That's fine that's all well and good and dandy but I ain't no beta male, I'm not even a betta fish, I am an alpha male, I am the head of the pack the wolf pack of men, man pack, I am the head of the voltron of manpack and that means I'm in charge and what I say goes and that means, starting with this thing that means I'm not going to play no beta version of a game for beta males, bravo, good sir, bravo is the NATO alphabet equivalent of beta, but alpha is still the same because everybody knows, ask anybody and they'll tell ya that alpha is the best, it is primetime letters and positions and stuff, it is first in line in the buffet at life, so if I'm, so if life is a Cici's Pizza, and I'm first and you're like "Hey try some of this jalapeno pepperoni pizza" I'm gonna look you straight in the eye and if I decide to take every last piece of that jalapeno pizza then goddammit I'ma do it because I'm the Mr. Heavy Dick on campus and you, you can't come up to me in your threadmobile and say "uH HeY tRy ThE bEtA vErSiOn Of My GaMe" listen son, kid I don't know, child, lemme ask, no, I don't care actually, here in America it doesn't work like that I don't know how you do it in Belgium or Oman or whatever but around here Alphas are the Mr. Heavy Dicks of the world, and I'm Mr. Heavy Dick, so I'll play your game sir, I'll play your game old man but you best send to ME a Mr. Heavy Dick version of the game, you understand? I shit meatballs for breakfast so don't you tell me what letter of the alphabet I am, it's ALPHAbet, not BETAbet, get it straight. Mr. Heavy Dick: OUT.