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Hazenut Secrets of SocialistClock..

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There is a man that haunts the forums on every internet computer available.
Rumor has it that a secret man will comment on your post if it's interesting or stupid.
But watch out, I heard if he replies to your topic on a forum, you will be visited by him in your dreams. They say that the man go into your kitchen and begins putting his fingers I side your bottle of Nutella. It's unknown why this man does it? I heard rumors of a man making an interesting topic on one of the forums then this secret guy shows up, after that the guy started hearing noises and walking up in the middle of the night, he couldn't even go out for his midnight stroll in the woods without feeling watched. I don't know what happened to guy but police didn't find his body in the houses or anywhere all they found was an empty bottle of nutella. O__o

It says in an old news post that this mysterious man is an very old computer troll from 1995 that die while trolling on a now decease forum community back in the late 90s. His name is the SocialistClock, Socialist has in he talks to you alot and Clock as in time because he is forever stuck in time. His ghostly self is said to haunt every forum on the internet, but that is just a rumor. But watch out, he could be anywhere, protect your nutella bottles and always check under your bed at night because he could be under there and last but not least. Be careful on who replies on your forum topic, they might eat your nutella. :c

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Response to Hazenut Secrets of SocialistClock.. 2016-03-25 06:45:02


At 3/25/16 06:40 AM, MemeFiend3 wrote: THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

OH MY GOD!!! D:

Response to Hazenut Secrets of SocialistClock.. 2016-03-25 16:19:57


I was hoping for more replies on this one.

This saddens me.

Response to Hazenut Secrets of SocialistClock.. 2016-03-25 16:28:35


At 3/25/16 04:19 PM, WAConline wrote: I was hoping for more replies on this one.

This saddens me.

C'mon, don't PUSS out on me now

Response to Hazenut Secrets of SocialistClock.. 2016-03-25 16:30:41


At 3/25/16 06:45 AM, WAConline wrote:
At 3/25/16 06:40 AM, MemeFiend3 wrote: THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
OH MY GOD!!! D:

DUN DUN DUN!!!
Such a creepy urban legend.


I know its cheesy but I feel grate.

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Response to Hazenut Secrets of SocialistClock.. 2016-03-25 16:54:58


At 3/25/16 04:53 PM, zornuzkull wrote: I figured @SocialistClock was just a compulsive masturbator...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
don't bring him here! he's going eat my nutella you fend!!!

NOOOO!!!!!!!

Response to Hazenut Secrets of SocialistClock.. 2016-03-25 17:04:13


At 3/25/16 05:02 PM, zornuzkull wrote:
At 3/25/16 04:54 PM, WAConline wrote:
At 3/25/16 04:53 PM, zornuzkull wrote: I figured @SocialistClock was just a compulsive masturbator...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
don't bring him here! he's going eat my nutella you fend!!!

NOOOO!!!!!!!
You were just gonna rub it on your balls and let the dog lick it off anyway...

e__e you know too much, you must be executed human.
I shall find you human.

Response to Hazenut Secrets of SocialistClock.. 2016-03-25 17:10:29


At 3/25/16 04:54 PM, WAConline wrote:
At 3/25/16 04:53 PM, zornuzkull wrote: I figured @SocialistClock was just a compulsive masturbator...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
don't bring him here! he's going eat my nutella you fend!!!

NOOOO!!!!!!!

We all know that Nutella is probably shit.


I know its cheesy but I feel grate.

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Response to Hazenut Secrets of SocialistClock.. 2016-03-25 17:17:39


At 3/25/16 05:10 PM, StatiKz wrote:
At 3/25/16 04:54 PM, WAConline wrote:
At 3/25/16 04:53 PM, zornuzkull wrote: I figured @SocialistClock was just a compulsive masturbator...
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
don't bring him here! he's going eat my nutella you fend!!!

NOOOO!!!!!!!
We all know that Nutella is probably shit.

GTFO, you have Triggered me.

Response to Hazenut Secrets of SocialistClock.. 2016-03-25 17:23:55


At 3/25/16 05:17 PM, WAConline wrote: GTFO, you have Triggered me.

Go back to sleep. Muhwahahaha!

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I know its cheesy but I feel grate.

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Response to Hazenut Secrets of SocialistClock.. 2016-03-25 17:42:11


At 3/25/16 05:23 PM, StatiKz wrote:
At 3/25/16 05:17 PM, WAConline wrote: GTFO, you have Triggered me.
Go back to sleep. Muhwahahaha!

Can't, Cheated on my wife. I'm typing this at a internet cafe. :c

Response to Hazenut Secrets of SocialistClock.. 2016-03-25 18:15:27


At 3/25/16 06:05 PM, zornuzkull wrote:
At 3/25/16 05:42 PM, WAConline wrote:
At 3/25/16 05:23 PM, StatiKz wrote:
At 3/25/16 05:17 PM, WAConline wrote: GTFO, you have Triggered me.
Go back to sleep. Muhwahahaha!
Can't, Cheated on my wife. I'm typing this at a internet cafe. :c
Was the bitch worth it?

We had a threesome, I was kicked out because she found out she wasn't straight. It was worth it. c:

Response to Hazenut Secrets of SocialistClock.. 2016-03-25 18:20:06


At 3/25/16 06:15 PM, WAConline wrote:
Was the bitch worth it?
We had a threesome, I was kicked out because she found out she wasn't straight. It was worth it. c:

That sucks. What's her number?


I know its cheesy but I feel grate.

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Response to Hazenut Secrets of SocialistClock.. 2016-03-25 20:48:11


good story bitch