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It's The Zombie Apocalypse....

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It's The Zombie Apocalypse.... 2016-08-24 04:05:45


You get to bring ONE person (famous or non-famous), A Lifetime Supply of One and ONLY One type of food, and you get one weapon with unlimited ammunition.

Who do you bring? What food are you eating until your death? What weapon will you be dawning?

Go....


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Response to It's The Zombie Apocalypse.... 2016-08-24 04:21:09


I bring Brandi Love, an m18 rifle (with silencer and extended clip), and then bring me a lifetime supply of hot pockets :)


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Response to It's The Zombie Apocalypse.... 2016-08-24 04:28:51


At 8/24/16 04:13 AM, annefrankfanficfan64 wrote: i bring a can of spinach and popeye

Respect :)... but what is your weapon of choice? Is Popeye WITH the spinach a weapon in itself?


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Response to It's The Zombie Apocalypse.... 2016-08-24 04:43:03


At 8/24/16 04:05 AM, RoboRick wrote: You get to bring ONE person (famous or non-famous), A Lifetime Supply of One and ONLY One type of food, and you get one weapon with unlimited ammunition.

Who do you bring?

ETHAN BRADBERRY

What food are you eating until your death?

mashed potatoes

What weapon will you be dawning?

either a fisted dildo or... I BEAT THE SH!T OUTTA THEM WITH MY GUITAR!!!

Response to It's The Zombie Apocalypse.... 2016-08-24 08:54:30


I ain't bringing nobody and I ain't bringing no food fuck y'all I'm audi 5000 rip


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Response to It's The Zombie Apocalypse.... 2016-08-24 09:05:41


At 8/24/16 04:05 AM, RoboRick wrote: You get to bring ONE person (famous or non-famous), A Lifetime Supply of One and ONLY One type of food, and you get one weapon with unlimited ammunition.

Who do you bring? What food are you eating until your death? What weapon will you be dawning?

Go....

a friend of mine who is good in the woods and at shooting various weapons.

i'd bring trail mix. lots in there that's good to survive on. but why later say that's the thing i eat till my death? cuz, i'd surely find or kill something else to eat.

probably a ruger 10/22


"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"

Response to It's The Zombie Apocalypse.... 2016-08-24 11:28:35


@DeftonesFan665, tacos, and a flamethrower.

Response to It's The Zombie Apocalypse.... 2016-08-24 19:01:07


At 8/24/16 01:46 PM, Homicidee wrote: i think ill just commit suicide the day it starts.

Are you just going to close your eyes and walk right into a herd of zombies?


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to It's The Zombie Apocalypse.... 2016-08-24 19:04:59


At 8/24/16 07:02 PM, Aria5 wrote: I'd do that too, with the waifu of course.

Have fun getting eaten out...


A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to It's The Zombie Apocalypse.... 2016-08-24 19:14:43


I'll just carry a sawed off double barrel shotgun and the food i'll end up eating until I die would be Spaghetti and meatballs and the person i'll bring with me would be some Russian guy.


I turn water into water

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Response to It's The Zombie Apocalypse.... 2016-08-24 21:16:49


Person: My best friend
Food: BLTs with cheese
I substitute my weapon with a ranch to raise vultures. Since vultures eat carrion, they'd make for the best zombie killing machine.


Give me cash and receive arts!

(thanks for the years of Lulu/Payne r34 my loyal dealers)

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Response to It's The Zombie Apocalypse.... 2016-08-24 21:37:50


At 8/24/16 08:18 PM, PunkRockZombie wrote: Hey I just remembered! During the zombie apocalypse....I'll be chilling back watching Michael Jackson perform thriller.

Sweet..!

You definitely get bonus points for creativity lol


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Response to It's The Zombie Apocalypse.... 2016-08-24 21:40:49


Alexis Texas, corned beef brisket, and a big ass knife (;

checks title of post.

Oh FUCK! I thought this was a "stuck on an island" type thing-... Oh FUCK!!''''

*hacks futilely at zombies screaming at the top of his drunk lungs while Alexis Texas tries desperately to call for a chopper by twerking her big butt on a couch.

Response to It's The Zombie Apocalypse.... 2016-08-25 00:07:11


At 8/24/16 09:40 PM, PussyShark wrote: Alexis Texas, corned beef brisket, and a big ass knife (;
Oh FUCK! I thought this was a "stuck on an island" type thing-... Oh FUCK!!''''

Luckily these are slow moving zombies so you have a shot :)


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Response to It's The Zombie Apocalypse.... 2016-08-25 00:13:34


God damnit, Roborick. Stop being such a friendly guy. It's so cute and makes me blushies everytime I read your posts omfg~ <3 <3

It's The Zombie Apocalypse....


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Response to It's The Zombie Apocalypse.... 2016-08-25 03:14:35


At 8/25/16 12:13 AM, RainbowDashBestWaifu wrote: God damnit, Roborick. Stop being such a friendly guy. It's so cute and makes me blushies everytime I read your posts omfg~ <3 <3

Fine, I will make an assertive effort to act like a total douche from now on :)


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Response to It's The Zombie Apocalypse.... 2016-08-25 04:31:02


I bring Sean Bean to boost my likelihood of survival, an infinite supply of dodo meat, and the weapon of choice is a colony drop.


In case of a Zombie Apocalypse:

I would have some kind of a pizza with various stuff on it as the food;

I would grab a body pillow with Sonata drawn on it mostly because body pillows don't require food, or anything beyond usual pillow maintenance, and besides, I'm not too good with humans anyway;

As for weapons, I would have a Glock loaded with RIP bullets as the weapon.


If Friendship is truly Magic, then I'm little more than a muggle in this regard...

Response to It's The Zombie Apocalypse.... 2016-08-26 05:13:10


A fully matured tame cowgirl with milk enhancers, specially treated for longevity and crossbreeding fertility.
A bag of fertilized seeds and shoots.
Metal Gear REX-3.

Now I can get a drink anytime, grow my own food, and tear down zombies with ease from the safety of an armored killdozer++.


PU PI PI PU PI PIII

PU PI PI PU PI PIII

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Response to It's The Zombie Apocalypse.... 2016-08-26 21:01:03


Damn we reached Page 2 :)

Some of your responses had me on the floor laughing!


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Response to It's The Zombie Apocalypse.... 2016-08-26 21:02:35


At 8/26/16 09:01 PM, PunkRockZombie wrote:
At 8/26/16 09:01 PM, RoboRick wrote:
I bet mine was of one of em.

You are a funny human being :)


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