I remember this one article where these other people in Asia were a couple and the guy cheated on the girl with his mistress. So the girl cut off the guys cock rocket.
He went to the hospital where they were literally sowing his dick back on, and at nighttime that son of a bitch girlfriend snuck into his room like a motherfucking ninja and cut that little asian dick off again and threw it out of the damn window.
So he was fucking pissed. He chased her out into the street dickless and started beating the shit out of her.
I am so jealous of whoever was there, because that would've been the greatest viral video.
His cock is nowhere to be found and doctors claim that a stray cat or dog took it.
I had no idea animals enjoyed dick-meat. Except for lions. They eat the balls first because they're soft.
The mistress says she plans to marry the guy even though he has no dick. That's true love. It's like a modern-day version of The Notebook.