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AN-94, the best rifle, here's why

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AN-94, the best rifle, here's why 2017-01-24 13:01:11


LOOK AT THIS BABY! It's got a 1800 ROF, muzzle vel of 900 m/s (THAT'S OVER 2900 ft YO), uses 5.45×39mm cartridges, can absolutely kill anything in a range of 700 meter, a cooling mechanism in it's barrel so it'll shoot more without overheating, the scope's got infra-red, can easily be held by one hand while drinking beer with the other and there's a gas tube in it's reciever so you can easily click the connector rod. You fuckers'll probably be saying "B-b-buh what about the Heckler & Koch G11?" FUCK H&K G11, THIS IS SOME REAL SHIT RIGHT HERE BRO!

nobody link or @ any female users to this thread, I'm doing a social experiment (just a prank brah) to see how long until one of them eventually comes up and posts in this thread (if you're one, then please post as soon as you read this), feel free to @ some other male users just so the xx chromosomes think there's an active discussion happening here

oh and talk about guns or specs or something, I dunno man, I just started talking about random number at the start

AN-94, the best rifle, here's why


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to AN-94, the best rifle, here's why 2017-01-24 13:03:59


I could give it a shot


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Response to AN-94, the best rifle, here's why 2017-01-24 13:08:08


At 1/24/17 01:03 PM, Gremlin wrote: I could give it a shot

you could do a lot more than just one shot brah, with the new VmF22 add-on you can essentially shoot twice as much and increase the dms by 37%!

AN-94, the best rifle, here's why


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to AN-94, the best rifle, here's why 2017-01-24 13:11:59


At 1/24/17 01:09 PM, Entice wrote: Who hurt you NG?

who didnt?

AN-94, the best rifle, here's why


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to AN-94, the best rifle, here's why 2017-01-24 13:25:37


what about female guys

are they allowed in


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Response to AN-94, the best rifle, here's why 2017-01-24 13:31:50


At 1/24/17 01:25 PM, Spedmallet wrote: what about female guys

are they allowed in

femboys with feminine penises are allowed entrance, yes


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to AN-94, the best rifle, here's why 2017-01-24 13:35:42


Looks sexy.

Response to AN-94, the best rifle, here's why 2017-01-24 13:38:45


At 1/24/17 01:31 PM, Radaketor wrote:
At 1/24/17 01:25 PM, Spedmallet wrote: what about female guys

are they allowed in
femboys with feminine penises are allowed entrance, yes

cool


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Response to AN-94, the best rifle, here's why 2017-01-24 13:54:26


At 1/24/17 01:38 PM, Spedmallet wrote:
At 1/24/17 01:31 PM, Radaketor wrote:
At 1/24/17 01:25 PM, Spedmallet wrote: what about female guys

are they allowed in
femboys with feminine penises are allowed entrance, yes
cool

n-no homo tho


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to AN-94, the best rifle, here's why 2017-01-24 13:57:49


French guns are ok.

Response to AN-94, the best rifle, here's why 2017-01-24 14:39:33


The AN-94 is a beauty amongst the assault rifles. The reloading, the mechanical parts working in harmony, and the crackle as each round makes its way down range. It's like music to my ears~


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Response to AN-94, the best rifle, here's why 2017-01-24 15:49:45


At 1/24/17 01:09 PM, Entice wrote: There sure are a lot of weird threads about women here
Who hurt you NG?

forgot to mention that it was more of a jab at this thread, as they weren't discreet

At 1/24/17 01:35 PM, WaffleCrisp wrote: Looks sexy.

thanks bby i try to look good 4 my fans

At 1/24/17 01:57 PM, MuramasasEdge wrote: French guns are ok.

don't they just fire a couple of times then quit working?

At 1/24/17 02:39 PM, Doctor933brains wrote: The AN-94 is a beauty amongst the assault rifles. The reloading, the mechanical parts working in harmony, and the crackle as each round makes its way down range. It's like music to my ears~

I especially enjoy the pow pow sound they make


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to AN-94, the best rifle, here's why 2017-01-24 16:39:02


At 1/24/17 03:49 PM, Radaketor wrote:
At 1/24/17 01:57 PM, MuramasasEdge wrote: French guns are ok.
don't they just fire a couple of times then quit working?

It's because you need to squeeze the trigger between the burst.

lolwut, my bad, a friend of mine told me the AN was french, last time i trust his speculation

Response to AN-94, the best rifle, here's why 2017-01-24 19:19:58


It was a fun gun to use in Battlefield 3 and Black Ops 2, but it still looks like a retarded AK-74 to me


Are you not Entertained ?!?

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Response to AN-94, the best rifle, here's why 2017-01-24 20:55:19


At 1/24/17 01:01 PM, Radaketor wrote: LOOK AT THIS BABY! It's got a 1800 ROF, muzzle vel of 900 m/s (THAT'S OVER 2900 ft YO), uses 5.45×39mm cartridges, can absolutely kill anything in a range of 700 meter,

Can you try it on your face?


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Response to AN-94, the best rifle, here's why 2017-01-24 21:13:45


At 1/24/17 08:55 PM, naronic wrote: Can you try it on your face?

YES

At 1/24/17 08:59 PM, Zornuzkull wrote: I prefer shotguns and revolvers tbh...

filthy peasant, I bet you also think an AK-47 has the biggest dpm per gas volume x 12mm


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to AN-94, the best rifle, here's why 2017-01-24 21:16:07


At 1/24/17 01:31 PM, Radaketor wrote:
At 1/24/17 01:25 PM, Spedmallet wrote: what about female guys

are they allowed in
femboys with feminine penises are allowed entrance, yes

I guess I'm the female then...

Also, I prefer my weeaboo katana

Response to AN-94, the best rifle, here's why 2017-01-24 21:25:01


At 1/24/17 09:18 PM, Zornuzkull wrote: https://youtu.be/4C1LARnXmiE

based Kermit, putting Obama where he belongs


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to AN-94, the best rifle, here's why 2017-01-24 21:26:39


At 1/24/17 09:16 PM, NightRaid-NG wrote: Also, I prefer my weeaboo katana

did you steal it


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Response to AN-94, the best rifle, here's why 2017-01-24 21:33:24


i lyk da ar 15

Response to AN-94, the best rifle, here's why 2017-01-24 21:42:03


At 1/24/17 09:16 PM, NightRaid-NG wrote: Also, I prefer my weeaboo katana

you are not a true gentleman, thus wielding a majestic katana is an insult at artists such as myself
leave now and I won't need to coat my blade in your sick, putrid, rancid, savage blood. this is your only warning

AN-94, the best rifle, here's why


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to AN-94, the best rifle, here's why 2017-01-24 21:50:39


At 1/24/17 09:42 PM, Radaketor wrote:
At 1/24/17 09:16 PM, NightRaid-NG wrote: Also, I prefer my weeaboo katana
you are not a true gentleman, thus wielding a majestic katana is an insult at artists such as myself
leave now and I won't need to coat my blade in your sick, putrid, rancid, savage blood. this is your only warning

Is that a challenge?

AN-94, the best rifle, here's why