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Attention Newgrounds 2015-11-30 17:28:06


I have a hemmorhoid.

What are your thoughts?

Response to Attention Newgrounds 2015-11-30 17:29:51


Put some lubricant on it.

Response to Attention Newgrounds 2015-11-30 17:33:46


you must be the evil brother of @camoshark or something huh.


Hello thar ;)

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Response to Attention Newgrounds 2015-11-30 17:45:47


At 11/30/15 05:37 PM, Homicidee wrote: What happen to becoming the king of the seas? :(

I got a hemmorhoid.

Response to Attention Newgrounds 2015-11-30 18:07:03


At 11/30/15 05:58 PM, KingiOgh wrote: Are you joking? Seriously, do you have hemorrhoids?

Well, one. I know because I touched my butthole.

Response to Attention Newgrounds 2015-11-30 18:18:58


At 11/30/15 06:18 PM, KingiOgh wrote:
At 11/30/15 06:07 PM, PussyShark wrote:
At 11/30/15 05:58 PM, KingiOgh wrote: Are you joking? Seriously, do you have hemorrhoids?
Well, one. I know because I touched my butthole.
Why do you touched your butthole?

I was mad at him last night and made him sleep on the couch.

Obviously he had to make do without me.

Response to Attention Newgrounds 2015-12-01 07:22:58 (edited 2015-12-01 07:25:43)


At 11/30/15 06:18 PM, Bit wrote:
At 11/30/15 06:18 PM, KingiOgh wrote:
Why do you touched your butthole?
I was mad at him last night and made him sleep on the couch.

Obviously he had to make do without me.

If only you'd touch my butt hole like you touch my heart.

Response to Attention Newgrounds 2015-12-01 07:32:14 (edited 2015-12-01 07:32:29)


I think you have a pretty cool voice. You should use it to fight crimes or something.


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to Attention Newgrounds 2015-12-01 07:38:19 (edited 2015-12-01 07:46:12)


At 12/1/15 07:32 AM, Mismo wrote: I think you have a pretty cool voice. You should use it to fight crimes or something.

If by "crimes" you mean "pussy" and by "fight" you mean "fuck" then yes I think I should fight crimes.

My hemmorhoid is gone I think. It's gonna be a beautiful day. (:

At 12/1/15 07:35 AM, SansNumbers wrote:
At 11/30/15 05:29 PM, Bryan wrote: What was the point of reading out loud what you posted in text? Are all of your posts going to have a text-to-speech option from now on?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s01IycJwtB7N

lmfao

Response to Attention Newgrounds 2015-12-01 07:44:47


At 12/1/15 07:38 AM, PussyShark wrote:
At 12/1/15 07:32 AM, Mismo wrote: I think you have a pretty cool voice. You should use it to fight crimes or something.
If by "crimes" you mean "pussy" and by "fight" you mean "fuck" then yes I think I should fight crimes.

My hemmorhoid is gone I think. It's gonna be a beautiful day. (:

Unfucked pussies are the most heinous criminals. Only a good dicking can reform them.


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to Attention Newgrounds 2015-12-01 07:45:36 (edited 2015-12-01 07:49:06)


At 12/1/15 07:44 AM, Mismo wrote: Unfucked pussies are the most heinous criminals. Only a good dicking can reform them.

This sounds like either a great porn idea or an even better halloween idea, where I dress up as a superhero that fights tirelessly to fuck all the pussies.
Like a cock suit with a cape and like an eye mask lmao.

Response to Attention Newgrounds 2015-12-01 09:05:58


At 11/30/15 05:28 PM, PussyShark wrote: thoughts?

Choke on them.


"Till one day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody."

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Response to Attention Newgrounds 2015-12-01 14:16:50


this thread is gay as fuck imo smh tbh fam


"Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius." ~Arnaud Amalric

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Response to Attention Newgrounds 2015-12-01 14:53:07


My thoughts are that. this might be too much info for me, but take it one day at a time. lol

~X~


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Response to Attention Newgrounds 2015-12-01 15:59:51 (edited 2015-12-01 16:00:59)


At 12/1/15 02:53 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote: My thoughts are that. this might be too much info for me, but take it one day at a time. lol

~X~

Thanks for reviewing my hemmorhoid XWaynecoltX!

At 12/1/15 02:18 PM, Mr-Shark wrote: Sending many feels and seals your way PussyShark.

Thank you Mr-Shark. Obviously we're now bff's.

Response to Attention Newgrounds 2015-12-01 17:18:15


At 12/1/15 03:59 PM, PussyShark wrote:
At 12/1/15 02:53 PM, XwaynecoltX wrote: My thoughts are that. this might be too much info for me, but take it one day at a time. lol

~X~
Thanks for reviewing my hemmorhoid XWaynecoltX!

No problem at all Hemmorhoids are my number one review choices :)

~X~


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[] The Top Reviewer Since 2002 [] COMIC >> WAYNES WORLD

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Response to Attention Newgrounds 2015-12-01 18:41:17 (edited 2015-12-01 18:41:51)


At 11/30/15 05:28 PM, PussyShark wrote: What are your thoughts?

PussyShark and hemmorhoids.

Attention Newgrounds


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