Flirting Fails

[StaticSkull]

What are some times you tried to flirt with someone but failed?
Lemme know m8

[StaticSkull]

One time, i was at the movies with this girl. She was 17 and i was 13. Don't ask, i didn't know she was that old until we broke up. I was about to kiss her, but just then, my mom leaned in and said, "I just shit myself. I'm gonna go to the bathroom and clean up." And then she got up and went to the bathroom. Needless to say, it completely ruined the mood. But Not as much as this one girl who filmed herself shitting in her shower and then sent it to me.

[StaticSkull]

At 3/17/17 12:35 AM, Jurornumber3 wrote: I've never tried to flirt with anybody.

I'm too emotionally cold for that kind of stuff.

There's gotta be a soft cock in you somewhere

[Spedmallet]

At 3/17/17 12:25 AM, StaticSkull wrote: One time, i was at the movies with this girl. She was 17 and i was 13. Don't ask, i didn't know she was that old until we broke up. I was about to kiss her

I too have a story. One time on my way to the award ceremony being thrown for me, the greatest person alive award, I was dumped by all 18 of my romantic and physically attractive human partners and simultaneously had both of my parents shit on my chest. I can't make this stuff up

[Haggard]

At 3/17/17 12:35 AM, Jurornumber3 wrote: I've never tried to flirt with anybody.

I'm too emotionally cold for that kind of stuff.

Same here. I think some people tried flirting with me, but I never realized until a few days later, lol. Still managed to get married, though. :3

[StaticSkull]

At 3/17/17 07:43 AM, Haggard wrote:

At 3/17/17 12:35 AM, Jurornumber3 wrote: I've never tried to flirt with anybody.

I'm too emotionally cold for that kind of stuff.

Same here. I think some people tried flirting with me, but I never realized until a few days later, lol. Still managed to get married, though. :3

Congrats dude

[StaticSkull]

At 3/17/17 01:16 AM, Spedmallet wrote: t. I can't make this stuff up

sure...

[KompiButut]

I always failing whenever i flirt a girl. Its my fault they take it a wrong idea...
Somehow they always think if i was joking and make fun of them.
I think im not a guy to be taken seriously to every women.

[StaticSkull]

At 3/17/17 12:32 PM, Zornuzkull wrote: Flirting is a waste of time... Just grab her by the hair and drag her back to your cave...

Why don't you grab her cock instead?

[QueenMasako]

I'm not "emotionally cold" or anything like that. I just can't be bothered with trying to flirt. However, I HAVE failed to strike up a conversation with an attractive specimen by incorrectly assuming his race: I made a joke about us being the only Asian people in a 100 mile radius and he just said "I'm Inuit" and walked away.

Lesson learned: Inuits look like Asians

[Porkchop]

One time, I asked this girl if I could take a shit on her tits.

We're getting married in 3 months.

[Buppa]

Nobody can resist the charms of an obese bald guy...

[FinaLee]

I don't understand what I'm doing wrong :(

[Buppa]

At 3/23/17 06:44 PM, FinaLee wrote: I don't understand what I'm doing wrong :(

First of all that's not a woman...

[Fenny]

At 3/23/17 06:09 PM, Porkchop wrote: One time, I asked this girl if I could take a shit on her tits.

We're getting married in 3 months.

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT

[Piemix]

At 3/16/17 11:24 PM, StaticSkull wrote: What are some times you tried to flirt with someone but failed?
Lemme know m8

You obviously have a 0 - 56618712093 losing streak with women

what a stupid fucking question

[Porkchop]

At 3/23/17 10:51 PM, Starbutt wrote:

At 3/23/17 06:09 PM, Porkchop wrote: One time, I asked this girl if I could take a shit on her tits.

We're getting married in 3 months.

I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE ABOUT THAT

I didn't hear you say 'not'!

I thought you said to tell anyone about that.

[Piemix]

flirting is totally gay

i can't believe there are people that would waste their time getting to know someone and pretending to care about their lives just to finally get their dick wet after 2 weeks of work