Gamechanger Questionnaire 4

[TheGamechanger]

My other 3 questionnaires were all successful, so I think enough time passed for another one.

1.) What's the worst thing you've said to someone that you legitimately regret saying?

2.) Have you ever witnessed a crime firsthand? If so then how many crimes have you seen firsthand and what were they?

3.) What would you do to make the world a better place assuming that you had the political power and money to do so?

4.) What's the worst injury you've had, and what caused said injury?

5.) Have you ever had to do jury duty? If so, what was the court case about?

6.) You're walking out in the woods and the trail you're on splits into two. One path is large, well-worn, and looks safe, while the other path is narrower, isn't as well-worn, and looks more adventurous. Which of those paths would you take and why?

Bonus Question for 6.) There are now three paths to choose from, and its condition is a mixture of the first path and the second path. One path leads to civilization, one path leads deeper into the wilderness, and another path leads to a wolves' den and/or a bear's den. There are no clues as to which path leads to where, so which path would you take and why?

7.) It's night out and you're unknowingly being stalked by creepy dangerous-looking circus clowns wearing nothing but clown makeup. On instinct you turn around and notice them. It's too dark to tell if they have weapons or not. What do you do?

8.) You're in Hollywood and you have the money and means to make the movie of your choosing. The movie can be about any subject that you want. So what would the name of this movie be and what would it be about?

[TheGamechanger]

At 9/26/16 11:27 AM, memedreamexcalibur64 wrote: eight f*cking questions? are you insane. no one has time to answer eight questions

Your statement is invalid. All my other questionnaires had more than 8 questions.

[Chdonga]

1.) What's the worst thing you've said to someone that you legitimately regret saying?

I care about you.

2.) Have you ever witnessed a crime firsthand? If so then how many crimes have you seen firsthand and what were they?

I witnessed my uncle download an mp3 from Youtube to mp3.

3.) What would you do to make the world a better place assuming that you had the political power and money to do so?

Remove Islam.

4.) What's the worst injury you've had, and what caused said injury?

Being in love.

5.) Have you ever had to do jury duty? If so, what was the court case about?

I was summoned but I never got called to court.

6.) You're walking out in the woods and the trail you're on splits into two. One path is large, well-worn, and looks safe, while the other path is narrower, isn't as well-worn, and looks more adventurous. Which of those paths would you take and why?

Obviously take the safer road.

Bonus Question for 6.) There are now three paths to choose from...

Did I fucking stutter?

7.) It's night out and you're unknowingly being stalked by creepy dangerous-looking circus clowns wearing nothing but clown makeup. On instinct you turn around and notice them. It's too dark to tell if they have weapons or not. What do you do?

Shine a light.

8.) You're in Hollywood and you have the money and means to make the movie of your choosing. The movie can be about any subject that you want. So what would the name of this movie be and what would it be about?

A movie about black people eliminating the Aryan race through mixed race couples.

[YonusBahtzee]

At 9/26/16 11:14 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: My other 3 questionnaires were all successful, so I think enough time passed for another one.

Cool. I like these.

1.) What's the worst thing you've said to someone that you legitimately regret saying?

I honestly don't know.

2.) Have you ever witnessed a crime firsthand? If so then how many crimes have you seen firsthand and what were they?

I don't think I have.

3.) What would you do to make the world a better place assuming that you had the political power and money to do so?

Genetically engineer domestic Japanese cat girls.

4.) What's the worst injury you've had, and what caused said injury?

I believe when I was younger I burned both my hands on a curling iron. That wasn't fun.

5.) Have you ever had to do jury duty? If so, what was the court case about?

Nah.

6.) You're walking out in the woods and the trail you're on splits into two. One path is large, well-worn, and looks safe, while the other path is narrower, isn't as well-worn, and looks more adventurous. Which of those paths would you take and why?

The first. Cause I'm a puss puss.

Bonus Question for 6.) There are now three paths to choose from, and its condition is a mixture of the first path and the second path. One path leads to civilization, one path leads deeper into the wilderness, and another path leads to a wolves' den and/or a bear's den. There are no clues as to which path leads to where, so which path would you take and why?

The first still. I'm a reeeally big puss puss.

7.) It's night out and you're unknowingly being stalked by creepy dangerous-looking circus clowns wearing nothing but clown makeup. On instinct you turn around and notice them. It's too dark to tell if they have weapons or not. What do you do?

Make like a hockey stick and get the fuck outta there.

like a puss puss.
8.) You're in Hollywood and you have the money and means to make the movie of your choosing. The movie can be about any subject that you want. So what would the name of this movie be and what would it be about?

I don't know what the name would be, but it would basically be "Bruce Almighty" if it were 100% serious. It would cover the general concept of a mortal man being given the infinite strength and power of a god while still having the flawed nature of man within him and the gruesome, horrendous results that would come of this all told through an interesting and existential narrative.

[Natick]

At 9/26/16 11:14 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: 1.) What's the worst thing you've said to someone that you legitimately regret saying?

telling my mother that i wish i was an abortion was pretty awful, we're on better terms now, it was a long time ago

2.) Have you ever witnessed a crime firsthand? If so then how many crimes have you seen firsthand and what were they?

someone burned down my house during a vacation and there was a break-in and robbery at my high-school but i never actually witnessed those

3.) What would you do to make the world a better place assuming that you had the political power and money to do so?

cut military spending by half and pour all of that money into education, especially in poor and underprivileged communities

4.) What's the worst injury you've had, and what caused said injury?

i slipped in a public restroom and broke my fall with my right elbow. was in a cast for a month. some of the broken bone might still be in there

5.) Have you ever had to do jury duty? If so, what was the court case about?

not yet

7.) It's night out and you're unknowingly being stalked by creepy dangerous-looking circus clowns wearing nothing but clown makeup. On instinct you turn around and notice them. It's too dark to tell if they have weapons or not. What do you do?

whip out my dick, run directly at them and scream all of pennywise's lines that i could remember

8.) You're in Hollywood and you have the money and means to make the movie of your choosing. The movie can be about any subject that you want. So what would the name of this movie be and what would it be about?

i'm writing two feature-length screenplays right now and only one i have any faith in getting made but it won't cost much. if i wanted to do something with a big budget, maybe it would be set in world war 1, idk

[NanoRim]

1.) What's the worst thing you've said to someone that you legitimately regret saying?

There is a lot of dumb things I've said in the past that I genuinely regret saying now.

2.) Have you ever witnessed a crime firsthand? If so then how many crimes have you seen firsthand and what were they?

I have not witnessed a crime.

3.) What would you do to make the world a better place assuming that you had the political power and money to do so?

Provide more food/beverages/resources for those in need and I guess donate money to a good cause.

4.) What's the worst injury you've had, and what caused said injury?

When I was five or six, I ran through my house and slammed my head against the corner of a wall whilst letting out a blood-curdling scream. It left a pretty nasty goose egg on my forehead that lasted a couple of months.

5.) Have you ever had to do jury duty? If so, what was the court case about?

Nope.

6.) You're walking out in the woods and the trail you're on splits into two. One path is large, well-worn, and looks safe, while the other path is narrower, isn't as well-worn, and looks more adventurous. Which of those paths would you take and why?

Depends on what my objective is and how dangerous the other path is.

Bonus Question for 6.) There are now three paths to choose from, and its condition is a mixture of the first path and the second path. One path leads to civilization, one path leads deeper into the wilderness, and another path leads to a wolves' den and/or a bear's den. There are no clues as to which path leads to where, so which path would you take and why?

Refer to my previous answer.

7.) It's night out and you're unknowingly being stalked by creepy dangerous-looking circus clowns wearing nothing but clown makeup. On instinct you turn around and notice them. It's too dark to tell if they have weapons or not. What do you do?

If they overstep their boundaries and diplomacy fails, I'll take a swing at them and go out like a hero.

8.) You're in Hollywood and you have the money and means to make the movie of your choosing. The movie can be about any subject that you want. So what would the name of this movie be and what would it be about?

Proper animated Mario adapting... assuming Nintendo is up for it.

[StaticSkull]

At 9/26/16 11:14 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: My other 3 questionnaires were all successful, so I think enough time passed for another one.

1.) What's the worst thing you've said to someone that you legitimately regret saying?

kys

2.) Have you ever witnessed a crime firsthand? If so then how many crimes have you seen firsthand and what were they?

i got stabbed when i was like 12 or something

3.) What would you do to make the world a better place assuming that you had the political power and money to do so?

slap the bad people in the face with my balls

4.) What's the worst injury you've had, and what caused said injury?

spraining my middle finger. i jammed it on a column

5.) Have you ever had to do jury duty? If so, what was the court case about?

no

6.) You're walking out in the woods and the trail you're on splits into two. One path is large, well-worn, and looks safe, while the other path is narrower, isn't as well-worn, and looks more adventurous. Which of those paths would you take and why?

adventurous

Bonus Question for 6.) There are now three paths to choose from, and its condition is a mixture of the first path and the second path. One path leads to civilization, one path leads deeper into the wilderness, and another path leads to a wolves' den and/or a bear's den. There are no clues as to which path leads to where, so which path would you take and why?

wolve's den becuz i wouldn't care at that point

7.) It's night out and you're unknowingly being stalked by creepy dangerous-looking circus clowns wearing nothing but clown makeup. On instinct you turn around and notice them. It's too dark to tell if they have weapons or not. What do you do?

lunge at them and squeeze their ballsacks

8.) You're in Hollywood and you have the money and means to make the movie of your choosing. The movie can be about any subject that you want. So what would the name of this movie be and what would it be about?

Black Plague v2.0
about an advanced version of the plague that turns people into monsters

[TheMadWasp]

At 9/26/16 11:14 AM, TheGamechanger wrote:
1.) What's the worst thing you've said to someone that you legitimately regret saying?

I once said to someone that they were 50% human 50% gay. It was a joke that I worded completely wrong.

2.) Have you ever witnessed a crime firsthand? If so then how many crimes have you seen firsthand and what were they?

No.

3.) What would you do to make the world a better place assuming that you had the political power and money to do so?

You think I'm smart enough to answer this question?

4.) What's the worst injury you've had, and what caused said injury?

I smashed my finger with a sledgehammer once, the nail came off and there was blood everywhere.

5.) Have you ever had to do jury duty? If so, what was the court case about?

No.

6.) You're walking out in the woods and the trail you're on splits into two. One path is large, well-worn, and looks safe, while the other path is narrower, isn't as well-worn, and looks more adventurous. Which of those paths would you take and why?

I don't go walking in the woods.

Bonus Question for 6.) There are now three paths to choose from, and its condition is a mixture of the first path and the second path. One path leads to civilization, one path leads deeper into the wilderness, and another path leads to a wolves' den and/or a bear's den. There are no clues as to which path leads to where, so which path would you take and why?

I DON'T GO WALKING IN THE FUCKING WOODS.

7.) It's night out and you're unknowingly being stalked by creepy dangerous-looking circus clowns wearing nothing but clown makeup. On instinct you turn around and notice them. It's too dark to tell if they have weapons or not. What do you do?

Walk away like nothing happened.

8.) You're in Hollywood and you have the money and means to make the movie of your choosing. The movie can be about any subject that you want. So what would the name of this movie be and what would it be about?

I have no idea.

[TheGamechanger]

At 9/30/16 06:23 PM, KingiOgh wrote: I will never read this wall. You would do 1 or 2 questions.

That wall is nothing compared to Loki's annual questionnaires. If you compare the length of the first Gamechanger Questionnaire all the way to Gamechanger Questionnaire 4 then you'll see that I've been cutting back on the number of questions.