If you’re happy and you know it, Silence! Australian school bans clapping. Why is Australia banning so many harmless things in schools?
Australian school bans clapping
1,570 Views | 28 Replies
Because clapping attracts wild kangaroos
Considering that modern-day Australia was founded by exported British criminals, maybe we're dealing the the early stages of a land down under version of Ingsoc.
At 7/23/16 07:51 PM, FoAngel wrote: Because clapping attracts wild kangaroos
Without a proper education how are they supposed to learn how to work audio equipment, pick locks and play the piano? https://youtu.be/r3HkUKoGoc4
I have nothing against people who can use pot and lead a productive life. It's these sanctimonius hippies that make me wish I was a riot cop in the 60's
At 7/23/16 07:51 PM, FoAngel wrote: Because clapping attracts wild kangaroos
Now we are know the truth. lol
Australia always seems like a silly place to live.
Because Aussies like to ban fun things. Like guns.
Happily ETS'd.
At 7/23/16 08:03 PM, stafffighter wrote: Without a proper education how are they supposed to learn how to work audio equipment, pick locks and play the piano? https://youtu.be/r3HkUKoGoc4
That Kangaroo should be that national mascot.
At 7/23/16 06:43 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: that deserves an applause if you ask me
At 7/23/16 09:54 PM, Vinnyy wrote: They should've banned the other, more dangerous things instead, like alligators and snakes.
They do things backwards in Australia.
Maybe there are a lot of veterans there with PTSD and the clapping triggers it?
This is the only semi-valid reason to do this.
Let us wallow in the filth of the void clinging to one another.
Formerly Schizo-sephy.
At 7/23/16 09:59 PM, Vinnyy wrote: They did ban guns, which could be potentially dangerous, but I guess that depends on how well you can handle them. You could argue against this, but I'm not looking to start a whole debate on guns.
I know that they banned guns. No need to have a debate on them, in this topic.
At 7/23/16 10:16 PM, Ishmaelist wrote: The Australian government treats it's citizens like children.
The fact that they put a ban on several video games is just weak.
The government didn't do this but I'm not surprised one of it's pos'd schools did.
That banned clapping, and other things in schools. Not sure why that would?
The greens are the third biggest party for fucks sake.
'No fun allowed' the nation
At lest they still have boomerangs, for now.
One school outlawed hugging and another prohibited singing Christmas carols. Australia, anything could be taken away next. At least, America is still the land of the free.
he practice has been adopted to respect members of our school community who are sensitive to noise
I demand to ban all voice!
"خيبر خيبر يايهود جيش محمد سوف يعود"
seems like a common sense solution to a serious issue.
"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"
Whoa! No, no! No applause. Every time you clap your hands you kill thousands of spores that'll some day form a nutritious fungus. Just show your approval with a mould-friendly thumbs up!
At 7/24/16 08:28 PM, VenomationsTV wrote: they also banned MK9 T-T
When did they ban that? Just in schools, or everywhere?
At 7/24/16 09:40 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:At 7/24/16 08:28 PM, VenomationsTV wrote: they also banned MK9 T-TWhen did they ban that? Just in schools, or everywhere?
In my ass
At 7/24/16 11:03 PM, VenomationsTV wrote:At 7/24/16 09:40 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:In my assAt 7/24/16 08:28 PM, VenomationsTV wrote: they also banned MK9 T-TWhen did they ban that? Just in schools, or everywhere?
Do you live in Australia? If so, your ass could be the next thing to get banned in schools.
One day, after decades of experimental testing.
The One World Government will emerge from Australia.
It will use unforeseeable tactics to submit the Earth's populations.
You have been notified.
At 7/25/16 01:30 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Do you live in Australia? If so, your ass could be the next thing to get banned in schools.
not in college
At 7/25/16 01:30 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:In my assDo you live in Australia? If so, your ass could be the next thing to get banned in schools.
not in college
A quote from the article.
“punch the air, pull excited faces and wriggle about on the spot,”
Yes children, instead of clapping your hands you should instead commence having a seizure induced mosh pit. Guarantee you, one kid gets hit or knocked over and that will be the end of that.
At 7/25/16 06:50 AM, The-Great-One wrote: A quote from the article.
“punch the air, pull excited faces and wriggle about on the spot,”
Yes children, instead of clapping your hands you should instead commence having a seizure induced mosh pit. Guarantee you, one kid gets hit or knocked over and that will be the end of that.
Australia wants all children to become mosh pit winners. lol Who knows what crazy things they will make children do next?
That sounds like radfem or SJW shit. There are in fact turds in this country who want "jazz hands" or snapping to replace clapping because it might "trigger" someone:
https://www.datalounge.com/thread/16218953-hold-the-applause-and-ban-it!-millennial-sjws-think-we-should-stop-clapping-%E2%80%93-and-start-finger-snapping-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgrTqmvNU0w
At 7/24/16 12:13 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: One school outlawed hugging and another prohibited singing Christmas carols. Australia, anything could be taken away next. At least, America is still the land of the free.
You just wait.
That's right I like guns and ponies. NO NEW GUN CONTROL.
Politically correct is anything that leftists believe.Politically incorrect is anything common sense.
I don't get all this SJW crap. Granted, I'm a pretty liberal person, but I don't think making every last damn thing on the face of the earth PC is going to solve any problems. If anything, it'll make more.
I think this is some kind of knee jerk stupid rule made to prevent some mother of an autistic kid from suing for some random reason.
It's one of those things where I do think Australia is a pretty interesting place but making up some random law to prevent kids from doing something is more than likely going to make the kids want to do it more.
Well, I've rambled on for too long. Have a WWI Australian soldier holding a Koala.
Birds Born in a cage think Flying is an illness - Alejandro Jodorowsky
At 7/25/16 02:42 PM, wildfire4461 wrote: That sounds like radfem or SJW shit. There are in fact turds in this country who want "jazz hands" or snapping to replace clapping because it might "trigger" someone:
https://www.datalounge.com/thread/16218953-hold-the-applause-and-ban-it!-millennial-sjws-think-we-should-stop-clapping-%E2%80%93-and-start-finger-snapping-
SJWs are trying to ruin Austrailia. Can't they leave the world alone?
At 7/25/16 03:52 PM, Mrccbirdguy wrote: I don't get all this SJW crap. Granted, I'm a pretty liberal person, but I don't think making every last damn thing on the face of the earth PC is going to solve any problems. If anything, it'll make more.
SJWs are trying to ruin the internet, Australia, and the USA. You have to stand up to them.
Well, I've rambled on for too long. Have a WWI Australian soldier holding a Koala.
Thanks for the cool picture.
At 7/26/16 08:56 AM, Ishmaelist wrote: The ban will be lifted when some bogan parent drives his lifted hilux to the school and calls the principal a cock sucker
Are those Australian terms? I figured they would have to write to the government or the Superintendent. I would do it, if I lived in the land down under.
