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Birthday Parties

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Birthday Parties 2017-01-24 09:35:38


My 24th birthday is coming up (2/21) and as someone who always has had to suffer through some crazy snowstorm on her birthday, this has led to some interesting parties. I've enjoyed birthday parties at bowling alleys, roller rinks, restaurants, and house parties. It always usually involves someone getting their car stuck somewhere due to the amount of snow, or individuals not being able to come because of the bad weather.

All I want to do this year is eat some vanilla cake with buttercream frosting and drink champagne tbh.

Looking back on your years of life, what was your favorite birthday/birthday party & why?


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Response to Birthday Parties 2017-01-24 09:46:01 (edited 2017-01-24 09:46:38)


I haven't had an actual party since highschool. I've only got like two friends irl so the parties always ended up being coordinated by my mom who'd invite a bunch of my estranged cousins over. Super awkward.

For my 22nd I just called up my 2 friends and went to my favorite ramen bar downtown. They gave me a green tea brownie on the house but I gave it to one of my buddies.


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Response to Birthday Parties 2017-01-24 09:56:30


At 1/24/17 09:46 AM, Chdonga wrote: For my 22nd I just called up my 2 friends and went to my favorite ramen bar downtown. They gave me a green tea brownie on the house but I gave it to one of my buddies.

Damn... I had the flu on my 21st. I still went out drinking though.


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Response to Birthday Parties 2017-01-24 12:57:43


my fave was when i was 8, because that's the year i was adopted

Response to Birthday Parties 2017-01-24 14:01:11


I don't celebrate.


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Response to Birthday Parties 2017-01-24 18:11:03


I thought your birthday parties would be a bit more XXXtreme...


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to Birthday Parties 2017-01-24 19:04:20


My 28th birthday me and the gang went to Detriot Comic con, We cosplayed as castle crashers

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I live in fire and pain. The turmoild of the world is your problem

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Response to Birthday Parties 2017-01-24 19:37:32 (edited 2017-01-24 19:38:03)


When I was about 12-13, a friend of my parents had a 16th birthday for their daughter. They rented out a building in this sport and playground place in the woods; I spent the day running around and exploring.

As far as my own birthdays, I never had a birthday party exempt once when I was about 6; I can't really remember it.

Response to Birthday Parties 2017-01-24 21:29:41


At 1/24/17 06:11 PM, Painbringer wrote: I thought your birthday parties would be a bit more XXXtreme...

Only from 18+


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Response to Birthday Parties 2017-01-24 21:30:16


At 1/24/17 07:04 PM, incisor wrote: My 28th birthday me and the gang went to Detriot Comic con, We cosplayed as castle crashers

is this real holy shit I'm in love


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Response to Birthday Parties 2017-01-24 21:34:15


never had one
never really went to any either cuz no friends for the most part, the couple of rare instances when I did get an invite it was to go to the summer home of a rich kid in my class, essentially everyone just went to the pool, sang happy birthday and hung out there while I stayed indoors and just watched TV with two maids

At 1/24/17 07:04 PM, incisor wrote: My 28th birthday me and the gang went to Detriot Comic con, We cosplayed as castle crashers

who's that hunk playing the Pink Knight?


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to Birthday Parties 2017-01-24 21:40:37


I'm pretty shoddy with my memory....
I think my 8th birthday. I dunno.

Response to Birthday Parties 2017-01-25 08:46:41


At 1/24/17 09:30 PM, Alias wrote:
At 1/24/17 07:04 PM, incisor wrote: My 28th birthday me and the gang went to Detriot Comic con, We cosplayed as castle crashers
is this real holy shit I'm in love

I lied am way too big to be in that pic. I am a fraud i din do nutint, but eat ice cream and cake in the bathtub.


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Response to Birthday Parties 2017-01-25 08:47:32


At 1/24/17 09:30 PM, Alias wrote:
At 1/24/17 07:04 PM, incisor wrote: My 28th birthday me and the gang went to Detriot Comic con, We cosplayed as castle crashers
is this real holy shit I'm in love

I wish to.


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Response to Birthday Parties 2017-01-25 08:55:20


This is the most depressing string of responses I've ever seen. I want to eat cake just due to the sadness it has brought upon me


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Response to Birthday Parties 2017-01-26 10:58:00


At 1/26/17 10:16 AM, INDINDIND wrote:
At 1/25/17 08:55 AM, Alias wrote: This is the most depressing string of responses I've ever seen. I want to eat cake just due to the sadness it has brought upon me
On my 18th birthday, I worked a shift at McDonald's, that I didn't even have to do. Then I went home and slept.

Holy shit please see the above post by me


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Response to Birthday Parties 2017-01-26 13:51:02


My 23rd birthday was mostly me being at home, alone in my room. Later my friends dropped by for a quick visit, gave me a big beer can and said "we're on a rush, got to go".

I had cake... well, at least this time they visit me, oh and the beer was kinda nice too.


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Response to Birthday Parties 2017-01-26 14:03:42


At 1/26/17 01:51 PM, Gremlin wrote: My 23rd birthday was mostly me being at home, alone in my room. Later my friends dropped by for a quick visit, gave me a big beer can and said "we're on a rush, got to go".

Over half of the people that were supposed to be at mine didn't show up due to a snowstorm, but h well, because I still had cake. :)


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Response to Birthday Parties 2017-01-26 14:09:57


At 1/25/17 08:55 AM, Alias wrote: This is the most depressing string of responses I've ever seen. I want to eat cake just due to the sadness it has brought upon me

You tell me to enjoy life - I wish I could but it's too late.


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Response to Birthday Parties 2017-01-26 14:46:50


At 1/26/17 02:09 PM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 1/25/17 08:55 AM, Alias wrote: This is the most depressing string of responses I've ever seen. I want to eat cake just due to the sadness it has brought upon me
You tell me to enjoy life - I wish I could but it's too late.

are you a ghost


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Response to Birthday Parties 2017-01-26 15:20:57


At 1/26/17 01:11 PM, Hacklyn wrote: @Radaketor: There comes a time when everyone must experience something important. Eat cake at a fun party. Also, enjoy your birthday. If it's better to do that alone then enjoy it alone. But just enjoy for the heck of it, if you will.

i doubt a lousy birthday would be an important experience but thanks bae

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Response to Birthday Parties 2017-01-26 15:36:49


I do not commemorate my encroaching demise. Not by party or any other event.

At 1/24/17 09:35 AM, Alias wrote: It always usually involves someone getting their car stuck somewhere due to the amount of snow, or individuals not being able to come because of the bad weather.

An apt scene.


"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"

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Response to Birthday Parties 2017-01-26 15:43:34


At 1/26/17 03:36 PM, satanbrain wrote:
It always usually involves someone getting their car stuck somewhere due to the amount of snow, or individuals not being able to come because of the bad weather.
An apt scene.

Please elaborate


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Response to Birthday Parties 2017-01-26 15:48:53 (edited 2017-01-26 15:49:58)


I usually celebrate it with friends, it's not really a big deal. The best thing you can get for your birthday with friends like mine is weed, which is more than enough btw. A birthday is not that important if you think about it

Response to Birthday Parties 2017-01-26 16:37:33


At 1/26/17 03:43 PM, Alias wrote:
At 1/26/17 03:36 PM, satanbrain wrote:
It always usually involves someone getting their car stuck somewhere due to the amount of snow, or individuals not being able to come because of the bad weather.
An apt scene.
Please elaborate

The snow piles and delays as your life decrease and you grow old(er).


"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"

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Response to Birthday Parties 2017-01-26 17:34:54


At 1/26/17 04:37 PM, satanbrain wrote: The snow piles and delays as your life decrease and you grow old(er).

Shit I like being in my 20's lmao


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Response to Birthday Parties 2017-01-26 18:27:43


I read "Birthday Panties" by mistake and was immediately disappointed with this thread.

Typing of disappointment, I told the decorator to do whatever she felt like to my cake. Any kind of iciing. Any colors. Any flavor of cake. So, I bought the cake, took it home, and ate it by myself over the course of roughly two days. It's a tradition I started four years ago, and the decorators seem to enjoy making my cake as hideous as possible before I arrive to get it. One told me it's depressing to see a man buy his own birthday cake. Then, she handed me this.

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Response to Birthday Parties 2017-01-26 23:35:00 (edited 2017-01-26 23:37:43)


At 1/26/17 02:03 PM, Alias wrote: Over half of the people that were supposed to be at mine didn't show up due to a snowstorm, but h well, because I still had cake. :)

And that's why it was the best day ever.

At 1/26/17 08:20 PM, INDINDIND wrote:
At 1/26/17 01:11 PM, Hacklyn wrote: @INDINDIND: You're overdue for a treat. Get one.
I'll consume your pussy as a treat

You bitch, keep your slimy body parts away from my sweet @Hacklyn


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Response to Birthday Parties 2017-01-27 08:57:46


At 1/27/17 07:30 AM, Hacklyn wrote: What bakery is it? Let's blam it! If there's one thing we do well it's blamming the hell outta stuff!!!

Why would I want that? I told her to do anything she wanted, and she enjoyed throwing everything at it. Well, everything edible that one might associate with a simple birthday cake. I didn't find nails or anything like that... though I did pick up a bucket of fried chicken once from that store and I guess someone thought it would be funny to sprinkle pennies all over the food then put the lid back on it. What a waste of good, but not good for you, food.

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At 1/26/17 02:46 PM, Alias wrote: are you a ghost

I'm your ghost.


Teacher, goth, communist, cynic, alcoholic, master swordsman, king of shitpoasts.

It's better to die together than to live alone.

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