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American Pie guy has small dick 2004-09-08 14:09:41 Reply

That guy in American Pie, how he gets his willy in an apple pie? I mean who deep are apple pies? 10cm (4 inches) tops? Then that guy has a small willy, doesn't he?

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Response to American Pie guy has small dick 2004-09-08 14:10:47 Reply

At 9/8/04 02:09 PM, -0706- wrote: That guy in American Pie, how he gets his willy in an apple pie? I mean who deep are apple pies? 10cm (4 inches) tops? Then that guy has a small willy, doesn't he?

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you spend too much time thinking.
Cut down to around 4 hours tommorow.

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Response to American Pie guy has small dick 2004-09-08 14:11:49 Reply

Its not like it went in straight, it could curve up... I dunno.


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Response to American Pie guy has small dick 2004-09-08 14:12:56 Reply

did Jason Bigg's penis go just into the pie? im sure it went in a curved up, just skimming the bottom of the plate...besides, the producers prolly did this as a test to see if the audience was gay or not.

and since u noticed it...yea. cut down on subliminal messages.


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Response to American Pie guy has small dick 2004-09-08 14:14:52 Reply

Maybe american pies are bigger.... :S

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Response to American Pie guy has small dick 2004-09-08 14:28:47 Reply

Assuming it went in at an angle, and the pie was fairly wide, it would be possible. Ah the wonders of maths...

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Response to American Pie guy has small dick 2004-09-08 14:29:22 Reply

Well he obviously only went a little way inside.
Did you only noticed this when you had the pleasure yourself?


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Response to American Pie guy has small dick 2004-09-08 14:33:10 Reply

It's a movie. It didn't happen.

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Response to American Pie guy has small dick 2004-09-08 14:40:00 Reply

At 9/8/04 02:33 PM, La-Z-boi wrote: It's a movie. It didn't happen.

Yes, that too.


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Response to American Pie guy has small dick 2004-09-08 15:02:32 Reply

Do you envy him or something?

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Response to American Pie guy has small dick 2004-09-08 15:05:44 Reply

Actually he said the director made him realy do it... but anyway, does the fact that you cant get off my screwing an apple pie come to anyones mind? I mean there cant be any realy tightness, like screwing mashed potatos... or your mom... it just dosent work right.


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Response to American Pie guy has small dick 2004-09-08 15:06:20 Reply

At 9/8/04 03:02 PM, blackpatriot wrote: Do you envy him or something?

Sounds like someones alil jelious of someone else!

And that same thing goes for it, he probably didnt stick it in straight if this was "real".

plus its a movie, they make the impossible possible.


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Response to American Pie guy has small dick 2004-09-08 15:32:44 Reply

Looks like somebody is watching that movie more then twice.


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Response to American Pie guy has small dick 2004-09-08 15:36:26 Reply

Who in hell would stab a pie perpendicular?
Not the guy in American Pie, that's who.


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Response to American Pie guy has small dick 2004-09-08 15:41:57 Reply

There was actually a guy a while back who saw American Pie and was..*inspired* to try the pie thing out. In the end, he wound up with 3rd degree burns all over his penis. Haha horny bastard.

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Response to American Pie guy has small dick 2004-09-08 15:43:33 Reply

At 9/8/04 03:41 PM, snayk wrote: Haha horny bastard.

What an idiot. Doesn't he know you're supposed to let the pie cool?


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Response to American Pie guy has small dick 2004-09-08 15:46:57 Reply

how do you know it went all the way in.

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Response to American Pie guy has small dick 2004-09-08 15:53:12 Reply

I always figured he went in horizontally from one side of the pie to the other. In which case it depends on the Pie's diamater not the volume of the pie plate. The thought of him stabbing his dick straight down through the center of the pie never crossed my mind... after all, when was the last time you tried fucking a woman like that? It goes in horizontaly, you don't try to cut a new hole through her belly button...


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Response to American Pie guy has small dick 2004-09-08 16:04:59 Reply

his crotch smelled likea bakery after he was done with that

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Response to American Pie guy has small dick 2004-09-08 16:10:38 Reply

you must be jealous

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Response to American Pie guy has small dick 2004-09-08 16:12:57 Reply

come one it's just a movie... i guess he didnt really fuck the pie... but just put it in front of his penis...


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Response to American Pie guy has small dick 2004-09-08 18:10:38 Reply

At 9/8/04 02:09 PM, -0706- wrote: That guy in American Pie, how he gets his willy in an apple pie? I mean who deep are apple pies? 10cm (4 inches) tops? Then that guy has a small willy, doesn't he?

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A 4-inch pie is pretty fucken huge, but, what i remember from the movie, the pie only looked like 2-3 inches high and nobody actually saw how much he put in, unless you freeze-framed it or something.

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Response to American Pie guy has small dick 2004-09-08 18:12:04 Reply

It's just a movie...
and all actors have small penises.

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Response to American Pie guy has small dick 2004-09-08 18:15:57 Reply

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Response to American Pie guy has small dick 2004-09-08 18:18:39 Reply

At 9/8/04 06:12 PM, j00bie wrote: It's just a movie...

Yeah, you can't trust anything you see in movies. For those of you who believe things you see in movies, did you know that the word "gullible" was recently removed from the dictionary? Go check it out.

and all actors have small penises.

Yeah, that too.


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Response to American Pie guy has small dick 2004-09-08 18:19:22 Reply

maybe he didnt have a hard on, idk im not a doctor, but i can tell you what didnt make that small hole, ciggaretes so why dont you have a smoke


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Response to American Pie guy has small dick 2004-09-08 18:25:06 Reply

You really only need to get the head in, a little shaft doesn't hurt but really its all in the head.

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Response to American Pie guy has small dick 2004-09-08 18:25:54 Reply

At 9/8/04 02:14 PM, cool_penguin_0 wrote: Maybe american pies are bigger.... :S

wtf is an american pie? you mean apple, right?

they should have used a cake, but not an ice cream cake. That wouldn't do well.

why am I talking about this?

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Response to American Pie guy has small dick 2004-09-08 18:29:21 Reply

He obviously wasn't hard going in.....

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Response to American Pie guy has small dick 2004-09-08 18:30:25 Reply

At 9/8/04 02:09 PM, -0706- wrote: That guy in American Pie, how he gets his willy in an apple pie? I mean who deep are apple pies? 10cm (4 inches) tops? Then that guy has a small willy, doesn't he?

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y do u care... do u want 2 accualy c a reply wit da american pie dudes penis?