I am talking about rotten tomatoes, metacritc and all that other awful garbage. I mean who are they to tell what movies we should watch and what movies we shouldn't. How dare they speak bad about a movie I like, I mean its a movie that I like that makes all criticism of the movie invalid anyway. You know people might say "aren't you limiting freedom of speech by shutting down such sites?" What difference does free speech makes if Its a well accepted and known fact that my tastes are totally objective and infallible so really all these critics are doing is promoting misinformation. By shutting down these sites we are promoting education and helping people who don't know any better.

Orrrr, you could understand that they are just people's opinions and that it's only your own fault for having so much faith in what these critics have to say. However, it does seem kind of silly to me to be making a living as a professional opinion giver. But if it reels in cash, then I guess they got full rights to the pay check.

fuck freedom of speech

I can smell your sarcasm from a mile away.

At 8/7/16 03:11 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: fuck freedom of speech

Let's double team it. You want the ass or the mouth?

At 8/7/16 03:25 PM, MrPercie wrote: Shut erm down, shut them ALLLLLL DOWN!

THIS ISN'T MADAGASCAR!

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I like having my own opinion! :-)

Down with the review system!

I'm worried people are taking this thread seriously

At 8/7/16 08:58 PM, Ishmaelist wrote: So this parody thread is OK but mine isn't?

Which specific thread is this one a parody of?

I guess this is in response to the recent butthurt Suicide Squad fans who petitioned to take Rotten Tomatoes down. Seriously what is happening to the internet? Is it because it has become very easy for normies to use a computer now?

At 8/7/16 09:07 PM, Ishmaelist wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1412790

Turning current events into your own 'opinion' doesn't really count.

Now if it were a thread about shutting down the other RT, then I would totally see it as a parody thread.

At 8/7/16 03:30 PM, Xenomit wrote: I've always thought I'd make a good movie critic. I'm very good at analyzing them and drawing complex opinions from them.

When I finally take over this shitty planet, you will be shot.

I full heartedly agree; it's a fundamental American right to bitch about how your civil liberties being taken away while shutting down critic sites over comicbook movies.

At 8/9/16 10:11 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 8/9/16 10:10 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote:

At 8/9/16 10:01 AM, Amaranthus wrote: your dumb face should be shut down

Bruh

I'm handsome as fuck, don't even try.

God damn, you're hot.

fuck, finally somebody making sense on this bored. RT is shit anyway, I mean whats their purpose anyway? The ratings are inaccurate like 79% of the time so what difference does it make? It the same shit with meta critic why are they even there, I mean they should totally free that internet space for more porn sites. The only way people should be able to tell if a movie is worth watching is by wasting their money. Yeah.

suicide squad sucks by the way.

At 8/9/16 10:24 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 8/9/16 10:22 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote:

At 8/9/16 10:11 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 8/9/16 10:10 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote:

At 8/9/16 10:01 AM, Amaranthus wrote: your dumb face should be shut down

Bruh

I'm handsome as fuck, don't even try.

You'd certainly make a good trap.

Shut the fuck up.

Why are you talking to yourself? Does everybody in this website have a mental problem?

We should shut these sites down because fuck free speech.

OP sees critics don't like his favorite shitty movie and now wants critic sites to be shut down because of boohoo.