That guy in American Pie, how he gets his willy in an apple pie? I mean who deep are apple pies? 10cm (4 inches) tops? Then that guy has a small willy, doesn't he?
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American Pie guy has small dick
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At 9/8/04 02:09 PM, -0706- wrote: That guy in American Pie, how he gets his willy in an apple pie? I mean who deep are apple pies? 10cm (4 inches) tops? Then that guy has a small willy, doesn't he?
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you spend too much time thinking.
Cut down to around 4 hours tommorow.
Its not like it went in straight, it could curve up... I dunno.
did Jason Bigg's penis go just into the pie? im sure it went in a curved up, just skimming the bottom of the plate...besides, the producers prolly did this as a test to see if the audience was gay or not.
and since u noticed it...yea. cut down on subliminal messages.
Maybe american pies are bigger.... :S
Assuming it went in at an angle, and the pie was fairly wide, it would be possible. Ah the wonders of maths...
Well he obviously only went a little way inside.
Did you only noticed this when you had the pleasure yourself?
Failgrounds.
At 9/8/04 02:33 PM, La-Z-boi wrote: It's a movie. It didn't happen.
Yes, that too.
Failgrounds.
Actually he said the director made him realy do it... but anyway, does the fact that you cant get off my screwing an apple pie come to anyones mind? I mean there cant be any realy tightness, like screwing mashed potatos... or your mom... it just dosent work right.
At 9/8/04 03:02 PM, blackpatriot wrote: Do you envy him or something?
Sounds like someones alil jelious of someone else!
And that same thing goes for it, he probably didnt stick it in straight if this was "real".
plus its a movie, they make the impossible possible.
Looks like somebody is watching that movie more then twice.
False tooth fell out. Kissing ended.
There was actually a guy a while back who saw American Pie and was..*inspired* to try the pie thing out. In the end, he wound up with 3rd degree burns all over his penis. Haha horny bastard.
how do you know it went all the way in.
I always figured he went in horizontally from one side of the pie to the other. In which case it depends on the Pie's diamater not the volume of the pie plate. The thought of him stabbing his dick straight down through the center of the pie never crossed my mind... after all, when was the last time you tried fucking a woman like that? It goes in horizontaly, you don't try to cut a new hole through her belly button...
his crotch smelled likea bakery after he was done with that
come one it's just a movie... i guess he didnt really fuck the pie... but just put it in front of his penis...
At 9/8/04 02:09 PM, -0706- wrote: That guy in American Pie, how he gets his willy in an apple pie? I mean who deep are apple pies? 10cm (4 inches) tops? Then that guy has a small willy, doesn't he?
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A 4-inch pie is pretty fucken huge, but, what i remember from the movie, the pie only looked like 2-3 inches high and nobody actually saw how much he put in, unless you freeze-framed it or something.
It's just a movie...
and all actors have small penises.
Dead.
At 9/8/04 06:12 PM, j00bie wrote: It's just a movie...
Yeah, you can't trust anything you see in movies. For those of you who believe things you see in movies, did you know that the word "gullible" was recently removed from the dictionary? Go check it out.
and all actors have small penises.
Yeah, that too.
Wi/Ht? #28
maybe he didnt have a hard on, idk im not a doctor, but i can tell you what didnt make that small hole, ciggaretes so why dont you have a smoke
You really only need to get the head in, a little shaft doesn't hurt but really its all in the head.
At 9/8/04 02:14 PM, cool_penguin_0 wrote: Maybe american pies are bigger.... :S
wtf is an american pie? you mean apple, right?
they should have used a cake, but not an ice cream cake. That wouldn't do well.
why am I talking about this?
He obviously wasn't hard going in.....
At 9/8/04 02:09 PM, -0706- wrote: That guy in American Pie, how he gets his willy in an apple pie? I mean who deep are apple pies? 10cm (4 inches) tops? Then that guy has a small willy, doesn't he?
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(I have proof!)
y do u care... do u want 2 accualy c a reply wit da american pie dudes penis?
Haha, i guess uv been doing ur maths eh?
derp
You need to watch more tv to get your mind off of shit like this. Its none of your bisness how big his dick is. (Unless your gay/ a woman)
