So in my dream, I was with a group of people, I guess some kind of circle of friends and we were just talking and shooting the shit y'know, and one of my friends says something as a joke, "we must be living in a video game, if you die you respawn in 30 seconds and there could be a point system so every kill is a point and whoever gets the most points must be the winner of the match."
I genuinely thought he was serious. So, I snuck outside and got a big machete from the shed. Then I snuck back into my friends house, and I waited until they went to sleep, but one of them stayed awake, so when he wasn't looking I drove it through his neck and muffled his screams with my free hand.
One of them woke up right after and I stabbed him in a similar way, then I started going around the house and killing them in their sleep.
But I forgot to kill one of them, he was a fat fellow, but somehow I didn't see him in the dark. When I woke up in the morning, he was in total shock, he saw me and tried to run, but I cornered him and pointed the machete at him and I said something like "I got a lot of points. Isn't that great?"
He said "yeah... great.... can I live?"
I said "Ohh come on it's just 30 seconds to respawn" I was laughing and he was just pissing himself, I got closers and put the blade on his throat and started slicing, and I kept talking about how fun the game was
He then said "I think you'll get the points now, you can stop now, you can go"
I stopped and took a step back, watching him bleed all over, and then I said I was worried that the others were respawning soon and so I had to kill him so I slit his throat more and he died, then the dream ended or I don't remember the rest
My mind is one weird place
