is 3 people, 2 of which are male. That's not Hot teenage sex that's just a B rate snuff. Everyone knows that you can't have Hot teenage sex with only 3 people. Either we're going to need more girls, or we're going to have a Hot Teenage Goat Bukkake.
i'm stealing all of your women
Illegal sex is the best kind of sex, wait I shouldn't be posting this on the internet :o
At 8/28/03 01:17 AM, Bungled wrote: i'm stealing all of your women
Get aware from the woman folk Canadian - or your national hero from the band "The Monkies" gets it.
At 8/28/03 01:14 AM, AhnarequiePhenguhwin wrote: So far all we've got is 3 people, 2 of which are male. That's not Hot teenage sex that's just a B rate snuff. Everyone knows that you can't have Hot teenage sex with only 3 people. Either we're going to need more girls, or we're going to have a Hot Teenage Goat Bukkake.
Hmm be a girl and join the Hot Teenage Sex fun or be man and have Hot Teenage Goat Bukkake if Im a hemaphrodite can I partake in both?
If not Im going for the Hot Teenage Goat Bukkake.
At 8/28/03 01:46 AM, beeonkah wrote:
Hmm be a girl and join the Hot Teenage Sex fun or be man and have Hot Teenage Goat Bukkake if Im a hemaphrodite can I partake in both?
If not Im going for the Hot Teenage Goat Bukkake.
Well we always go for both it's just that if there's enough girls there then the HOT TEENAGE GOAT BUKKAKE becomes more of a dessert course.
If this actually got him laid I would have to fucking kill someone.
I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's
At 11/28/01 09:26 PM, AhnarequiePhenguhwin wrote: 1. Female
No but thre is surgery...
2. Pretty
no
3. 20 or older
No
4. Under size 7
whats that mean?
(C cup preferd.)
I have a red cup for my tea
If you meet these requirements YOU can statutorily rape ME!
So according to this if someone is 20 and male they can rape you because u said ANY requirements. AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!
My god what the fuck are you all talking about now listen to this, Three guys and goat bukkake sex in the same line might just scare off some people from posting here, i know im right.
At 11/28/01 09:26 PM, AhnarequiePhenguhwin wrote: If you qualify these requirements YOU can have sex with ME.
1. Female
Nope.
2. Pretty
Yes.
3. 20 or older
Yep.
4. Under size 7
Great! I'm Way under 7 inches.
If you meet these requirements YOU can statutorily rape ME!
HOT DAMN! 3 out of 4! Let's get it OoOn.
At 8/28/03 09:25 AM, PaynekilleR wrote:At 11/28/01 09:26 PM, AhnarequiePhenguhwin wrote: If you qualify these requirements YOU can have sex with ME.Nope.
1. Female
2. PrettyYes.
3. 20 or olderYep.
4. Under size 7Great! I'm Way under 7 inches.
If you meet these requirements YOU can statutorily rape ME!HOT DAMN! 3 out of 4! Let's get it OoOn.
hahah now thats funny,now if you need a topic to get laid..thats sad
If you dont stand for something,you'll fall for anything
At 11/28/01 09:26 PM, AhnarequiePhenguhwin wrote: I'm turning 18 in 2 months so this will be your LAST chance to have ILLEGAL STATUTORY RAPE WITH ME. If you qualify these requirements YOU can have sex with ME.
1. Female
n0pe
2. Pretty
Yar.. WINK WINK (j/k)
3. 20 or older
n0pe
4. Under size 7
whats that mean man?
(C cup preferd.)
We can use balloons! (jk, once again)
If you meet these requirements YOU can statutorily rape ME!
At 8/28/03 09:25 AM, PaynekilleR wrote:Great! I'm Way under 7 inches.
4. Under size 7
Women's clothing isn't sized by inches. A size seven would have approximately:
25 inch waist
36 inch hips
34 inch chest
unless you shop at the gap because they run their sizes small to make large people feel more petite.
Sometimes a size 7 woman is wider by a couple of inches though, since some women wear their clothes tighter than they were designed to be worn.
At 8/28/03 01:09 PM, HAQnSPITT wrote:At 8/28/03 09:25 AM, PaynekilleR wrote:Women's clothing isn't sized by inches. A size seven would have approximately:Great! I'm Way under 7 inches.
4. Under size 7
He's a boy. He meant he had a less than 7 inch wiener.
