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im a pornstar!!! \^o^/

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im a pornstar!!! \^o^/ 2016-07-16 22:41:03


im a gurl............... :p

Response to im a pornstar!!! \^o^/ 2016-07-16 22:43:33


yeah, and who isn't?


"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"

Response to im a pornstar!!! \^o^/ 2016-07-16 22:47:14


The average person can be a pornstar.

It's not that difficult considering what actual pornstars look like without makeup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faUEOB1LxYI

Response to im a pornstar!!! \^o^/ 2016-07-16 23:03:16


So you're a pornstar?

Cool. I'm still a virgin


fuk

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Response to im a pornstar!!! \^o^/ 2016-07-16 23:33:00 (edited 2016-07-16 23:37:48)


At 7/16/16 10:47 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: The average person can be a pornstar.

It's not that difficult considering what actual pornstars look like without makeup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faUEOB1LxYI

You mean any average female.
The male porn stars have way more of a job, like timing exact shots(to the mouth), And shooting a load so much will tire you, women on the other hand can sit back or hop on humping, with no need to orgasm, in most porn/

Response to im a pornstar!!! \^o^/ 2016-07-16 23:37:55


At 7/16/16 11:33 PM, MaynardHeart wrote:
At 7/16/16 10:47 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: The average person can be a pornstar.

It's not that difficult considering what actual pornstars look like without makeup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faUEOB1LxYI
You mean any average female.

The average guy too since the viewers tend to look more at the dick area than the face area.

Response to im a pornstar!!! \^o^/ 2016-07-16 23:41:50


At 7/16/16 11:37 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
At 7/16/16 11:33 PM, MaynardHeart wrote:
At 7/16/16 10:47 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: The average person can be a pornstar.

Ooh. Interpreted this wrong.

Response to im a pornstar!!! \^o^/ 2016-07-16 23:45:16


At 7/16/16 11:37 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
The average guy too since the viewers tend to look more at the dick area than the face area.

actually no, the opposite is true

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2007/04/070412160210.htm
http://www.science20.com/news_articles/gender_and_porn_where_men_and_women_look_first

men tend to focus on the face more when it comes to porn. i know i do, same with sex, the face is a good indicator of what's going on with the woman during the act.

no man i've talked to is a fan of that close up dick and balls shot with vagina as the background.


"some people who believe they're smart do nothing but talk incessantly. if they didn't, how else would they let you know how smart they are?"

Response to im a pornstar!!! \^o^/ 2016-07-16 23:50:32


At 7/16/16 10:47 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: The average person can be a pornstar.

It's not that difficult considering what actual pornstars look like without makeup: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faUEOB1LxYI

Damn. I should start wearing make up lmfao.


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Response to im a pornstar!!! \^o^/ 2016-07-16 23:51:29


Fuck the haters. Donglepuss is the best pornstar name ever. Do your thing.


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Response to im a pornstar!!! \^o^/ 2016-07-17 00:03:53


please be bait


Thanks for the sig Homi even if you're a Homicidee

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Response to im a pornstar!!! \^o^/ 2016-07-17 00:33:37


At 7/16/16 11:03 PM, Nickisabi wrote: So you're a pornstar?

Cool. I'm still a virgin

I can help you with that

Response to im a pornstar!!! \^o^/ 2016-07-17 02:39:02


At 7/17/16 12:33 AM, VenomationsTV wrote:
At 7/16/16 11:03 PM, Nickisabi wrote: So you're a pornstar?

Cool. I'm still a virgin
I can help you with that

lulz you homos.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to im a pornstar!!! \^o^/ 2016-07-17 03:16:00


why is it easy for women to play vidya while naked and get "tips" from random strangers, when a guy can hardly get lucky to do that.


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Response to im a pornstar!!! \^o^/ 2016-07-17 03:27:44


At 7/17/16 03:16 AM, Boomstick wrote: why is it easy for women to play vidya while naked and get "tips" from random strangers, when a guy can hardly get lucky to do that.

Subvert the patriarchal paradigm, my man!


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Response to im a pornstar!!! \^o^/ 2016-07-17 13:24:38


At 7/16/16 11:03 PM, Nickisabi wrote: So you're a pornstar?

Cool. I'm still a virgin

If you weren't such a godless heathen you'd manage to get with some hot Christian girls like the rest of us.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to im a pornstar!!! \^o^/ 2016-07-17 22:35:42


Pornstars are like bitches

They all go to heaven


Oldskies lmao

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