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I saw this at Toys R Us today

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I saw this at Toys R Us today 2016-08-21 03:35:38


And thought it was a baby dressed as Alien Hominid.

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Response to I saw this at Toys R Us today 2016-08-21 03:43:41


At 8/21/16 03:35 AM, Pop-Tart wrote: And thought it was a baby dressed as Alien Hominid.

That is pretty freakin sweet... AH could have been a subconscious influence ?


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Response to I saw this at Toys R Us today 2016-08-21 03:50:56


I thought it was dressed as you.
hue hue hue hue


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Response to I saw this at Toys R Us today 2016-08-21 03:55:53


At 8/21/16 03:50 AM, Avery wrote: I thought it was dressed as you.
hue hue hue hue

The big yellow diaper, sure. I'm talking about the hat.

Response to I saw this at Toys R Us today 2016-08-21 06:39:12


At 8/21/16 03:35 AM, Pop-Tart wrote: And thought it was a baby dressed as Alien Hominid.

Let's get the creator's opinion on it.

@TomFulp What do you think of this?


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Response to I saw this at Toys R Us today 2016-08-21 09:04:29


At 8/21/16 06:39 AM, DamnedByFate wrote:
At 8/21/16 03:35 AM, Pop-Tart wrote: And thought it was a baby dressed as Alien Hominid.
Let's get the creator's opinion on it.

@TomFulp What do you think of this?

Agreed, looks like Alien Hominid! If it had jaggy teeth over the babies head that would be even more accurate.


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Response to I saw this at Toys R Us today 2016-08-21 09:09:38


Well now, why is this website not capitalizing on making toys for children?


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At 8/21/16 09:09 AM, Kayleeee wrote: Well now, why is this website not capitalizing on making toys for children?

NEWGROUNDS
Child friendly since......August '16 when somebody unintentionally ripped off Alien Hominid.


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Response to I saw this at Toys R Us today 2016-08-21 09:19:27


At 8/21/16 09:17 AM, Decky wrote:
At 8/21/16 09:09 AM, Kayleeee wrote: Well now, why is this website not capitalizing on making toys for children?
NEWGROUNDS
Child friendly since......August '16 when somebody unintentionally ripped off Alien Hominid.

You'll now need your parents permission to join this website. The age limit will drop to 12. Things will get a lot more PC. Old users will rage and quit, as they always do.


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At 8/21/16 09:19 AM, Kayleeee wrote: Things will get a lot more PC. Old users will rage and quit, as they always do.

I'm quitting at the very mention of it.
Gonna go join Amaranthus in a cafe somewhere and talk about how Newgrounds was good before the kids turned up.


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Response to I saw this at Toys R Us today 2016-08-21 09:30:11


At 8/21/16 09:21 AM, Decky wrote:
At 8/21/16 09:19 AM, Kayleeee wrote: Things will get a lot more PC. Old users will rage and quit, as they always do.
I'm quitting at the very mention of it.
Gonna go join Amaranthus in a cafe somewhere and talk about how Newgrounds was good before the kids turned up.

FUCK. I miss @Amaranthus #lockedout


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Response to I saw this at Toys R Us today 2016-08-21 09:33:01


26 years old.
Hanging out at Toys R Us with camera phone.


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Response to I saw this at Toys R Us today 2016-08-21 14:19:25


But did you buy it?


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Response to I saw this at Toys R Us today 2016-08-21 15:28:23


At 8/21/16 01:32 PM, SolidPantsSnake wrote:
At 8/21/16 09:33 AM, wwwyzzerdd wrote: 26 years old.
Hanging out at Toys R Us with camera phone.
You know buddy there are people with kids, or nieces and nephews.

I wouldn't know. My pull-out game is top-notch.


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Response to I saw this at Toys R Us today 2016-09-04 17:32:02


Look we both know you have one of these toys stuffed up your ass.


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At 8/21/16 01:10 PM, zornuzkull wrote:
At 8/21/16 09:09 AM, Kayleeee wrote: Well now, why is this website not capitalizing on making toys for children?
They should capitalise on sex toys who wouldn't want a tank man butt plug?

I can totally see that, and it looks hilarious. The Sarge with his trademark goggles standing upright with his penis as the plug. Probably posed like this

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Response to I saw this at Toys R Us today 2016-09-04 18:17:48


At 9/4/16 06:13 PM, zornuzkull wrote: Shoving a tankman up my ass is a level of dedication to newgrounds I will never reach...

Same. But damn if the design wouldn't be funny.

Response to I saw this at Toys R Us today 2016-09-04 18:35:52


At 9/4/16 06:26 PM, zornuzkull wrote: Novelty sex toys are big business...

Especially if we can find an NG icon to turn into a fleshlight.

Response to I saw this at Toys R Us today 2016-09-04 18:42:05


At 9/4/16 06:37 PM, zornuzkull wrote:
At 9/4/16 06:35 PM, CiviLies wrote:
At 9/4/16 06:26 PM, zornuzkull wrote: Novelty sex toys are big business...
Especially if we can find an NG icon to turn into a fleshlight.
Zone tan... Maybe... I'm trying to think of others...

Maybe an adult-aged Nene?

Response to I saw this at Toys R Us today 2016-09-04 19:33:26


Well did you buy it?


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was her name tenneassi

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Response to I saw this at Toys R Us today 2016-09-04 21:30:49


At 9/4/16 06:13 PM, zornuzkull wrote:
At 9/4/16 05:57 PM, CiviLies wrote: I can totally see that, and it looks hilarious. The Sarge with his trademark goggles standing upright with his penis as the plug. Probably posed like this
Shoving a tankman up my ass is a level of dedication to newgrounds I will never reach...

I am laughing my ass off at this


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Response to I saw this at Toys R Us today 2016-09-04 21:39:09


At 8/21/16 09:09 AM, Kayleeee wrote: Well now, why is this website not capitalizing on making toys for children?

cuz i dont think u know how much fucked up cartoon porn is on this site

Response to I saw this at Toys R Us today 2016-09-04 22:37:45


At 9/4/16 06:13 PM, zornuzkull wrote:
At 9/4/16 05:57 PM, CiviLies wrote:
At 8/21/16 01:10 PM, zornuzkull wrote:
At 8/21/16 09:09 AM, Kayleeee wrote: Well now, why is this website not capitalizing on making toys for children?
They should capitalise on sex toys who wouldn't want a tank man butt plug?
I can totally see that, and it looks hilarious. The Sarge with his trademark goggles standing upright with his penis as the plug. Probably posed like this
Shoving a tankman up my ass is a level of dedication to newgrounds I will never reach...

You mean that's not what the Tankman action figures were designed for?

Next you're going to tell me that I'm using the Newgrounds Cock Ring incorrectly.

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Response to I saw this at Toys R Us today 2016-09-05 02:26:31


At 9/4/16 10:37 PM, Bit wrote:
Next you're going to tell me that I'm using the Newgrounds Cock Ring incorrectly.

I hate it when you use that thing, Bit. Yours is all rusty.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to I saw this at Toys R Us today 2016-09-05 02:37:50


At 9/5/16 02:26 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 9/4/16 10:37 PM, Bit wrote:
Next you're going to tell me that I'm using the Newgrounds Cock Ring incorrectly.
I hate it when you use that thing, Bit. Yours is all rusty.

Tetanus really enhances the pleasure tho.

Response to I saw this at Toys R Us today 2016-09-05 02:42:37


At 9/5/16 02:41 AM, zornuzkull wrote:
At 9/4/16 10:37 PM, Bit wrote: Next you're going to tell me that I'm using the Newgrounds Cock Ring incorrectly.
Err can I borrow that?

You'll have to get it off me first ;)

Response to I saw this at Toys R Us today 2016-09-05 02:45:58


At 9/5/16 02:44 AM, zornuzkull wrote:
At 9/5/16 02:42 AM, Bit wrote:
At 9/5/16 02:41 AM, zornuzkull wrote: Err can I borrow that?
You'll have to get it off me first ;)
Should I use the bolt cutters or the plasma cutter?

A tongue is fine, too. ;)

Response to I saw this at Toys R Us today 2016-09-05 10:09:29


Am I the only one who's dying to know what the surprise pet inside is? I bet it's a small african child :D


Happily ETS'd.

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Response to I saw this at Toys R Us today 2016-09-05 20:12:58


At 9/4/16 09:30 PM, Kayleeee wrote:
At 9/4/16 06:13 PM, zornuzkull wrote: Shoving a tankman up my ass is a level of dedication to newgrounds I will never reach...
I am laughing my ass off at this

The pun is strong with this one!


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Response to I saw this at Toys R Us today 2016-09-05 20:34:28


At 9/5/16 08:12 PM, X-Dog wrote:
At 9/4/16 09:30 PM, Kayleeee wrote:
At 9/4/16 06:13 PM, zornuzkull wrote: Shoving a tankman up my ass is a level of dedication to newgrounds I will never reach...
I am laughing my ass off at this
The pun is strong with this one!

Lmfao


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