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hey! 2016-08-23 04:01:57


hey everyone. im new here so welcome me!

Response to hey! 2016-08-23 04:03:47


At 8/23/16 04:01 AM, jatora wrote: hey everyone. im new here so welcome me!

Hi! Welcome to this great community. There are a lot of great friendly people here. You'll get a lot of meany heads on the forums and people who can't relate to you and get defensive if you have a great intellect.

But for the most part it's good. A lot of weeboos if ur into that thing too!


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Response to hey! 2016-08-23 04:04:35


At 8/23/16 04:01 AM, jatora wrote: hey everyone. im new here so welcome me!

Hi. You have a vagina. Want to do sex?

Response to hey! 2016-08-23 04:04:38


Says you've been a member since 2008. Fake and gay.


The color of your skin is your uniform in this ultimate battle for the survival of the West.

Response to hey! 2016-08-23 04:05:23


At 8/23/16 04:04 AM, DOOKIEMALLO wrote: Says you've been a member since 2008. Fake and gay.

sorry! i mean to say its my first day posting. i created this account years ago and forgot about it. only now do i feel like entering the community!

Response to hey! 2016-08-23 04:05:35


At 8/23/16 04:04 AM, Wadezilla wrote:
At 8/23/16 04:01 AM, jatora wrote: hey everyone. im new here so welcome me!
Hi. You have a vagina. Want to do sex?

wow.

Response to hey! 2016-08-23 04:05:38


At 8/23/16 04:04 AM, Wadezilla wrote:
At 8/23/16 04:01 AM, jatora wrote: hey everyone. im new here so welcome me!
Hi. You have a vagina. Want to do sex?

How do you know she has a vagina? You cis male scum. Check your privilege.


The color of your skin is your uniform in this ultimate battle for the survival of the West.

Response to hey! 2016-08-23 04:06:22


At 8/23/16 04:03 AM, sharpnova wrote:
At 8/23/16 04:01 AM, jatora wrote: hey everyone. im new here so welcome me!
Hi! Welcome to this great community. There are a lot of great friendly people here. You'll get a lot of meany heads on the forums and people who can't relate to you and get defensive if you have a great intellect.

But for the most part it's good. A lot of weeboos if ur into that thing too!

thanks! it seems like some jerks are already replying here. but o well. its hard being a woman online when so many prepubescent men are idolizing you.

Response to hey! 2016-08-23 04:11:42


At 8/23/16 04:05 AM, jatora wrote:
At 8/23/16 04:04 AM, Wadezilla wrote:
At 8/23/16 04:01 AM, jatora wrote: hey everyone. im new here so welcome me!
Hi. You have a vagina. Want to do sex?
wow.

Yes wow. My funfun touch sky and make lots of cums.

Response to hey! 2016-08-23 04:12:02


I am shocked and disgusted by these sexist replies.

I want you to know that most people here aren't like that. Only the ones who are virgins and really angry about it.


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Response to hey! 2016-08-23 04:16:23 (edited 2016-08-23 04:16:48)


At 8/23/16 04:12 AM, sharpnova wrote: I am shocked and disgusted by these sexist replies.

I want you to know that most people here aren't like that. Only the ones who are virgins and really angry about it.

You shouldn't be offended, a lot of people on here are just trolls, they say these things to intentionally piss people off and that's it.


The color of your skin is your uniform in this ultimate battle for the survival of the West.

Response to hey! 2016-08-23 04:16:31


I'm sure you are, OP


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Response to hey! 2016-08-23 04:21:23


At 8/23/16 04:12 AM, sharpnova wrote: I am shocked and disgusted by these sexist replies.

I want you to know that most people here aren't like that. Only the ones who are virgins and really angry about it.

Perhaps your shock and disgust is merely a guise for your jealousy, yes? I'd be jealous too if I was an uggo who was too un-pretty to be a candidate for luscious Wadezilla wang.

Response to hey! 2016-08-23 04:21:33


At 8/23/16 04:01 AM, jatora wrote: hey everyone. im new here so welcome me!

Welcome to the Forum :)


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Response to hey! 2016-08-23 04:24:37


At 8/23/16 04:21 AM, Wadezilla wrote: Perhaps your shock and disgust is merely a guise for your jealousy, yes? I'd be jealous too if I was an uggo who was too un-pretty to be a candidate for luscious Wadezilla wang.

lol seems like you're pretty jaded

Response to hey! 2016-08-23 04:27:30


At 8/23/16 04:21 AM, RoboRick wrote:
At 8/23/16 04:01 AM, jatora wrote: hey everyone. im new here so welcome me!
Welcome to the Forum :)

thanks!

Response to hey! 2016-08-23 04:30:25


At 8/23/16 04:24 AM, jatora wrote:
At 8/23/16 04:21 AM, Wadezilla wrote: Perhaps your shock and disgust is merely a guise for your jealousy, yes? I'd be jealous too if I was an uggo who was too un-pretty to be a candidate for luscious Wadezilla wang.
lol seems like you're pretty jaded

If by jaded you mean that I have a beautiful penis, then you are correct. That being said, let's try this fresh. Hi, I'm Wadezilla. I enjoy Thai food, hiking, sunsets over the Pacific ocean and romantic nautical fiction. Want to ding my dong and let me wear you like a hat?

Response to hey! 2016-08-23 04:34:34



If by jaded you mean that I have a beautiful penis, then you are correct. That being said, let's try this fresh. Hi, I'm Wadezilla. I enjoy Thai food, hiking, sunsets over the Pacific ocean and romantic nautical fiction. Want to ding my dong and let me wear you like a hat?

Sadly, many girls would fall for this guy.


The color of your skin is your uniform in this ultimate battle for the survival of the West.

Response to hey! 2016-08-23 04:45:59 (edited 2016-08-23 04:56:21)


welcome to the land of dick jokes and shitposting.

At 8/23/16 04:12 AM, sharpnova wrote: I am shocked and disgusted by these sexist replies.

I want you to know that most people here aren't like that. Only the ones who are virgins and really angry about it.

pftt, you know what this place is.

to the new user: there's a lot of people here who are gonna fuck with you. stay away from general if you're here for reasons only related to content creation.

if you have thick skin and you don't get triggered by everything offensive you see, welcome to the club; i think you'll find that there's something special about our little community. we're very tightly knit even though most of us shit on each other half the time. don't take anything you see seriously unless it's very clear it's meant to be serious. we're all a big happy family. even when we disagree with each other and insult the other's intelligence, it's meant to be disregarded and forgotten about in the next thread.

guys, we should probably just forget about the welcome thread. more discussion comes from a new user making a thread anyway, and we don't get many new users very often.

"Death upon death... Nothing but death in this barren land. Who can we pray to? There are only demons and fiends here."

~The Journal of a Man Who Wandered into Another World

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Response to hey! 2016-08-23 12:34:13


Somebody make these threads stop

hey!


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Response to hey! 2016-08-23 14:14:39


At 8/23/16 04:01 AM, jatora wrote: hey everyone. im new here so welcome me!

literally

hey!


"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"

Response to hey! 2016-08-23 14:44:18 (edited 2016-08-23 14:52:44)


wellcum. thread been a cool read i guess.

hey!

Response to hey! 2016-08-23 17:21:29


At 8/23/16 04:01 AM, jatora wrote: hey everyone. im new here so welcome me!

Welcome to newgroundbeef


The High Bunny Council Awaits

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Response to hey! 2016-08-23 20:27:03


At 8/23/16 06:01 PM, Aria5 wrote: Ok, vinupriya.

Oh shit what have we done


sicko mode

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Response to hey! 2016-08-23 20:31:15


What is it with all this attention whoring