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i asked my crush out and she said

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no....

can you guys give me some advice??

tbh im not really sure what i did wrong here

i asked my crush out and she said


 

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Response to i asked my crush out and she said 2015-12-14 10:37:04


Bitch doesn't like you, get over it.


This is where I wrote something funny

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At 12/14/15 09:57 AM, Khifa wrote: no....

can you guys give me some advice??

tbh im not really sure what i did wrong here

She is too old for you.
But feminists banned men from marrying girls 100 years ago.

Once a woman knows her worth, she is of no value.

Also you should never forgive her.

Response to i asked my crush out and she said 2015-12-14 12:01:56


At 12/14/15 11:59 AM, Homicidee wrote: Move on. Because you know you got rejected through a text message, and not rejected in person. Give your self some credit that you had at least a half of nut that you asked her out.

No, get revenge. Do not move on. Every inch should be a battle, and your life the asteroid that marrs the land


At 12/14/15 11:39 AM, ConverseMass wrote: Well this happend to someone...

The muslims and south african non-whites have the right idea of how to deal with a woman such as that.

It is disgusting that a whore has the right to block the man. She doesn't have that right in SA (and also not in many muslim societies: low women are not afforded any protection).

He should not take this lying down.

And if any police try to arrest him, they are part of the problem, of which he is the solution.
Gods speed to your friend. May he find victory

Response to i asked my crush out and she said 2015-12-14 12:13:47


Well. At least you tried.


"NO..""
da buy cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. gurl was cryin and went to pic up his body.
he was ded.
she whsipered 2 his corpse
"I ment to sey I will luv u FIVE-ever......"
(dat mean he luv him moar dan 4evr.....)
repst if diz mad u cri


and one and two and three...

TOM ON BOAAAAAAAAAAARD.

Response to i asked my crush out and she said 2015-12-14 12:24:55


>played it off as a joke

And here I thought that the "beta" meme was a joke.

Response to i asked my crush out and she said 2015-12-14 12:25:57


>Associating with women
>"IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO" when you realize you don't have enough money to tame her
shiggy


"Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius." ~Arnaud Amalric

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Response to i asked my crush out and she said 2015-12-14 12:35:19


At 12/14/15 12:25 PM, MemeFiend2 wrote: >Associating with women
>"IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO" when you realize you don't have enough money to tame her
shiggy

Meme arrows are my meme. Quit stealing my memes.

Response to i asked my crush out and she said 2015-12-14 12:40:51


At 12/14/15 12:35 PM, Bit wrote:
At 12/14/15 12:25 PM, MemeFiend2 wrote: >Associating with women
>"IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO" when you realize you don't have enough money to tame her
shiggy
Meme arrows are my meme. Quit stealing my memes.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


"Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius." ~Arnaud Amalric

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At 12/14/15 01:37 PM, Swagganaut wrote: There's a lot of fish in the sea, that one happens to be out of water and waits for your gentle caress over the side of a bridge.

In any generation there are about the same amount of women as men. Women have banned men from fishing in the next (larger) generation: they banned men marrying girls 100 years ago:

>In the United States, as late as the 1880s most States set the minimum age at 10-12, (in Delaware it was 7 in 1895).[8] Inspired by the "Maiden Tribute" female reformers in the US initiated their own campaign[9] which petitioned legislators to raise the legal minimum age to at least 16, with the ultimate goal to raise the age to 18. The campaign was successful, with almost all states raising the minimum age to 16-18 years by 1920.

(same in UK and various other countries)

(Also see Deuteronomy chapter 22 verses 28-29 in hebrew to see the God of the book of Deuteronomy was fine with man+girl (child), reading in hebrew is essential)

If there were 28millon men and 28million fish in the sea, and men could only eat fish, either all men would starve within a week, or most men would starve within a week while some men collected all the fish and did not starve.

Since men cannot marry girls (prison in our feminist police states (basically the same society as early communism in russia when the ...... intellectuals ran the place and were killing christians)), men can only go for women (and generally within their own generation in the women's cuntries such as the USA, UK, Australlia, Europe, any place that Democracy exists. Any place that women have any power whatsoever (the first thing they always do is ban men marrying girls)
.... Thus there are juuuuussstt enough women to go around.

IE: There may be many fish in the sea, but you are imprisoned if you go harvest most of them, since you don't do the other thing Deuteronomy says to do...

IE: No The premise is wrong: There are not many fish in the sea per man. There is one. Only one. Per man. Because that is how women want it to be.

Your quip is 100 years out of date. Men do not get to fish from the next generation or the generation after that. Men are stuck with the options women and their cuntries give us, and we do not have the power to remove their governments, remove their ministers, remove every person that agrees that men shall not marry young girls, etc... to change it.

At 12/14/15 01:37 PM, Swagganaut wrote: In all reality don't play shit off as a joke when you fuck up, it's a sign of weakness and no faith in one's own character. You don't need the bitch, make it known with passive dismissal.

Yea.
He should have went and did what he wanted.

Response to i asked my crush out and she said 2015-12-14 21:42:12


That april fools bit was cringy.


"It's taking all my might to restrain from dick riding." - HomicidalFrog

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Response to i asked my crush out and she said 2015-12-15 08:56:28


You forgot to grab her cock, fucking n00b.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to i asked my crush out and she said 2015-12-15 09:20:46


At 12/14/15 09:57 AM, Khifa wrote: no....

can you guys give me some advice??

tbh im not really sure what i did wrong here

Move on bro, your time is valuable... don't waste it on whores, sluts or bitches.

i asked my crush out and she said


“In a mad world, only the mad are sane.”

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Response to i asked my crush out and she said 2016-01-30 10:39:30


"April fools!" This was posted in December

hello darkness my old friend.

Response to i asked my crush out and she said 2016-01-30 10:41:42


At 1/30/16 09:01 AM, SocialistClock wrote:
At 12/14/15 12:35 PM, Bit wrote:
Meme arrows are my meme. Quit stealing my memes.
But you stole it from 4chan

4chan stole it from me.

Response to i asked my crush out and she said 2016-01-30 11:45:55


Absolutely nothing wrong, you handled it like a champ alpha male.


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.

You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.

ScaryPicnic made me do it.My letterboxd.

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Response to i asked my crush out and she said 2016-01-30 11:56:29


At 1/30/16 10:41 AM, Bit wrote:
At 1/30/16 09:01 AM, SocialistClock wrote:

But you stole it from 4chan
4chan stole it from me.

Still thinking we're that important are we?

as to OP

>but it's not even april bro

> ayy look at me, using meme arrows... woooooh

Response to i asked my crush out and she said 2016-01-30 22:23:22


At 12/14/15 09:57 AM, Khifa wrote: no....

can you guys give me some advice??

tbh im not really sure what i did wrong here

Things happen. Not everyone you think you're meant to be with turns out to be "the one".

The whole playing it off as a joke thing is pretty awkward and weird though (but we all make mistakes).


"It's called consolidation; strengthen governments and corporations, weaken individuals."

I also draw stuff. Here's some of it.

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Response to i asked my crush out and she said 2016-02-01 01:47:48


LOL dont worry about it.
Dont get hung up on it.
She's one of Billions
Try again with someone else later.
Maybe in a different way


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Response to i asked my crush out and she said 2016-02-01 03:15:03


AND SHE SAID... "PLAY THE BEST SONG IN THE WORLD."

.... "OR I'LL EAT YOUR NACHOS"


PU PI PI PU PI PIII

PU PI PI PU PI PIII

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Response to i asked my crush out and she said 2016-02-01 16:28:34


At 12/14/15 09:57 AM, Khifa wrote: no....

can you guys give me some advice??

tbh im not really sure what i did wrong here

Same shit happened to me last year. You know what you did wrong? You asked her by text. That completely BLEW UP your chances.


till we overdose

Response to i asked my crush out and she said 2016-02-01 17:36:24


That text was the funniest shit I've read in awhile.


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Response to i asked my crush out and she said 2016-02-02 03:22:47


Bruh I think it's just girls honestly. I messaged this one girl and we were just talking about music and randomly blocked me. I didn't spam her, ask her out, nothing. Don't beat yourself up.