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Marriage should be outlawed

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Marriage should be outlawed 2016-02-04 05:07:03


All marriage is wrong. Its an outdated retarded institution that for some reason people still do at young ages like 20 even young as 17.

No.

Gay. Straight. Bi. Poly. Cross species. I dont care.

This is a savage and primitive thing to do. Not to mention, the concept to clinging to the idea that two people can love each other forever and not grow bored or resent each other is too pathetic an idea to imagine.

And dont even get me started on having kids. I hate little kids with every fiber of my being.

Response to Marriage should be outlawed 2016-02-04 06:03:03


fucking shit, i just hate this so much


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Response to Marriage should be outlawed 2016-02-04 07:40:50


At 2/4/16 07:21 AM, Centaurora wrote: Fuck this tread

Tread this fuck!

Response to Marriage should be outlawed 2016-02-04 08:22:03


Marriage should be replaced with a "Civil Union". For legal reasons.


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Response to Marriage should be outlawed 2016-02-04 09:32:10


ITT: OP is probably right, but we've been lied to for so long that we don't believe him.

Response to Marriage should be outlawed 2016-02-04 10:09:42


Yeah, okay, you're unloved, we get it.

Response to Marriage should be outlawed 2016-02-04 16:54:04


You dropped your Fedora


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Response to Marriage should be outlawed 2016-02-04 17:34:30


At 2/4/16 11:08 AM, Neoncrotch wrote:
At 2/4/16 07:40 AM, NEOSLAYRE wrote:
At 2/4/16 07:21 AM, Centaurora wrote: Fuck this tread
Tread this fuck!
This tread fuck

!Fuck tread this

Response to Marriage should be outlawed 2016-02-04 19:48:57


i can literally smell the virginity

Response to Marriage should be outlawed 2016-02-04 20:16:03


you're obviously still in high school.

Response to Marriage should be outlawed 2016-02-04 20:29:48


At 2/4/16 05:34 PM, Subspacer wrote:
At 2/4/16 11:08 AM, Neoncrotch wrote:
At 2/4/16 07:40 AM, NEOSLAYRE wrote:
At 2/4/16 07:21 AM, Centaurora wrote: Fuck this tread
Tread this fuck!
This tread fuck
!Fuck tread this

This fuck tread,
tread fuck this!

Response to Marriage should be outlawed 2016-02-04 20:40:00


At 2/4/16 08:29 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:
At 2/4/16 05:34 PM, Subspacer wrote:
At 2/4/16 11:08 AM, Neoncrotch wrote:
At 2/4/16 07:40 AM, NEOSLAYRE wrote:
At 2/4/16 07:21 AM, Centaurora wrote: Fuck this tread
Tread this fuck!
This tread fuck
!Fuck tread this
This fuck tread,
tread fuck this!

Alright. That's all of 'em, guys.

Response to Marriage should be outlawed 2016-02-04 20:54:38


At 2/4/16 04:54 PM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote: You dropped your Fedora

i admit that made me spit my drink everywhere.


Been around since 2004. (as a lurker that is!)

Response to Marriage should be outlawed 2016-02-04 21:15:00


The day has finally come....an alt that actually says something that makes sense

Response to Marriage should be outlawed 2016-02-04 21:26:54


At 2/4/16 09:16 PM, Centaurora wrote:
At 2/4/16 08:40 PM, NEOSLAYRE wrote: Alright. That's all of 'em, guys.
Don't speak to your father that way.

Shut up, dad! It's not like you ever truly loved me! You left me and mom when I was six!

Response to Marriage should be outlawed 2016-02-04 21:31:59


I actually agree with this, though I don't think it should be outlawed


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Response to Marriage should be outlawed 2016-02-04 21:57:12


I personally think that if you want to get married, you should have to get your marriage license renewed every few years like a drivers license.
Let people reconsider every few years.
Some might stay married for life, and if they do good for them.

Response to Marriage should be outlawed 2016-02-04 22:27:29


Sounds like OP just got divorced.


It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Response to Marriage should be outlawed 2016-02-04 22:31:52


Nothing says I love you like a legally binding contract.


1991

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Response to Marriage should be outlawed 2016-02-04 22:35:39


dose anyone on this forum have a signup date older than 10 years? even the admins are newbs

Response to Marriage should be outlawed 2016-02-04 22:38:11


At 2/4/16 10:35 PM, finicalprickle wrote: dose anyone on this forum have a signup date older than 10 years? even the admins are newbs

Well it's 2016. And plenty of people have pre-2006 dates, so yeah.

Response to Marriage should be outlawed 2016-02-05 00:58:53


At 2/4/16 07:48 PM, Lemonardo wrote: i can literally smell the virginity

You do realize that many married men are still virgins even after the marriage, right?

Response to Marriage should be outlawed 2016-02-05 01:06:38


OP has never had a girlfriend

Response to Marriage should be outlawed 2016-02-05 01:08:16


ITT: Tons of people resent OP for making the choice to not ruin his life.

Response to Marriage should be outlawed 2016-02-05 01:10:13


At 2/5/16 01:08 AM, Bit wrote: ITT: Tons of people resent OP for making the choice to not ruin his life.

FACT

Response to Marriage should be outlawed 2016-02-05 01:12:17


I agree.
It's just a benefit for women.


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Response to Marriage should be outlawed 2016-02-05 02:07:00


So you've been unlucky when it comes to the ladies, huh?


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Response to Marriage should be outlawed 2016-02-05 02:15:34


Edgy, shitposting, or both?

Response to Marriage should be outlawed 2016-02-05 02:55:10


I think that outlawing anything should be outlawed.

Response to Marriage should be outlawed 2016-02-05 07:56:07


OK then, no more gay marriage you people were so happy about.


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