What would you print?

[PussyShark]

I've been trying to think of a GREAT way to use my tax return, and I came across some interesting ideas concerning assassinating Kim Jong-Un.

Say you take the trip to North Korea, you go through all the appropriate channels and you arrive at FNJ in Pyongyang, NK.
You go through their security check points and you meet the minders in charge of escorting you throughout the pre-arranged areas they'll let you see. They go through your luggage, and they find a 3D printer.
Now, these days they're being far more forgiving for electronics and camera equipment, a visit to youtube using keywords like "North Korea secret camera" for example will show you this, there's actually a Finnish student there making +1M videos during his trip there like it's a vacation. They're being far more forgiving for that now, and a structurally improvised 3D printer seems reasonably simple to convince them it's camera equipment, partly and unfortunately due to a stark technological gap.

Here's my question: If you could make it to your hotel room at the Ryugyong or the Jongno-Gu or wherever the fuck they put you, your minders are out in the lobby, and you ACTUALLY MANAGED to convince them that a 3D printer was apart of your camera equipment.

What do you print?

I'm trying to think of something better than a silencer.

[SatanBrain]

I'd print Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged .

[StaticSkull]

my waifu pillow

[PussyShark]

At 3/11/17 05:55 PM, satanbrain wrote: I'd print Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged .

how is that a necessarily element in your assassination plot.

[PussyShark]

At 3/11/17 06:40 PM, RightTime wrote: To print anything of size you need quite a lot of filament to do it. How are you going to explain that away? Also most 3D printers make quite a lot of noise and you can be assured that your hotel room is chock full of cameras were they will be monitoring your every move. Unless you can hide what you are doing pretty well they'll figure it out and throw you in a work camp. Also there's a good chance that assassinating KJU would actually make things worse then they currently are.

Filament is a cord like substance, im not so sure it would be difficult to pass off as something innocent, certainly not a weapon. The noise I haven't thought about too much, but if I knew id have reasonable time to pull it off, I could casually do it inside a large travel case to avoid the cameras. To a camera it looks like me occasionally managing my clothing in my luggage. Maybe some acting practice would be needed, but I think that's do able if the sound could be reduced as an issue.

I figure you make a silencer. Wait for a minder to come in, take him out, wait for minder #2 to check on him, take him out. Then where do you go, how far is the hotel from the Ryongsong residence, what are Un's schedule of events, who's the entity directly responsible for the minders and whatever security detail is in question. How do you get there undetected, and would Un be easier to sneak up on due to the country not exactly expecting a rogue American near dude's house.

This seems like the kind of thing that is best left to the professionals, even as a nonsense hypothetical.

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[PussyShark]

this is just a thought exercise, im not actually plotting to assassinate anyone. these speculations are just the result of recent obsession with the country.

[Big-Boss]

Are you drunk again?

[SatanBrain]

At 3/12/17 08:01 AM, Sekhem wrote:

At 3/11/17 06:31 PM, PussyShark wrote:

At 3/11/17 05:55 PM, satanbrain wrote: I'd print Ayn Rand's Atlas Shrugged .

how is that a necessarily element in your assassination plot.

it'll be so painful to read in korean that they'll kill themselves probably

“The truth is not for all men but only for those who seek it.”

[PussyShark]

At 3/12/17 03:56 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: Are you drunk again?

That's my secret, Captain.