Try to prove you have done something more hardcore than me. I highly fucking doubt it.
Prove you're hardcore
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At 5/2/17 06:02 AM, MrPerciePercy wrote: I am made of Slag, Gravel, Crushed stone and Sand aggregate
you disintegrate from my breath.
This signature will actually not appear at the bottom of this post.
I smoke meth and rape horrible bosses for dimes.
At 5/2/17 09:59 AM, Crazy-Pigeon wrote: I wear a fedora and own a katana.
you win
edit: so far*
At 5/2/17 05:53 AM, ClandestineTemple wrote: Try to prove you have done something more hardcore than me. I highly fucking doubt it.
I'm a fucking American, that makes me waaay more hardcore than you, canuck bitch.
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Wait...lets rephrase that. I'm not Canadian, that makes me waaay more hardcore than you, canuck bitch.
I used to ring announce for deathmatch wrestling.
My old roomate used to swing from meat hooks for fun.
I once tourniquetted a gunshot wound.
I got hit by a car and walked away... twice.
I've been shot at more than once.
I'm from the worst neighborhood in the one of the most violent cities in america.
Don't come at me bro.
I don't need a charge on my record.
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
At 5/3/17 09:35 AM, FUNKbrs wrote:
Don't come at me bro.
I don't need a charge on my record.
Can you fucking relax?
Take a vacation or something Jesus Christ.
The Newgrounds Revolution isn't a thing, quit being a pussy.
At 5/3/17 09:35 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: I used to ring announce for deathmatch wrestling.
My old roomate used to swing from meat hooks for fun.
I once tourniquetted a gunshot wound.
I got hit by a car and walked away... twice.
I've been shot at more than once.
I'm from the worst neighborhood in the one of the most violent cities in america.
Don't come at me bro.
I don't need a charge on my record.
still nothing compared to me, trust me bro. I've fucking died before.
I beat the fuck out of my dick so god damn hard that I can't even feel my left leg, my left leg has went totally numb. And, my dick has also went totally numb, to the point that it feels fucking weird when I go and take a piss.
At 5/2/17 05:53 AM, ClandestineTemple wrote: Try to prove you have done something more hardcore than me. I highly fucking doubt it.
I'm hardcore because I do parkour. I literally jump between flipping 18 foot boxes
I'm so hardcore... I drink milk without any milk.
At 5/4/17 06:04 AM, ClandestineTemple wrote:
still nothing compared to me, trust me bro. I've fucking died before.
eh, dying is the easy part, it's being raised and living that is the hard part.
I AM DAVE
At 5/2/17 05:53 AM, ClandestineTemple wrote: Try to prove you have done something more hardcore than me. I highly fucking doubt it.
How can someone prove that they're more hardcore than you if you don't provide any reasons why you're hardcore?
I guess everyone is more hardcore than you by default then.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
I once drank an entire tablespoon of apple cider vinegar without jettisoning my small intestine.
Shouldn't have had seconds, though.
I beat the meat with my left arm.
At 5/3/17 09:35 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: I used to ring announce for deathmatch wrestling.
My old roomate used to swing from meat hooks for fun.
I once tourniquetted a gunshot wound.
I got hit by a car and walked away... twice.
I've been shot at more than once.
I'm from the worst neighborhood in the one of the most violent cities in america.
Don't come at me bro.
I don't need a charge on my record.
You also carved NG into your arm with a TGI Fridays knife, that's pretty hardcore.
At 5/5/17 09:58 AM, TomFulp wrote:
You also carved NG into your arm with a TGI Fridays knife, that's pretty hardcore.
Well, NG's way cooler than Slayer
I remember that trip. I barely set anyone on fire. She was on fire for maybe half a second, tops.
Did you guys ever find the sticker under the light fixture?
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
At 5/3/17 09:35 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: I used to ring announce for deathmatch wrestling.
Given who you are, I honestly believe that stuff is true about you.
Please make love to me.
At 5/5/17 10:23 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: Did you guys ever find the sticker under the light fixture?
...I don't think so!
At 5/5/17 10:31 AM, kidray76 wrote:At 5/3/17 09:35 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: I used to ring announce for deathmatch wrestling.Given who you are, I honestly believe that stuff is true about you.
Please make love to me.
I got more where that came from.
This is a song about death. It's on mandolin.
Hate is the first step to all solutions.
You will not end bigotry until you learn to hate it.
At 5/5/17 10:36 AM, TomFulp wrote:At 5/5/17 10:23 AM, FUNKbrs wrote: Did you guys ever find the sticker under the light fixture?...I don't think so!
please stick to the topic of hardcore.
I once had my foreskin ripped off while receiving a blowjob and the lip piercing ripped it off.
this one time, I was in a library, and the sign said "no food or drink allowed"... But I totally brought in some bottled water. true story.
I've read more FUNKbrs posts than you.
hardcorebyproxy
JaY11's sigs > your sig.
I turn water into water
