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w00t! Today iz my birthday!

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Response to w00t! Today iz my birthday! 2001-11-24 04:28:02


At 11/24/01 04:00 AM, fatboy_69 wrote:
At 11/24/01 03:47 AM, Metallica2dope wrote:
At 11/24/01 03:41 AM, fatboy_69 wrote:
At 11/23/01 10:07 PM, Metallica2dope wrote: you can keep on telling people to suck ur dick We all know ur gay Cause u listin to eminem and where Turtle neck sweaters
and yet hes had girlfriends.... are you making sense here??

He Says he has girlfriends

i can say my dick is 16 inches long but thats no true
i spose so.... but did you know that 100% of people who shat on a beaver in 1423 are now dead??
so you may shit on a beaver:

WHAT THE FUCK???

w00t! Today iz my birthday!

Response to w00t! Today iz my birthday! 2001-11-24 04:32:01


At 11/24/01 04:28 AM, Metallica2dope wrote: WHAT THE FUCK???

i have no fuckin idea, im just weird :)

w00t! Today iz my birthday!


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Response to w00t! Today iz my birthday! 2001-11-24 05:19:40


booyah?


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Response to w00t! Today iz my birthday! 2001-11-24 07:49:45


At 11/24/01 04:28 AM, Metallica2dope wrote: stuff against me!!! >:(

I'M NOT HOMOPHOBIC, YOU FUCKIN DICKLESS FAGGOT!

Response to w00t! Today iz my birthday! 2001-11-24 07:51:55


At 11/24/01 07:49 AM, Mudafuken wrote:
At 11/24/01 04:28 AM, Metallica2dope wrote: stuff against me!!! >:(
I'M NOT HOMOPHOBIC, YOU FUCKIN DICKLESS FAGGOT!

isnt that.. coz.... and...
phooo.... im just gonna laugh *hahahahahaha*


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Response to w00t! Today iz my birthday! 2001-11-24 07:55:48


At 11/24/01 07:51 AM, fatboy_69 wrote:
At 11/24/01 07:49 AM, Mudafuken wrote:
At 11/24/01 04:28 AM, Metallica2dope wrote: stuff against me!!! >:(
I'M NOT HOMOPHOBIC, YOU FUCKIN DICKLESS FAGGOT!
isnt that.. coz.... and...
phooo.... im just gonna laugh *hahahahahaha*

HELL! DO I REALLY MAKE YOU LAUGH?
I'm sayin a lot of bullshit...hell...sometimes i feel ashamed...
BUT DON'T FIGHT! LET'S FUCK!

Response to w00t! Today iz my birthday! 2001-11-24 08:09:24


At 11/24/01 07:55 AM, Mudafuken wrote: HELL! DO I REALLY MAKE YOU LAUGH?

yes!!
i cant find any pics of my home town so heres one of my shitty school instead(theyve put new 'double glazed' windows in now, coz theats so modern)

w00t! Today iz my birthday!


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Response to w00t! Today iz my birthday! 2001-11-24 08:17:05


At 11/24/01 08:09 AM, fatboy_69 wrote:
At 11/24/01 07:55 AM, Mudafuken wrote: HELL! DO I REALLY MAKE YOU LAUGH?
yes!!
i cant find any pics of my home town so heres one of my shitty school instead(theyve put new 'double glazed' windows in now, coz theats so modern)

Hilary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin tonsilles and fed her sherbert

Your school is kewl...you never saw my fuckin school...because here in this shithole all is so fuckin boring...shit...how i would come there...btw...
1 DAY AND I'LL GO TO ITALY TO SEE MY RELATIVES! w00t w00t!

Response to w00t! Today iz my birthday! 2001-11-24 08:20:10


heres a topic youll like http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=18231
my school is a schyte-fest, they painted the corridors yellow for christs sake!! we got a shitty uniform, and its a guys only school!! it sucks! im off to college next year so thatll be fun :-D


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Response to w00t! Today iz my birthday! 2001-11-24 08:40:47


At 11/24/01 08:20 AM, fatboy_69 wrote: heres a topic youll like http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=18231
my school is a schyte-fest, they painted the corridors yellow for christs sake!! we got a shitty uniform, and its a guys only school!! it sucks! im off to college next year so thatll be fun :-D

Shit...yellow is an ugly color...whoa...

Response to w00t! Today iz my birthday! 2001-11-24 08:46:06


At 11/24/01 08:40 AM, Mudafuken wrote:
At 11/24/01 08:20 AM, fatboy_69 wrote: heres a topic youll like http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=18231
my school is a schyte-fest, they painted the corridors yellow for christs sake!! we got a shitty uniform, and its a guys only school!! it sucks! im off to college next year so thatll be fun :-D
Shit...yellow is an ugly color...whoa...

are you 2 married?

w00t! Today iz my birthday!

Response to w00t! Today iz my birthday! 2001-11-24 08:49:33


At 11/24/01 08:46 AM, iLLiCit147 wrote: are you 2 married?

do you want my foot up your sandy little butt-hole?

w00t! Today iz my birthday!


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Response to w00t! Today iz my birthday! 2001-11-24 08:52:48


At 11/24/01 08:49 AM, fatboy_69 wrote:
At 11/24/01 08:46 AM, iLLiCit147 wrote: are you 2 married?
do you want my foot up your sandy little butt-hole?

Ditto...

Response to w00t! Today iz my birthday! 2001-11-24 08:52:51


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w00t! Today iz my birthday!

Response to w00t! Today iz my birthday! 2001-11-24 09:03:09


At 11/24/01 08:52 AM, Metallica2dope wrote: d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t
d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t
d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t

Meh...that's better than "Whut?"...i hate you when you say it...and now i know that you're going to reply sayin: whut?

Response to w00t! Today iz my birthday! 2001-11-24 09:13:36


<spam>my thumbs double jointed</spam>

w00t! Today iz my birthday!


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Response to w00t! Today iz my birthday! 2001-11-24 09:15:13


At 11/24/01 09:03 AM, Mudafuken wrote:
At 11/24/01 08:52 AM, Metallica2dope wrote: d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t
d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t
d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t

Meh...that's better than "Whut?"...i hate you when you say it...and now i know that you're going to reply sayin: whut?


You Wish
METAL UP YOUR ASS
We are scanning the scene
in the city tonight
We are looking for you
to start up a fight
There is an evil feeling
in our brains
But it is nothing new
you know it drives us insane

Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy

There is no escape
and that is for sure
This is the end we won't take any more
Say goodbye
to the world you live in
You have always been taking
but now you're giving

Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy

Our brains are on fire
with the feeling to kill
And it will not go away
until our dreams are fulfilled
There is only one thing
on our minds
Don't try running away
`cause you're the one we will find

Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy

w00t! Today iz my birthday!

Response to w00t! Today iz my birthday! 2001-11-24 09:22:12


At 11/24/01 09:15 AM, Metallica2dope wrote:
At 11/24/01 09:03 AM, Mudafuken wrote:
At 11/24/01 08:52 AM, Metallica2dope wrote: d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t
d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t
d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t d00t

Meh...that's better than "Whut?"...i hate you when you say it...and now i know that you're going to reply sayin: whut?




You Wish
METAL UP YOUR ASS
We are scanning the scene
in the city tonight
We are looking for you
to start up a fight
There is an evil feeling
in our brains
But it is nothing new
you know it drives us insane


Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy


There is no escape
and that is for sure
This is the end we won't take any more
Say goodbye
to the world you live in
You have always been taking
but now you're giving


Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy


Our brains are on fire
with the feeling to kill
And it will not go away
until our dreams are fulfilled
There is only one thing
on our minds
Don't try running away
`cause you're the one we will find


Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Running,
On our way
Hiding,
You will pay
Dying,
One thousand deaths
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy
Searching,
Seek and Destroy


did s-club 7 do that song??


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Response to w00t! Today iz my birthday! 2001-11-24 09:23:12


At 11/24/01 09:15 AM, Metallica2dope wrote: Bull shit...

Check this out motherfucker...

OK, I'm going to attempt to drown myself
You can try this at home
You can be just like me!

Mic check one two.. we recordin?
I'm cancerous, so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this
If you responded back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangled you to death then I choked you again
Then break your fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin
You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally
I get you blunted off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the President does
Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)
My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge
Grabbed Vanilla Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (Fuck you!)
Every girl I ever went out wit is goin lez
Follow me and do exactly what the song says:
smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin skill
Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
But I don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist
How the fuck can I be white, I don't even exist
I get a clean shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
And this is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?

Now follow me and do exactly what you see
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D.
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!

Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold'
Jumped behind the door, put the orgy on hold
Killed em both and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!)
My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk
I slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
I'm not a player just a ill rhyme sayer
That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)
My rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the morgue
witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on
And beat up Foghorn Leghorn with an acorn
I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, with deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late
Mother.. are you there? I love you
I never meant to hit you over the head with that shovel
Will someone explain to my brain that I just severed
a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?
I take a breather and sighed; either I'm high, or I'm nuts
Cause if you ain't tiltin this room, neither am I
So when you see your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
Then it probably is obvious I got it on with her
Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over with
I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it

I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I've been with 10 women who got HIV
Now don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I got genital warts and it burns when I pee
Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree
You probably wanna grow up to be just like me!!!


AHAHHA! Shut the fuck up, metallicrap and insane clown pussy...

Response to w00t! Today iz my birthday! 2001-11-24 09:27:44


At 11/24/01 09:23 AM, Mudafuken wrote:

:more than i did on my english test
im no good at writin long stuffs

w00t! Today iz my birthday!


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Response to w00t! Today iz my birthday! 2001-11-24 09:31:28


At 11/24/01 09:23 AM, Mudafuken wrote: some shit which i refues to read Because my IQ is Low enoughBE MY ONE, WOULD YOU TAKE MY SON? WOULD YOU TELL SOMEONE WHETHER WE HAD FUN? WITH YOUR HERO, DOUBLE ZERO, GONNA SUCK AROUND YOUR FEAR, THEN I'M NEVER EVER FALLING AGAIN, WOULD YOU TAKE MY GRACE, LOOK INTO MY FACE, WITH YOUR LIMP HANDSHAKE, AND YOUR SMILE THAT’S FAKE, WOULD YOU BACK MY FIGHT, SAY YOU'RE DOWN FOR LIFE, SEE ITS EASY TO SAY WHEN YOU WEREN'T DOIN' NOTHIN’.

MAKER MAKES ME LONG FOR A BETTER WAY, YOU FEAR MY STRENGTH IF WE'RE BACKED INTO A CAGE.

BECAUSE I, I DEFY.

SEE MY FATE, UNDERESTIMATE, I INTOXICATE WHILE YOU EMULATE, WITH THE USERS AND THE LOSERS, SUCKIN' UP TO THE ABUSERS, AND I'M NEVER EVER FALLIN' AGAIN, FOR THE TRICKS YOU PLAY, ALL THE FRONTS YOU CLAIM, AND YOU JUST CANT FAKE, THE RESPECT I MAKE, YOU'RE A PARASITE, YOU CONFORM ON SITE, YOU'RE A LEAK AND A CHEAT, ALWAYS WEAK AND ALWAYS WILL BE.

MAKER MAKES ME LONG FOR A BETTER WAY, YOU FEAR MY STRENGTH IF WE'RE BACKED INTO A CAGE.

BECAUSE I, I DEFY.

SO BURN IT APART SON.

I'LL GIVE IT AWAY, I'LL SEE, WHY DIDN'T YOU END THE PAIN.

I CAN'T TAKE THIS, I CAN'T FAKE THIS, I WILL BREAK THIS, I WILL MAKE THIS.

CAUSE, I DEFY

Y0u candy P0ser b00faking Ass wont even know who thats By
What?
i said your ass wont know who thats buy
What?
Shaddup
What?
i said shuddup

w00t! Today iz my birthday!

Response to w00t! Today iz my birthday! 2001-11-24 14:47:44


At 11/24/01 09:31 AM, Metallica2dope wrote: i need to put something up my ass, its flapping in the wind

i didnt wanna know that


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Response to w00t! Today iz my birthday! 2001-11-24 22:19:54


At 11/24/01 02:47 PM, fatboy_69 wrote:
At 11/24/01 09:31 AM, Metallica2dope wrote: i need to put something up my ass, its flapping in the wind
i didnt wanna know that

Whatever choderboy