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New Crispy Colonel Sanders

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New Crispy Colonel Sanders 2016-06-24 10:46:13


http://www.businessinsider.com/kfc-just-revealed-a-new-colonel-sanders-2016-6

Hamilton will be playing the "Extra Crispy Colonel," the first Colonel Sanders to represent a specific product: Extra Crispy Chicken.

How many Colonels will KFC need?


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Response to New Crispy Colonel Sanders 2016-06-24 10:56:48


At 6/24/16 10:46 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Hamilton will be playing the "Extra Crispy Colonel," the first Colonel Sanders to represent a specific product: Extra Crispy Chicken.

George Hamilton is the phrase "He's still alive?!" made manifest.


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At 6/24/16 10:49 AM, SansNumbers wrote: What will this WACKY WORLD do next?!?!?! Tune in Wednesdays at 8, Thursdays at 1 and 7:30, Fridays at 6, 6:15, 6:30, and 7:23, Saturdays at both 8:30s and one of the 12:45s, Sundays at 2, and intermittently throughout Monday and Tuesday to see everyone's favorite star point at news articles!

KFC keeps changing the Colonel , and it is far strange. At least, they finally gave a reason for the new one.

At 6/24/16 10:50 AM, Ishmaelist wrote: How much did they pay you to post this?

The world may never know.


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Response to New Crispy Colonel Sanders 2016-06-24 11:15:49


At 6/24/16 10:56 AM, Decky wrote:
At 6/24/16 10:46 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Hamilton will be playing the "Extra Crispy Colonel," the first Colonel Sanders to represent a specific product: Extra Crispy Chicken.
George Hamilton is the phrase "He's still alive?!" made manifest.

He is famous for his tan. Not the best actor, but always tan.

At 6/24/16 11:10 AM, Neoncrotch wrote: another news article post from strongbad

Its Doctor, DoctorStrongbad. Get it right next time, crotch.


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Response to New Crispy Colonel Sanders 2016-06-24 11:18:28


Looks like Bernie Sanders may be in the market for a new career.


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Response to New Crispy Colonel Sanders 2016-06-24 11:43:41


At 6/24/16 11:18 AM, PleasantPeasant wrote: Looks like Bernie Sanders may be in the market for a new career.

He will need a new job soon.


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Response to New Crispy Colonel Sanders 2016-06-24 12:40:59


At 6/24/16 11:15 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 6/24/16 11:10 AM, Neoncrotch wrote: another news article post from strongbad
Its Doctor, DoctorStrongbad. Get it right next time, crotch.

Lmao what kind of insult is 'crotch'?


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Response to New Crispy Colonel Sanders 2016-06-24 12:46:45


KFC should have Colonels for the chicken, and Majors for the sauces.


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Response to New Crispy Colonel Sanders 2016-06-24 13:13:32


At 6/24/16 12:40 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:
At 6/24/16 11:15 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 6/24/16 11:10 AM, Neoncrotch wrote: another news article post from strongbad
Its Doctor, DoctorStrongbad. Get it right next time, crotch.
Lmao what kind of insult is 'crotch'?

His name is Neoncrotch, dude.


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Response to New Crispy Colonel Sanders 2016-06-24 13:17:55


At 6/24/16 01:13 PM, Sinitech wrote: His name is Neoncrotch, dude.

Let me explain this to everybody not paying attention. Neon crotch called me Strongbad. I said my name is DoctorStrongbad, and called him crotch. I shortened his name, like he did to me. It was not an insult.

People should read a topic, before making quick judgments.


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Response to New Crispy Colonel Sanders 2016-06-24 13:43:43


At 6/24/16 01:21 PM, Ishmaelist wrote: This topic is finger lickin' good

KFC does have the better chicken in town. You can't beat it.


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Response to New Crispy Colonel Sanders 2016-06-24 14:37:51


At 6/24/16 01:17 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 6/24/16 01:13 PM, Sinitech wrote: His name is Neoncrotch, dude.
Let me explain this to everybody not paying attention. Neon crotch called me Strongbad. I said my name is DoctorStrongbad, and called him crotch. I shortened his name, like he did to me. It was not an insult.

People should read a topic, before making quick judgments.

Yes, this is the point I was making for the other guy.

Seems pretty obvious.


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Response to New Crispy Colonel Sanders 2016-06-24 14:44:14


At 6/24/16 02:37 PM, Sinitech wrote:
His name is Neoncrotch, dude.

Yeah, I get it now. My bad.


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Response to New Crispy Colonel Sanders 2016-06-24 15:02:22


I went to KFC the other day.
I order chicken tenders.
The meat itself was paper thin and the breading was like an inch thick.
Not impressed........


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Response to New Crispy Colonel Sanders 2016-06-24 15:09:48


I prefer Popeye's myself.

I've always been a sucker for Cajun rice.

Response to New Crispy Colonel Sanders 2016-06-24 15:12:32


At 6/24/16 02:37 PM, Sinitech wrote: Yes, this is the point I was making for the other guy.
Seems pretty obvious.

Some users are not as smart as others. lol

At 6/24/16 02:45 PM, MemeFiend3 wrote: Genuinely surprised he's not black, a woman, or blatantly homosexual or transgender to get progressive brownie points

KFC continues to be true to the original Colonel.


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Response to New Crispy Colonel Sanders 2016-06-24 16:08:02


At 6/24/16 03:02 PM, Schizo-Sephy wrote: I went to KFC the other day.
I order chicken tenders.
The meat itself was paper thin and the breading was like an inch thick.
Not impressed........

What did you expect? You ordered meme food.

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Response to New Crispy Colonel Sanders 2016-06-24 17:03:05


At 6/24/16 04:08 PM, Stretchysumo wrote: What did you expect? You ordered meme food.

You should try the chicken, original or extra crispy is good. The grilled chicken is awesome. Plus a yummy biscuit.


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Response to New Crispy Colonel Sanders 2016-06-24 17:09:28


At 6/24/16 10:50 AM, Ishmaelist wrote: How much did they pay you to post this?

Good question. No wonder, these companies are using OP for LIVING LEGEND sponsorship.


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Response to New Crispy Colonel Sanders 2016-06-24 17:28:26


At 6/24/16 10:56 AM, Decky wrote: George Hamilton is the phrase "He's still alive?!" made manifest.

This an awesome sentence. Thanks for writing it.


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Response to New Crispy Colonel Sanders 2016-06-24 23:47:40


At 6/24/16 05:09 PM, Centaurora wrote: Good question. No wonder, these companies are using OP for LIVING LEGEND sponsorship.

There is no better sponsorship, than the Living Legend support.

At 6/24/16 05:28 PM, Seasons wrote:
At 6/24/16 10:56 AM, Decky wrote: George Hamilton is the phrase "He's still alive?!" made manifest.
This an awesome sentence. Thanks for writing it.

That was a good sentence. My threads always have the best posts.


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Response to New Crispy Colonel Sanders 2016-06-25 00:07:08


At 6/24/16 05:25 PM, zornuzkull wrote: What happened to all that vegan shit?

You see, it's not that DoctorStrongbad actually feels strongly about any of the things that he posts. Rather he posts merely to up his postcount. Actually, just about the only thing he posts which he feels strongly about are the threads where he complains about some user getting deleted because it dropped his postcount a bit.


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Response to New Crispy Colonel Sanders 2016-06-25 00:11:23


At 6/25/16 12:07 AM, NeonSpider wrote:
You see, it's not that DoctorStrongbad actually feels strongly about any of the things that he posts. Rather he posts merely to up his postcount. Actually, just about the only thing he posts which he feels strongly about are the threads where he complains about some user getting deleted because it dropped his postcount a bit.

Bravo.

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Response to New Crispy Colonel Sanders 2016-06-25 00:18:38


At 6/24/16 05:25 PM, zornuzkull wrote: What happened to all that vegan shit?

I said that the biscuits are yummy. I never said that I ate the chicken.

Reading is fundamental.


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Response to New Crispy Colonel Sanders 2016-06-25 00:26:09


At 6/25/16 12:07 AM, NeonSpider wrote: You see, it's not that DoctorStrongbad is a bad guy. He is actually a Living Legend and a pretty cool dude.

That is a valid statement. It is nice to read what everybody is thinking.


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Response to New Crispy Colonel Sanders 2016-06-25 00:34:56


At 6/25/16 12:26 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote:
At 6/25/16 12:07 AM, NeonSpider wrote:
He posts merely to up his postcount. Actually, just about the only thing he posts which he feels strongly about are the threads where he complains about some user getting deleted because it dropped his postcount a bit.
That is a valid statement. It is nice to read what everybody is thinking.

Glad to see you're starting to realize what you're all about, Strongbad.


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Response to New Crispy Colonel Sanders 2016-06-25 01:14:10


At 6/25/16 12:07 AM, NeonSpider wrote:
You see, it's not that DoctorStrongbad is a bad guy. He is actually a Living Legend and a pretty cool dude.
At 6/25/16 12:17 AM, zornuzkull wrote: Yeah I already knew... That's why I wanted to ask him why he is such a cool dude.

I am glad that you two think so highly of me.

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Response to New Crispy Colonel Sanders 2016-06-25 01:21:03


At 6/25/16 01:14 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: I am glad that you two think so highly of me.

Don't worry, I will continue to provide content and helpful information to NewGrounds.

You are a cool dude and I have no problems with you, but let's be honest here. You don't exactly make your statwhoring a secret.


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Response to New Crispy Colonel Sanders 2016-06-25 01:35:05


At 6/25/16 12:07 AM, NeonSpider wrote:
You see, it's not that DoctorStrongbad is a bad guy. He is actually a Living Legend and a pretty cool dude.
At 6/25/16 12:17 AM, zornuzkull wrote: Yeah I already knew... That's why I wanted to ask him why he is such a cool dude.
At 6/25/16 01:21 AM, zornuzkull wrote: DoctorStrongbad, I hope that I can be like you someday. You are always in a good mood , and not afraid to help others. You always take the high road when dealing with trolls. I can see why you are the Living Legend.

Thank you bro, I never take anything trolls say serious. My haters are my motivators. I always stay strong.

The Living Legend will always be here. You don't have to worry about that.


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Response to New Crispy Colonel Sanders 2016-06-25 10:46:57


At 6/25/16 01:21 AM, NeonSpider wrote: You are a cool dude and I have no problems with you

Thanks, bro. I have no problem with you.

KFC has okay green beans, but they could be better.


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