Bob, Scott, and Joe were walking down the street and happen to walk by the HQ for the Guinness World Records. Bob says "I think i have the smallest hands in the world" Bob walks in, 10 minutes later he returns with a big smile on his face, carrying a certificate and a check. Scott says "I think I have the smallest feet in the world." Scott walks in, 10 minutes later, he returns with a big smile on his face. He also earned a certificate and a check. Finally Joe looks down and says "I think I have the smallest penis in the world." Joe walks in, and returns after a long 45 minutes. Joe is pissed off and he doesnt have a certificate or a check like his friends did. Bob asks, "what happened?". Joe growls and says, "I was so close to getting it. I came in second to some 'Donald Trump' asshole"
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