And you have to get up to do something, how does moving your pet off of you make you feel?
Current situation: I'm laying on the couch, this cute ball of fur (see below) is laying on my legs, and I have to pee. I don't want to move the cuteness off of my legs and disrupt his sleep, but I also don't want to pee myself.
At home I'm a lazy fuck so as long as I'm not in need of something like the bathroom I ask other people to do it for me.
If no one else is home I just move my cat off do what I have to and lay back down, the cat just gets back on like nothing has happened.
Let us wallow in the filth of the void clinging to one another.
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When i tell her to get up, she does. No need to move her myself.
At 6/11/16 12:24 AM, Neoslayre wrote: Push the fucker off.
So angry.
At 6/11/16 12:25 AM, Kayleeee wrote:At 6/11/16 12:24 AM, Neoslayre wrote: Push the fucker off.So angry.
Join the angry faic movement.
At 6/11/16 12:26 AM, Neoslayre wrote:At 6/11/16 12:25 AM, Kayleeee wrote:Join the angry faic movement.At 6/11/16 12:24 AM, Neoslayre wrote: Push the fucker off.So angry.
I'm not an angry person though.
Dogs are disgusting fucking creatures.
If I ever caught my dog laying on me,
Id punch him in the fucking head.
Besides, his ball bag is torn open.
You know how disgusting thatd be to have a dog laying on with his ball bag all infected and shit.
As for my cat.
She tends to listen or catch the point when I start moving.
I got stuff to do so I do it and they seem fine. Usually they get excited about me moving around plus they like to steal my spot. I do say sorry to them though unless they seem happy to be rid of me then they are just little jerks.
At 6/11/16 12:38 AM, MuramasasEdge wrote: Dogs are disgusting fucking creatures.
My dog(s) are not disgusting creatures. They are loving beings, because I raised them to be that way. They are also not disgusting, because I groom them.
At 6/11/16 12:46 AM, Kayleeee wrote:At 6/11/16 12:38 AM, MuramasasEdge wrote: Dogs are disgusting fucking creatures.My dog(s) are not disgusting creatures. They are loving beings, because I raised them to be that way. They are also not disgusting, because I groom them.
Its pointless to keep my dog clean.
I live in a rural part of the country.
Motherfucker will just end up all buggy and grimy again if I cleaned him up.
Maybe if I lived in a town or a city Id take better care of him,
but fuck him.
He chases people who pass along the highway.
At 6/10/16 11:42 PM, Kayleeee wrote: And you have to get up to do something, how does moving your pet off of you make you feel?
It doesn't bother me. My cat usually lays on my back then I just move a little and she moves off of me.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
At 6/11/16 12:27 AM, Homicidee wrote: To bad I never had a pet my entire life.
Aww. Do you want one?
At 6/11/16 12:27 AM, Homicidee wrote: To bad I never had a pet my entire life.
Take one of mine. 3 dogs, a cat, a snake, and some fishies. Your pick.
I slowly get up. They usually take the hint.
At 6/11/16 02:58 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:At 6/10/16 11:42 PM, Kayleeee wrote: And you have to get up to do something, how does moving your pet off of you make you feel?It doesn't bother me. My cat usually lays on my back then I just move a little and she moves off of me.
What's your cats name?
I know this problem all too well. I have a puppy that's really energetic and hard to settle down. If I'm playing games or on the comp, and he's on my lap and I gotta move then usually I just carry him with me so he won't run off. Not sure what to do with a big dog though. Maybe make sure he has chew toys close by to keep him preoccupied?
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At 6/11/16 02:24 PM, groovyguy wrote: Not sure what to do with a big dog though. Maybe make sure he has chew toys close by to keep him preoccupied?
The problem I have is that when Dukino (dog in the picture) is cuddled up to me, and then I have to move, he moves on to a different position and gets comfy, then I can't come back and get comfy with him. My other dog, Jersey, doesn't play with toys, but she will cuddle with me no matter what. If I have to move, and then I come back, she'll come back up to cuddle with me when I get back. Dukino is way more lazy than her though, and he cherishes every minute of cuddling with anyone.
I cry when I have to boot my cat off of my lap or legs. But she's so fat she cuts off my blood circulation.
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At 6/10/16 11:42 PM, Kayleeee wrote: And you have to get up to do something, how does moving your pet off of you make you feel?
Depends on the time that passed. My cat Sammy is kind of big (European Short Hair are a bit larger than your usal house cat). 30 minutes is fine but then it becomes bothersome. It's super cute when he sleeps on my legs but I can't feel them anymore after roughly an hour. I actually managed a few times to lift him succesfully on my bed while he remains sleeping, seems to be a good option.
I can't even imagine having the same situation with an even heavier dog, my willingness to endure leg pain for my pets would probably just paralyze me in the long term.
I just piss right there.
your dogs a cutie btw.
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At 6/11/16 05:08 PM, YonusBahtzee wrote:your dogs a cutie btw.
Thank you! Adopted him from the humane society when he was just a puppy, and he's two years old now.
At 6/11/16 07:15 PM, Kayleeee wrote:At 6/11/16 05:08 PM, YonusBahtzee wrote:Thank you! Adopted him from the humane society when he was just a puppy, and he's two years old now.your dogs a cutie btw.
He looks really happy. I got my dog from a shelter too.
"It's called consolidation; strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals."
I did end up getting up to pee last night, and moving Dukino off of me. Today, on my ride back home, he decided to crawl up into the front seat, on my lap, and proceed to lay there. Seventy + pounds of fur.
Ignore his fur in the image, he needs a bath as he was out playing in the woods.
I like them just on top of me though.
Really wouldn't want to move an inch. Even if it meant skipping a whole day.
Very carefully. No sudden movements. If you're a ninja like me then you won't wake your pet up hopefully.
At 6/11/16 09:40 PM, YonusBahtzee wrote: He looks really happy. I got my dog from a shelter too.
Shelter dogs are the best dogs imo.
At 6/11/16 10:06 PM, ThePulp wrote: Really wouldn't want to move an inch. Even if it meant skipping a whole day.
I feel this. I'd rather be spending my time snuggling with my puppies than doing anything else almost.
At 6/11/16 12:38 PM, PanzerKorpse wrote:At 6/11/16 02:58 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:What's your cats name?
It doesn't bother me. My cat usually lays on my back then I just move a little and she moves off of me.
Muffins.
It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.
At 6/12/16 02:42 PM, DeftonesFan665 wrote:At 6/11/16 12:38 PM, PanzerKorpse wrote: What's your cats name?Muffins.
This is adorable.
