Everyone keeps saying, if/when/(shit, it happened already) Trump is elected, they're going to flee to Canada. Dafuq? Why Canada? Canada is a frozen wasteland hellhole. If you're going to move to another country, why not a good country? I get the whole "but I wanna speak english" thing, but you know there are other countries that speak english and literally all of them are better than Canada?
Personally, my first choice would be Australia. That place is fucking beautiful. Australians have wild fucking parrots on their lawns. How fucking awesome would that be? And the sun? Holy shit, it's like the sunniest fucking country ever. Seriously, it's fucking beautiful, go look at pictures of it. Some people will be like, wait, don't they have all 10 of the top 10 most venomous animals in the world? I mean sure, but, you know that North America is covered in bears, pumas and coyotes, and if you're moving to Canada, those are going to be more of a thing. And the fact is, the leading cause of death in Australia is still heart disease, not venomous creatures.
If you can't handle Australia, there's still England, Scotland, Ireland and New Zealand. There are also a lot of countries that kinda speak english, like India, Nigeria, South Africa, Singapore and Belize. So why the hell is Canada anybody's first choice? Go fuck yourself, Canada.
