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I thought Canadians were nice

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I thought Canadians were nice 2016-09-23 13:29:45


I told this Canadian to blow me, and he smacked me in the face with a hockey stick. What gives?


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Response to I thought Canadians were nice 2016-09-23 13:39:32


At 9/23/16 01:37 PM, zornuzkull wrote: The only people more violent than the Canadians are the British...

Austrailians

Response to I thought Canadians were nice 2016-09-23 13:43:36


Hockey is a cool sport

I love going to hockey games


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Response to I thought Canadians were nice 2016-09-23 14:27:08


At 9/23/16 01:54 PM, DELUCA2400 wrote:
At 9/23/16 01:43 PM, Kayleeee wrote: Hockey is a cool sport

I love going to hockey games
Was the pun intended?

Isn't it always


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Response to I thought Canadians were nice 2016-09-23 14:27:27


At 9/23/16 01:39 PM, Gershon wrote:
At 9/23/16 01:37 PM, zornuzkull wrote: The only people more violent than the Canadians are the British...
Austrailians

Mmm @Ishmaelist


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Response to I thought Canadians were nice 2016-09-23 14:43:00


Maybe try hooking up AFTER the game.


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to I thought Canadians were nice 2016-09-23 18:16:05


At 9/23/16 02:43 PM, Painbringer wrote: Maybe try hooking up AFTER the game.

But I wanna do it before the game!!


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At 9/23/16 06:16 PM, Brandon wrote: But I wanna do it before the game!!

Pretty hard catching them right before practice.

Edit:
Maybe if you know some you could meet up in their hotel room for a morning shower.


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to I thought Canadians were nice 2016-09-23 18:23:41


At 9/23/16 01:29 PM, Brandon wrote: I told this Canadian to blow me, and he smacked me in the face with a hockey stick. What gives?

You're probably talking like a Canadian stereotype.


Time to bust a move and get it started. Time's wastin'.

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Response to I thought Canadians were nice 2016-09-23 19:11:23


"Hockey stick" is Canadian slang for penis, so didn't you get what you wanted anyway?

Response to I thought Canadians were nice 2016-09-23 19:27:30


At 9/23/16 07:11 PM, Bit wrote: "Hockey stick" is Canadian slang for penis, so didn't you get what you wanted anyway?

I thought "Kim Possible" was slang for "penis" in canada


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Response to I thought Canadians were nice 2016-09-23 19:33:41


You tried to get a bj from a stranger. Nice only goes so far.

Response to I thought Canadians were nice 2016-09-23 19:38:17


At 9/23/16 07:27 PM, Brandon wrote:
At 9/23/16 07:11 PM, Bit wrote: "Hockey stick" is Canadian slang for penis, so didn't you get what you wanted anyway?
I thought "Kim Possible" was slang for "penis" in canada

Actually "Kim Possible" is slang for "best waifu" everywhere.

Response to I thought Canadians were nice 2016-09-23 19:49:50


At 9/23/16 07:38 PM, Bit wrote: Actually "Kim Possible" is slang for "best waifu" everywhere.

oh dear you sure do know on how to make a pony blushies


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Response to I thought Canadians were nice 2016-09-23 23:36:25


He was upset cuz he lost the game

Response to I thought Canadians were nice 2016-09-24 12:22:45


At 9/23/16 01:29 PM, Brandon wrote: I told this Canadian to blow me, and he smacked me in the face with a hockey stick. What gives?

No reason to be a Canadian idiot...

Response to I thought Canadians were nice 2016-09-24 12:40:10


At 9/23/16 01:29 PM, Brandon wrote: I told this Canadian to blow me, and he smacked me in the face with a hockey stick. What gives?

Just put this on his window at nighttime.

I thought Canadians were nice


As a Canadian, that seemed like a fairly nice response.

Hoser.

Response to I thought Canadians were nice 2016-09-24 15:34:57


Canadians say aboot.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to I thought Canadians were nice 2016-09-24 16:24:42


I think all the meanness in Canada is concentrated into Pat Stay.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnoW6GsGxIM


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Response to I thought Canadians were nice 2016-09-25 02:12:04


Canada is the worst fucking country in the world.

I'd rather live in Nigeria.


fuk

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