May Came.
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Really running out of ideas. Is next month National Breathing Month?
I suppose this is to compensate for the no fap months of September, November, and February.
Well, would somebody be kind enough to cover for me? This particular activity brings me no satisfaction, and I rather spend the time sleeping and playing video games, instead.
It's funny that someone who made this picture used some unclear symbolic himself because he was pretty aware that showing human genitals and thus creating a sexual context in his message is not a good idea. Whoever is trying to promote masturbation subconciously admits himself, that it's not okay to go out with these kinds of things to the public.
At 5/2/17 07:37 AM, Zornuzkull wrote: Masturbation is a sin...
Everything that's even remotely enjoyable is a sin. Fuck the church.
pun intended
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At 5/4/17 05:56 AM, killerjeff wrote: How about I cum in your mouth and you swallow it?
How about I cum on your chest and you scrape it up with your fingernails and stick it in your mouth, then slosh it around a bit, spit it out into a cup, mix it with whiskey, and then drink that shit.
At 5/1/17 09:40 PM, Alias wrote: A cunt/penis splattering cum? lmao i have no clue
That's definitely a cunt splurging.
At 5/4/17 08:28 AM, EoD696 wrote:At 5/4/17 05:56 AM, killerjeff wrote: How about I cum in your mouth and you swallow it?How about I cum on your chest and you scrape it up with your fingernails and stick it in your mouth, then slosh it around a bit, spit it out into a cup, mix it with whiskey, and then drink that shit.
I'm.... actually down for it. Fuck it let's meet up at a hotel 6, I'll get the whiskey you get the cups.
At 5/4/17 09:16 AM, killerjeff wrote: I'm.... actually down for it. Fuck it let's meet up at a hotel 6, I'll get the whiskey you get the cups.
No, I'll get the whiskey, you get the cups. Jameson, bitch. You don't deserve bourbon.
At 5/4/17 09:33 AM, EoD696 wrote:At 5/4/17 09:16 AM, killerjeff wrote: I'm.... actually down for it. Fuck it let's meet up at a hotel 6, I'll get the whiskey you get the cups.No, I'll get the whiskey, you get the cups. Jameson, bitch. You don't deserve bourbon.
At least get the high quality kind, and get a big bottle not that 98 Cent shit, We're going to get shit faced both literally and figuratively.
At 5/4/17 09:37 AM, killerjeff wrote: At least get the high quality kind, and get a big bottle not that 98 Cent shit, We're going to get shit faced both literally and figuratively.
jameson, fuckhead. It's not bottom shelf shit...but it ain't bourbon either. and afterward I will shit on your face.
At 5/4/17 10:12 AM, EoD696 wrote:At 5/4/17 09:37 AM, killerjeff wrote: At least get the high quality kind, and get a big bottle not that 98 Cent shit, We're going to get shit faced both literally and figuratively.jameson, fuckhead. It's not bottom shelf shit...but it ain't bourbon either. and afterward I will shit on your face.
Now you're getting me excited, Make sure you don't smoke while you poop on me, that shit ain't classy I love my gay sex classy and not trashy! Hey yooo@
