It's 1am

[Gremlin]

I can't sleep and I'm fucking hungry. What should be my 'midnight snack'?

Taking suggestions from dust to pussy, almost anything goes, but no dicks as I'm going to starve since mine is the only one around, but I can't quite reach it. Lacking the acrobatic skills for that, maybe if it wasn't like wet spon-

Ahem, suggestions please.

For the munchies that is.

Also rate this thread in scale of 0/10 Is it retarded? Or is it genius?

If it's locked/deleted I will not do anything about it as I am too weak.

[Neoslayre]

Pussy.

[FinaLee]

Pussy.

[TheGamechanger]

Not sure if you're willing to kill & grill something, but... if you don't have a gun/knife, just be a tough guy and use your bare hands.

Either a neighbor's annoying pet, or a neighbor that no one would really miss if the neighbor went missing. (especially if there's a prison in your neighborhood)

Maybe a few squirrels and stray animals provide that they don't have rabies. If you're feeling exotic, try skunk meat. If you're feeling like a total boss, try searching for the most dangerous animal in your area and try to eat it.

[Kiwi]

Preferably my pussy.

[Big-Boss]

At 6/17/16 06:50 PM, Kayleeee wrote: Preferably my pussy.

hot

[Kiwi]

At 6/17/16 08:31 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:

At 6/17/16 06:50 PM, Kayleeee wrote: Preferably my pussy.

hot

Cum over

[Big-Boss]

At 6/17/16 08:39 PM, Kayleeee wrote:

At 6/17/16 08:31 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:

At 6/17/16 06:50 PM, Kayleeee wrote: Preferably my pussy.

hot

Cum over

But @Bit will get jealous...

[WaffleCrisp]

Pizza and hot wings.

[Kiwi]

At 6/17/16 09:06 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:

At 6/17/16 08:39 PM, Kayleeee wrote:

At 6/17/16 08:31 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:

At 6/17/16 06:50 PM, Kayleeee wrote: Preferably my pussy.

hot

Cum over

But @Bit will get jealous...

@Bit can cum too.

[Grub-Xer0]

Toss my sallaaaaaaaaaaaaaad

[Bit]

At 6/17/16 09:15 PM, Kayleeee wrote:

At 6/17/16 09:06 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:

At 6/17/16 08:39 PM, Kayleeee wrote:

At 6/17/16 08:31 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:

At 6/17/16 06:50 PM, Kayleeee wrote: Preferably my pussy.

hot

Cum over

But @Bit will get jealous...

@Bit can cum too.

Ayy ;)

[Void]

Breast milk

[Gremlin]

This multiple replies per post can only be successful

At 6/17/16 06:50 PM, Kayleeee wrote: Preferably my pussy.

Sounds good, does it come with all spices and a drink?

At 6/17/16 06:53 PM, zornuzkull wrote: Unwashed asshole...

That sounds very shitty

*ba dum tss*

At 6/18/16 01:22 AM, MemeFiend3 wrote:

At 6/17/16 08:18 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: it's always 1 am somewhere in the world. quote this post if it made you think

This post really made me think tbh

Me too. Unfortunately thinking is not healthy for creatures like myself, so this has lead into another meltdown.

At 6/17/16 06:22 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Not sure if

I could have eaten the cat...

[TheGamechanger]

At 6/18/16 01:38 AM, Gremlin wrote:

At 6/17/16 06:22 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Not sure if

I could have eaten the cat...

You could also try eating forum users, if you're desperate enough. As for what they'll taste like, it's probably (flavor-wise) the meat version of the Jelly Belly jellybeans.

[WahyaRanger2]

French fries, chicken nuggets, cold pizza.

You know, fatty late night foods that will cause you to have a heart attack and die in your sleep when you finally get tired.

nothing good happens past 2am

[Kiwi]

At 6/18/16 01:38 AM, Gremlin wrote:

At 6/17/16 06:50 PM, Kayleeee wrote: Preferably my pussy.

Sounds good, does it come with all spices and a drink?

It's an all you can eat buffet.

[Radaketor]

Oh cool so i'm not the only one who sometimes comes to NG at one in the morning for no reason in particular before crying myself to sleep.
Anywho, there are few things that taste as good in the middle of the night as cereal with cold milk.

[Gremlin]

At 6/18/16 12:43 PM, Radaketor wrote: Oh cool so i'm not the only one who sometimes comes to NG at one in the morning for no reason in particular before crying myself to sleep.
Anywho, there are few things that taste as good in the middle of the night as cereal with cold milk.

We have like so much in common, I love you

[Radaketor]

At 6/18/16 12:45 PM, Gremlin wrote: We have like so much in common, I love you

You shouldn't, i'll only disappoint you.

[Gremlin]

At 6/18/16 12:52 PM, Radaketor wrote:

At 6/18/16 12:45 PM, Gremlin wrote: We have like so much in common, I love you

You shouldn't, i'll only disappoint you.

Hahahaha aha hahaa... Oh I'm quite the disappointment myself

[Radaketor]

At 6/18/16 12:53 PM, Gremlin wrote: Hahahaha aha hahaa... Oh I'm quite the disappointment myself

Life is a world of pain and sorrow.

[RocketHorse]

Go to bed idiot jfc

[Avery]

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[TheMadWasp]

Eat Bleach

[DraxoBox]

Mozzarella cheese will always, always be good, no matter what time of day it is.

It's also a great topping on pussy, if you ask me...

[Viper]

Make some ice cubes out of mountain dew and put them into a bigger cup of mountain dew. While eating some Nachos and watching dumbasses doing shitty let's plays on YouTube for games they clearly don't know how to play.
Then you wont have to worry about not being able to sleep because you can't.